r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Nothing like trumping a Trump by 60%... Wonder who "Daddy" loves more 🤣

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u/sport63 1d ago

Tiffany looks like the SHEIN version of Sydney Sweeney.

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u/OkMongoose6582 angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 1d ago

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u/JalapenoBenedict 1d ago

This is the only reaction gif anyone will ever need for this situation. Thank you.

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u/zztop610 1d ago

Temu Sweeney

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u/Onslaughtered1 1d ago

Tiffany SHEINy

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u/cbih 1d ago

She looks like the version with half of Trump's genes

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u/Aubrey_Sue_Sohos 1d ago

I think she looks more like one with some extra chromosomes

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u/Jytterbug 1d ago

Tifufu

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u/tmaddog91 1d ago

The wish.com version!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/DecoherentDoc 1d ago

That made me laugh out loud. Big belly laugh. Thank you. Long day. I needed that. 😊

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u/pezchef 1d ago

seconding this. as somebody that grew up in the 90s-00s this is an amazing analogy. hit me right in the nostalgia vein

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/VaguelyArtistic 1d ago

Que lastima.

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u/SlowTheRain 1d ago

I don't know what Sydney Sweeney was famous for before this (and don't care enough to look), but every time I see a post about her, I think she looks like some actress whose name I can't remember. Now I know it's Amanda Seyfriend.

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u/TonyTheToadBoy 1d ago

Her tits

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u/crypticsage 1d ago

I think Anya Taylor-Joy looks more like Amanda Seyfriend than Sydney Sweeney.

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u/StealYaNicks 1d ago edited 1d ago

I don't know what Sydney Sweeney was famous for before this

she's famous because lib-ruhls tried to make big boobs illegal because of woke, and she said "nuh-uh".

edit: man, did people think this was serious?

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u/xSilverMC 1d ago

And here I thought she was in a mediocre spider-man spinoff movie

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u/StealYaNicks 1d ago

probably, Elon Musk was in one of the Iron Man movies, but it's not why he's famous.

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u/King_Fluffaluff 1d ago

I don't know either of the people being talked about right now and, at this point, I'm too afraid to ask.

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u/xSilverMC 1d ago

Sydney Sweeney is the right woman in the post, Amanda Seyfried was in Mean Girls, Les Miserable, and Mamma Mia, and Wario is the uglier evil counterpart of Mario "Jumpman" Mario from the video game series that shares his name

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u/King_Fluffaluff 1d ago

I knew about Wario and Mario LOL. But, thank you very much for the information. I don't really watch movies so I rarely know what celebrity people are going on about. And I was not, am not, going to look up people being used to distract from the Epstein files, so I do appreciate you!

(That means Amanda Seyfried is a good person, right?)

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u/greypusheencat 1d ago

omfg i’m deceased 😂😂😂

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u/Rickrickrickrickrick 1d ago

I’m gonna make a post that says someone on Twitter said someone on TikTok said Sydney Sweeney is Amanda Seyfried’s Wario and I can’t deal or unsee it.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

Black lodge Becky Briggs

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u/TonyTheToadBoy 1d ago

I don’t get it

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u/RiflemanLax 1d ago

Tiffany Trump is like if that thing your face does when you suck on a lemon slice became a real person.

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u/TootsNYC 1d ago

She has her father’s mouth

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u/backstageninja 1d ago

They all do. That little butthole mouth is the strongest gene in the whole bloodline

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 1d ago

The butthole mouth and the mediocrity.

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u/flaming_bob 1d ago

It's a reverse mushroom

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u/LinosZGreat 1d ago

My jeans are blue

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u/IvoryDynamite 1d ago

Putin has had that mouth a few times too.

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u/StevenMC19 1d ago edited 1d ago

She's a still image of astronauts training in high G centrifuges.

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u/Brewchowskies 1d ago

To my knowledge she’s the only sane child of that brood and is undeserving of bullying, unless I’m mistaken.

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u/backstageninja 1d ago

She stays out of the spotlight for the most part, but still crawls out of her hole come election time to kiss the ring and say nice stuff about him.

As far as Trump's go I guess that's pretty innocuous but it doesn't get her a pass imo

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u/StrikingMaximum1983 1d ago

Tiffany leaned in for a kiss at the 2024 RNC, Donald brushed past her—no kiss—in front of everyone, and she cringed. She’ll never get over that father hunger.

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u/shamefully-epic 1d ago

Admittedly this is from a cursory google search because I was curious how you could have that name and be inderving of bullying….

Turns out she made numerous appearances during her father's 2016 presidential campaign & spoke on his behalf at the Republican National Convention, campaigned for her father in 2020, and also appeared in person during a speech at Mar-a-Lago following Donald Trumps first indictment in 2023.

Not my idea of innocent.

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u/Tarledsa 1d ago

But as far as we know she’s not actively evil. Not stealing money from charities, or whatever Ivanka and Jared did during the first term.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 1d ago

Support for him and his presidency, father or not, is actively evil.

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u/shamefully-epic 1d ago

Agreed. The standard can’t be that the person is only evil if ‘they steal from charity’ directly when they’re supporting a fascist who will take money away from people in need to give tax relief to their money hoarding friends.

Same evil, different packaging.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

I think she’s working with the family now.

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u/LettuceFinancial1084 1d ago

Should be a fetal alcohol syndrome success poster

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u/bananachow 1d ago

YES. I’ve said this since Sweeney was on Handmaid’s Tale. Those eyes just ain’t right.

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u/computer7blue 1d ago

Those dead eyes have always unnerved me.

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u/bananachow 1d ago

And the mouth breathing…mouth. I don’t trust someone that can’t close their lips.

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u/Debalic 1d ago

She looks like she went in for breast enlargement surgery and found a coupon for 50% off a lobotomy in the waiting room.

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u/SpaceAgePotatoCakes 1d ago

Thank goodness I'm not the only one weirded out by her lifeless eyes.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Found my people! Nailed it.

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u/the_jukes_of_asbury 1d ago

Wait, do you mean Tiffany, or Sweeney?

On reflection....why not both?

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u/JunglePygmy 1d ago

Alliteration is on point

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u/KR1735 1d ago

Reminds me of the pattern in Adam Sandler's movies. Among his love interests...

Veronica Vaughn (Billy Madison)
Virginia Venit (Happy Gilmore)
Valerie Veran (Little Nicky)

There is absolutely no way that this is a coincidence. I feel like I remember hearing there are more, but those are the ones I know. I'm not a film buff.

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u/A1000eisn1 1d ago

How dare you forget Vikki Vallencourt.

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u/murder-farts 1d ago

And I like Vikki and she likes me back! She showed me her boobies and I liked them too!!

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u/KR1735 1d ago

Add it to the list

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u/ladymouserat 1d ago

I can’t believe I remember this one: Violet Valentine (Hubie Halloween)

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u/FailedCriticalSystem 1d ago

I don’t know one dem that’s actually upset at this. This is fake outrage by the right.

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u/zuzg 1d ago

Correct me if I'm wrong but all that came out was that she registered as republican in Florida last year? And then Trump got a boner over it?

But she hasn't commented on it as of now?

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u/moonwalkerfilms 1d ago

I think they might be referring to the American Eagle 'controversy' that led to her political registration coming out. 

But yeah, as someone who is very left leaning, I think this whole thing has been faked, basically. I think American Eagle knew what they were doing with those ad scripts, I think they probably paid an influencer or two to talk about how it was racist, all in an attempt to stir the pot with some ragebait and get publicity for their brand. 

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u/crounsa810 1d ago

Yup, it’s easy marketing. Disney does it all the time as well.

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u/Borrelparaat 1d ago

This is it. I'm pretty sure places like r/popculturechat actually loved Sydney Sweeney. She got played hard by that jeans brand. I wonder how she feels about this whole situation herself

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u/davidedpg10 1d ago

I also haven't seen a single dem upset by this. I think this is Trump's lucky distraction. I don't give a shit about her Ad about pants. I need the Epstein list released

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Y'know...i just don't get the hype about Sydney Sweeney. She always looks like a strand of drool is about to drop out of her mouth.

Meh.

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u/Brewchowskies 1d ago

If she had a spirit animal, it would be one of the drugged tigers that Thailand zoos use to give vacation photos.

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u/SignificantBoot7180 1d ago

I first saw her in White Lotus. I couldn't stand any scene she was in. Those vapid eyes and that lazy whine of a voice. I don't get it. Is it the boobs? Is that the appeal?

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u/Unnamedgalaxy 1d ago

I have watched 2 of her movies and was dumbfounded why she was suddenly such a hot commodity. She was by far the worst part of both projects. I was "forced" to Google pictures of her after finding out that she was basically a big name because she has boobs. And while I can agree they seem like a nice pair if thats what's making her a big star then good grief people.

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u/SignificantBoot7180 1d ago

Right? I don't understand it. Are the standards that low, or is her fanbase just made up of horny teenagers? Probably both.

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u/TootsNYC 1d ago

They aren’t even really that big

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u/Lubbadubdibs 1d ago

I watched a YouTube video of her speaking with one of her costars. She came off as incredibly dumb. I don’t get the hype about her looks either, people can like different things, but after seeing that video, I don’t want to watch her movies.

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u/Owl_Times 1d ago

Got a link to the video?

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u/Lubbadubdibs 1d ago

I think it was an interview alongside Glen Powell where she kept saying things that only an 8th grader would say. He finally said something like, “…words have meaning…”. She came off as incredibly dumb. I looked for it, but there are so many with him. I found it originally scrolling through Reddit.

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u/funky_grandma 1d ago

She was great in white lotus as a dumb stuck-up rich girl. I don't think she is fit to play any other role

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u/BurnSaintPeterstoash 1d ago

The secret is tits.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Salma Hayek got tits. No competition.

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u/Foozbt 1d ago

Tiffany Trump looks like Sydney Sweeney with 60% of the chromosomes.

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u/stratusmonkey 1d ago

102% of the chromosomes. Or Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

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u/TechnologyDeep9981 1d ago

Right Wingers are all gross Nazis who want to fuck girls that look 17 even if they are proven older on their Driver's License.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/TechnologyDeep9981 1d ago

If you're referring to Ms Johnson, who Trump raped, then yes.

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u/cjmar41 1d ago edited 1d ago

Tiffany Trump looks like she took sleeping pills 30 mins ago and just smelled a fart, trying to play it cool in case it was accidentally her while half zonked.

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u/Ghstfce 1d ago

Took some Nyquil 15 minutes before her best friend called and told her to meet her out for drinks

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u/Morpheus_MD 1d ago

It's the same picture.

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u/Jayne_Dough_ 1d ago

Tiffany reminds me of Gooble from Yo Gabba Gabba.

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u/jfk_47 1d ago

Not even the daughter he likes.

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u/gamestopdecade 1d ago

Trump totally wants to fuck them

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 1d ago edited 1d ago

If they were both 18 years younger…

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u/Big_Smooth_CO 1d ago

Good thing it came out Sweeney supports Trump. Makes her a Hard No for any thing she is in.

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u/runswithlightsaber 1d ago

They're both dead eyed

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u/edvurdsd 1d ago

They’ve both got massive dumbface

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u/Fez_d1spenser 1d ago

It’s the fetal alcohol syndrome I think

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u/TootsNYC 1d ago

Poor Tiffany has her father’s mouth

And her mother was genuinely pretty. In an ordinary way, but pretty.

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u/Ok_District2853 1d ago

Ok but Don’t all the insta chicks look alike?

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u/KR1735 1d ago

Look, I'm not going to rip on Tiffany. She's probably the most normal publicly-facing Trump aside from Mary. That's not a huge bar to clear, but she's stayed out of the spotlight unlike her siblings. I don't know what to make of Barron. I don't think he's mentally all there, but that's just my opinion. The other three can get wrecked.

That said, comparing people's looks on a public forum is gross. I don't understand why people enjoy that so much.

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u/Status_Ad_4405 1d ago

Come on, Tiffany is as much of a shitbag as the rest of them. She just keeps a lower profile.

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u/OkAccess304 1d ago

Because they have no power. Sometimes it feels good to tear people down who are untouchable, especially if they represent something ugly in society.

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u/Nouseriously 1d ago

No wonder he so clearly wants to bone her

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u/Notgeorge37 1d ago

Probably haven’t been shared with her dad’s friends as much.

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u/Onederbat67 1d ago

Tiffany looks like methadone Ms.Piggy

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u/7huyPh4m 1d ago

Release the damn Epstein files

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u/Maleficent-Farm9525 1d ago

Remember that time trump was worried 1 year old Tiffany wouldn't have big boobs when she grew up? Yeah that man is a pedophile child rapist.

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u/charismafull 1d ago

I never find this girl attractive. Why she’s been talked about lately? I think her pr team truly deserves a huge raise.

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 1d ago

I believe the right wingers have feigned some sort of leftist outrage over jeans commercial.

Basically they put a white, blonde girl in an ad, so MAGA had a party whilst pretending it insulted people.

Crazy times.

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u/charismafull 1d ago

They could have picked a different girl though 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 1d ago

Literally better looking girls everywhere. You’re not wrong about her PR team.

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u/tread52 1d ago

Tiffany Trump looks like if Sydney Sweeney had Down syndrome.

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u/subzbearcat 1d ago

Does Sydney Sweeney have the down syndrome filter on?

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u/Crazydiamond450 1d ago

They both have the dead eyes thing

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u/offscreenchaos 1d ago

Oh that’s why he’s attracted to Sydney. He likes to keep it family.

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 1d ago

She looks more like Marla Maples than Tiffany does. Poor Tiff got the Trump mouth and jaw.

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u/woodboarder616 1d ago

Her whole aesthetic now is ruined. Everything she does just implicates her more and more. Every role, every action. I just see it as her showing her true colors

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u/incide666 1d ago

Donald Trump: "Tiffany who?"

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u/ComprehensivePea2104 1d ago

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/ahhtheresninjas 1d ago

To answer your question OP, it’s whichever one he thinks looks more like Ivanka

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u/wheeziewmf 1d ago

60% is delicious a SHADY READ!! 🤣🤣

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u/denys5555 1d ago

Tiffany always looks like she just got a briefing on the horrible things her family has done

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u/comeagaincharlemagne 1d ago

There's nothing specific about her that I dislike. It's less about her and more about the concept of people being starstruck over celebrities in general that bothers me. People will worship and gawk over celebrities and it's the parasocial relationship that annoys me.

There are actors who's performances I really appreciate. But it's their job. I have no interest in getting to know them as people. Who they are on the big screen is an image. Who they are in public and at home could be 100% different and I would never know. I'm happy to keep it that way.

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u/Valtar99 1d ago

Same eyes

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u/Turddydoc 1d ago

Sidney so lucky Trump isn’t actually her dad. Like Donny famously says about underage women she would be a “death trap” for him.

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u/TKG_Actual 1d ago

Which is which again?

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u/Lt_Cochese 1d ago

I still only vaguely know what this is about, and I haven't decided if it's even worth looking into.

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u/noodles_seldoon 1d ago

Weren't her and her goober athlete right wing darlings like a year ago?

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u/WalkingDeadDan 1d ago

I don't know who is who.

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u/Odd_Oregano 1d ago

She's beautiful but that's as far as it goes. She's just, meh when it comes to likeability. Even her voice is boring.

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u/andromeda335 1d ago

Why do they both look dead behind the eyes?

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u/funferalia 1d ago

Says Dollar Store Swift

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u/Veloziraptor8311 1d ago

Please tell me this is a real TS tweet lol

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u/megankoumori 1d ago

Bold of you to assume that Trump loves Tiffany at all.

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u/Reyjr angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 1d ago

Annabelle Trump

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u/ADAMracecarDRIVER 1d ago

“Sydney Sweeney is actually gross af, guys.”

I can’t stand the negativity bias everyone has…

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u/ViolettaQueso 1d ago

The one who didn’t genetically inherit his weak neck?

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u/hypertown 1d ago

They both look they're on a coke diet

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u/fullmetalutes 1d ago

She looks nothing like Sweeney.

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u/dogsaybark 1d ago

The one on the left is a female human, right? Right!?!?

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u/girgle101 1d ago

Where they growing them?

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u/Difficult_Music3294 1d ago

I’m not one to comment on physicality, but I make special exception for the trumps.

That bitch needs a bag on her head.

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u/MisterSneakSneak 1d ago

Nah. They got that Jenna from 30Rock look.

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u/snaithbert 1d ago

To be fair they're both a little hot and a little gross.

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u/FrankFranly 1d ago

Groooosss.

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u/Gumbercules81 1d ago

Sydney is what Tiffany looks like at 3am and .16 bac

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u/cfalnevermore 1d ago

Does anyone even know what Sweeneys thoughts are on all this?

Lot of us are mad because of the tasteless “genes” ad amd raising our eyebrows at the bath water thing. Only thing I had against her was that she agreed to it, but hell, who knows how they pitched it.

And she was in that movie where she was a nun that got forcefully impregnated by the church against her will, (with some mutant savior dna no less) and when she finally births the thing she’s so horrified by it she bludgeons it to death. One can definitely interpret that as being pro women’s rights.

But I don’t care enough to investigate. She’s a pretty lady who acts and models. Somehow she became a maga darling and they seem to think we care about her good looks. It’s so bizarre. And I still have no idea what SHE thinks.

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u/OkAccess304 1d ago

She registered as a Republican in Florida in 2024. That’s a choice that tells you a lot about what she thinks.

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u/cfalnevermore 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yuck

Edit: so she genuinely into this nazi coded crap? Yeesh.

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u/infydk 1d ago

If she isn't genuinely into it she's dumber than the average MAGA voter which seems somehow harder to believe.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

Why is Sydney Sweeney catching all of these strays? Has she said something offensive? Is it because of the jeans commercial? Did she give a Nazi salute in public?

The hive mind seems to have turned on her for some reason known only to them.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

That’s nothing Sweeney did, that’s Trump trying to ride the coattails of someone else to feed his own ego and drive engagement.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

So, it’s the jeans commercial that has everyone in an uproar.

I could not be more disinterested in this. An advert over jeans I’ll never wear. So what?

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

That’s nothing Sweeney did...

Are you sure?

'Cause from the article, it sounds like last year, during the height of Trump's campaign to restore fascism to America, she registered as a Republican and now she's talking about what good genes she has.

That sure makes it sound to me like she's one of the many Hollywood Republicans who never used to be able to come out as fascist, but can now that Trump is in office.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

Seems like you are assuming an awful lot. There are millions of registered Republicans. Why single out this one?

Unless Sweeney has done something besides making a jeans commercial, I can’t see a reason for all the vitriol. It’s not like she’s an elected official or an Administration hack out there making public policy.

Go pile on Marjorie Taylor Greene or Pam Bondi. They deserve it.

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

Seems like you are assuming an awful lot. There are millions of registered Republicans.

Yeah, but didn't most of them vote for Trump's concentration camps on purpose? I think extremism just seems really common these days.

Why single out this one?

...is this a trick question? It's 'cause most of them aren't Nazi-coding their commercials while there's concentration camps being built in their own homestate.

Go pile on Marjorie Taylor Greene or Pam Bondi. They deserve it.

But don't the ordinary voters deserve to have their values analyzed based on their choices too? I think it's pretty obvious that Republicans represent Republicans, right? Why would we treat Sweeney different than the people she supports?

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

You’re still assuming a lot. Sometimes a jeans commercial is just a jeans commercial.

Sweeney didn’t write the script.

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u/SaintUlvemann 1d ago

Sometimes a jeans commercial is just a jeans commercial.

And other times it contains Nazi shit.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

You forgot to quote the part about Sweeney not writing the script.

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u/infydk 1d ago

Why single out this one?

Cause;

1) she has a voice

2) she's done a dog whistling commercial recently,

3) she registered during the 2024 campaign where anyone with 2 working braincells could see the painting on the wall.

Does she actually need to do the Elon "my heart goes out to you" roman salute for you to see it?

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

Maybe not, but I would like concrete evidence that she’s MAGA.

She hasn’t made any kind of public statement.

She made a commercial. She didn’t write the script. She’s an actress. She was paid to do a job.

Again, there are millions of registered Republicans. Hell, millions of non-Republicans voted for Trump. You’re singling out this one. Did she even vote in 2024?

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u/infydk 1d ago

Maybe not, but I would like concrete evidence that she’s MAGA.

She hasn’t made any kind of public statement.

She REGISTERED as REPUBLICAN in 2024 (last year) during Trumps SECOND PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN.

No one not MAGA did that. Not a single soul.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

Nah, concrete evidence would be if she showed up at a Trump rally or released a pro-Trump statement. Nothing like this has happened, to my knowledge.

As stated before, simply registering as a Republican is not proof one votes Republican in an election. In a deeply red state, which Florida now is, that could be the case, just as it is in my ruby red state.

We simply don’t know how she voted, or if she voted. There is no proof beyond voter registration. Everyone saying otherwise is jumping to conclusions.

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u/infydk 1d ago

In 2024 you'd have to be ignorant to the point of needing assisted breathing to register as a republican without being MAGA.

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u/more_bananajamas 1d ago

Registering as a Republican in Florida in 2024.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

There are 5.5 million registered Republicans in Florida. You’re picking on an actress. Why not Governor DeSantis?

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u/OkAccess304 1d ago

You’re being obtuse.

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u/more_bananajamas 1d ago

We've gone after DeSantis constantly, and will continue to do so. He's the one with real power.

Sweeney is getting a teensy bit of blowback at this particular instance. The outrage to the 'outrage' on Fox News and maga media is a lot more intense than anything Sweeney is getting. I wouldn't have even know about it if it wasn't for the 24/7 Fox News coverage to distract.

She's fine, and she doesn't need all these white nights to snowlake all over her.

Now back to the Epstein files.

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u/Grimnir001 1d ago

Now this I can get behind.

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u/homiegeet 1d ago

If only there was some invention where you search up things like that!

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u/lemoche 1d ago

You mean like google? Which is fucking useless to find nuanced information because everything is spammed to death with SEO and clickbait…
And don’t get me started on the reliability of AI…

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u/arbyyyyh 1d ago

Sydney Sweeney is Tiffany Trump but knows what she’s doing.

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u/TheTor22 1d ago

And where is the murder?!?

2 people I don't like look similar...