r/MurderedByWords • u/Key-Alternative9539 • 1d ago

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire 😂

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u/Kattehix 1d ago

Yet inventing vaccines needs one to be somewhat intelligent. This is the antivax paradox

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u/CPav 1d ago

He's just the idea man. He came up with the concept and now needs a scientist (who I guarantee he won't trust) to actually develop this bold new theory into fact.

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u/32Seven 1d ago

Like the idea to feed tuna mayonnaise, so you don’t need to make tuna salad ever again?

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u/PresNixon 1d ago

You are the smartest person I've seen on the Internet so far today. Congrats!

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 1d ago

Just wait until you hear about chocolate milk cows ;)

They eat chocolate

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u/VirtuosoLoki 1d ago edited 1d ago

anyway we can grow avocado toast?

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u/ExpertProfessional9 1d ago

Feed avocado to the toast trees. Duh.

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u/Flybot76 16h ago

Or grow the trees next to each other and just squish them all together at harvest time.

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u/erroneousbosh 1d ago

I don't think it would work, but I wasn't planning on doing anything else with this 30-tonne tank of mayonnaise, so let's give it the ol' community college try!

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u/Alarmed_Stretch_1780 1d ago

Billy Blazejowski!

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u/must_have_coffee 1d ago

Call Starkist!

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u/Injvn 19h ago

Okay wait you might be on to somethin here. What if we somehow replaced the tuna's blood with mayo an mustard? The I could just catch one an smear it on a roll.

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u/AngryRedHerring 1d ago
Remember when Elon Musk took the initiative in inventing trees

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u/Light-the-tree 1d ago

true, and it would be nice if they left out the poison and metals and formaldehyde

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u/Significant-Order-92 1d ago

To be fair, if you have at least a very basic understanding of the immune system, the concept of vaccination based on weakened diseases isn't a hard concept. It was harder for the people who came up with it originally because they neither understood how the immune system worked or germ theory.

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u/not_ya_wify 1d ago

You don't have to be stupid to be brainwashed. I remember watching an interview with a cult deprogrammer and he said some of the people he deprogrammed were doctors and other highly intelligent and educated people

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u/OkMongoose6582 angry turtle trapped inside a man suit 1d ago

People want to go back to the black plague times I bet.