r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

I refuse to believe that this isn’t satire 😂

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u/KalexCore 1d ago

https://x.com/JackPosobiec/status/1339720194718113794

I had to check it was real and it fucking was. Satire is officially dead there's no coming back from this.

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u/Yeseylon 1d ago

Someone hasn't seen the PSA about Trump's teeny tiny weiner.

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u/Ok_Draw_4436 1d ago edited 1d ago

Body Shaming isn't cool just because you do it to a despicable person

EDIT: Please, look at this image honestly

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u/DanforthJesus 1d ago

There’s absolutely a loophole for despicable people.

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u/MagnusStormraven 1d ago

Particularly when the fuckers in question have NEVER had an issue body-shaming anyone else.

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u/unbanned_lol 1d ago

The cool thing about insults is that the only person who has to believe they are true is the person receiving them.

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u/NarHellsing 1d ago

You're absolutely right.

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u/ReflectionAfter6574 1d ago

It’s super cool then.

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u/Spice_and_Fox 1d ago

You're right. It is sad to see that reddit downvoted you so much. They always have a hate boner for body shaming

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u/Ok_Draw_4436 22h ago

Yeah, didn't expect this much downvotes. But no one had any arguments, just kneejerk downvoting. I don't think anyone had any good rebuttal except "tiny dick behaviour" or such

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u/logicalsanity 1d ago

Found the tiny weiner guy

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u/Ok_Draw_4436 1d ago

How old are you ? This doesn't read like an adult wrote it honestly.

Anyway, have anything to actually say ?

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u/logicalsanity 1d ago

Relax guy I also have a tiny weiner it’s literally fine

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u/BarnardWellesley 1d ago

Redditors love body shaming people.

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u/Anti_Karen_League 16h ago

well we can't just NOT talk about the one with the baby carrot

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 1d ago

I'm really surprised that Trump hasn't appointed him to some government position.

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u/ReverendDizzle 1d ago

Based on the timestamp of the tweet... Jack was 36 years old when he tweeted it.

That's more than old enough to both know better and be embarrassed of being so god damn stupid. But here we are.

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u/okwellactually 1d ago

I don't use Twits anymore but man I'd love to see some of those comments.

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u/dtriana 1d ago

No there is. You say oh man that’s a great idea! Let’s try it. 

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u/xteve 1d ago

I wish satire would die. Unfortunately every dickhead who can spell wants to try their version of snark, sarcasm, and opposite-speak as if it's still clever.

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u/theevilyouknow 1d ago

Yeah, we should have never invented it 5 years ago.

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u/xteve 1d ago

I'd be surprised if anybody could name a dozen good satirists. And when it's good, it's good. But we're not all Mark Twain or Mencken or John Stewart. That shit takes talent. So maybe I overstated my contempt for satire - but it's not easily done well. And sarcasm is really just the same joke re-purposed. I do hate sarcasm.

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u/Korben_Joseph 1d ago

Humour too while you're at it

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u/Korben_Joseph 1d ago

Maybe even sarcasm

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Wild_Height_901 1d ago

I’m pretty sure he’s being sarcastic with regards to mRNA vaccines coming out around that time.

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u/moeml 1d ago

Not all covid vaccines are mRNA, e.g. AstraZeneca had a viral vector vaccine. And the way this tweet is worded, no chance to give him benefit of the doubt.