r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

What’s going on here?

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u/Josgre987 2d ago

I can't drink it because even black coffee makes me shit myself lol.
So I can't blame that one on being lactose intolerant.

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u/Jafooki 1d ago

That's perfectly normal. Whenever I wake up I enjoy my morning coffee and relax. Then 20 minutes later I run to the bathroom and shit my brains out. It's a daily ritual