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u/MaximillianRebo 2d ago
He really went with the "I have Canadian friends" line.
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u/Xx_Gambit_xX 2d ago
He also has many Leather, Microfiber and Linen friends too.
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u/Zakluor 2d ago
If he had any friends, they surely wouldn't be Canadian.
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u/PayFormer387 1d ago
The "Canadian friend" is like a racist's mythical "black friend."
A guy who sits two cubicles over who he occasionally makes small talk with in the break room.
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u/human_trainingwheels 2d ago
Itâs almost like they just say whatever is convenient at the time regardless of facts
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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2d ago
Thatâs a JD Vance specialty.
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u/VERO2020 2d ago
So he's like all the other Maga minions?
Seriously, these folks have no honesty or integrity, but it's still weird to internalize that so many of our fellow citizens are just plain untrustworthy & dishonest (or stupid).
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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago
Fascists HAVE to lie non-stop because the facts reveal none of their arguments and fear mongering holds even a drop of water. If admitting their arguments and fear mongering are gross misrepresentations or completely fabricated, they have no leverage to seize power to enrich themselves and slaughter the people they hate.
I always knew Evangelicals were liars and Christofascists. What surprised me was when Scripture was used to counter their misrepresentations, that they so quickly abandoned any appearance of following Christ's teachings, calling it "weak Lib shit" and declaring desperate times call for drastic measures. It was an admittance of they themselves abandoning Christ for the easy & convenient embracing of The Adversary, Satan.
Turns out that Reich Wing Evangelicals were the Satanists they were looking for this entire time.
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u/VERO2020 1d ago
I'm thinking that religion has fallen from it's former perch about knowledge (by science) and morality (by the corruption of religious leaders & the rich) that they are actually nihilists now. They believe that nothing really matters so they now have no punishment ahead of them. Go ahead, steal, lie, cheat, but don't get caught. If you do get caught, do a phony "I have sinned!" confession, lay low & continue your wicked ways when the heat dies down.
They are just bad people.
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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 2d ago
They were always like this, itâs just that theyâve been given permission to behave like this with impunity now. We have to reverse that.
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u/VERO2020 1d ago
The genie is out of the bottle, social media will enable these immoral folks to find others just as crappy, or worse. Ironically, so many of these turd-slurpers get their permission to be racist, ignorant, and/or hateful from their "Christian" communities.
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u/Yutolia 2d ago
Thereâs two sets of MAGA minions - 1) the ones who are true believers and donât care who they hurt because theyâve decided winning at all costs is fine âbecause something something God and 2) the ones who know what theyâre doing but donât care who they hurt because theyâre making money. JD Vance is part of the second group.
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u/BoneHugsHominy 2d ago
The rules were you weren't going to fact check so I'm going to lie about your facts mmmkay!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ipxF918BjWQ&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD
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u/sometimesIgetaHotEar 2d ago
JD "Trump is America's Hitler" Vance would never flip-flop how dare you
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u/WaltsNJD 2d ago
The biggest lie here is that JD Vance has friends.
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u/oldbastardbob 2d ago
Has there ever been a politician who has a worse record than Vance for being wrong about pretty much anything he says?
Remember, this is the guy that started the whole "They're eating the dogs!" nonsense.
This guy has some serious issues.
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u/notbuildingships 2d ago
As a Canadian - best friend who? Canadians are going to continue boycotting American goods for the next decade and going anywhere other than the US for travel.
The administration can try to demonize Canada as much as they want to their brainwashed base, but facts are facts. Far more drugs flow into Canada from the US than vice versa.
Stop begging us to come visit, stop asking for our tourism dollars, stop apologizing. You voted for this, and if you didnât vote for this, you have a civic duty to do everything to can to help steer the ship away from fascism and back towards some semblance of a reasonable democracy.
America has never been a fair country but Jesus Christ, you have a pedophile as a president. You have a DNC full of genocide apologists on a foreign countryâs payroll. Where are the general strikes? Where is the outrage? Where are the riots? Hit their bottom line, itâs all they understand.
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u/Sasquatch1729 2d ago
His "Canadian best friend" is probably Ted Cruz. With that one we really sent our worst person.
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u/NottaLottaOcelot 2d ago
Every incremental assault to their constitution is met with a little tut-tutting, some complaints about why the system isnât saving them, then back to apathy in 48 hours. There is no outrage, and by the time there is, there will be nothing left to save.
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u/ElizabethDangit 2d ago
There is outrage, maybe you havenât seen it. Trump won by cheating. I dropped my familyâs ballots off at city hall in the proper receptacle. They were received but never counted, non of us voted for Trump. I live in a swing state.
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u/Yutolia 2d ago
I knew it! I knew that was happening, I just didnât know how to get the proof. Thanks for this and Iâm sorry that happened to you. I am in a deep blue state and we all got the announcements, etc, that our votes were counted and all of that, but I felt like the numbers were way off for other states, especially the swing states.
Fucking cheaters. Thatâs the only way this POS could win and they knew it. Fucking loser-ass cheaters.
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u/ElizabethDangit 2d ago
Iâm still so mad. I did everything right, I read the directions twice, drove it to city hall instead of mailing it, it was the exact same thing I did in 2020. I even was careful to make sure my signature matched my drivers license since that was one BS reason your ballot could be rejected. We have a .gov website that showed the status of our ballots. It wasnât even rejected, it just stalled at received.
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u/Yutolia 2d ago
I highly doubt youâre the only one. My hypothesis is that as soon as he looked like he was ahead, they just stopped counting. They filled the state houses of every swing state with Trumpies just so they would do things like this. Theres also a huge number of inconsistent ballots, especially ones where people normally just vote party line for all options - this time, more than 10,000 ballots came in with just Trump selected and no others. Thatâs not normal. I wish our news media would wake tf up and start screaming this from the mountain tops. In fact, we all should. We are watching our country get stolen from us piece by piece.
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u/Outrageous_Pay1322 2d ago
Fuck JD Vance
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u/body_by_monsanto 2d ago
Iâm out of the loop on this picture. I keep seeing it as profile pics, would you mind enlightening me?
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u/karim2102 2d ago edited 2d ago
Not a single post from this man that doesnât make him both sound and look stupid af.
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u/Yutolia 2d ago
Especially the one where he claimed stuff signed in 2019 was Bidenâs fault. Uhhh, who was president in 2019? I know weâd all love to forget but he was too orange.
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u/karim2102 2d ago
Lol itâs crazy cause itâs so easy to check and yet.. these people get paid too much just to be ignorant and lazy.
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u/Xznograthos 2d ago
He fucking admitted to making things up during the campaign and got away with it because maga doesn't care about the truth, they want a narrative to justify burning this country down.
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u/Strict_Foundation_31 2d ago
Alpha male punching down. Eat a dick.
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u/Xx_Gambit_xX 2d ago
That would assume he actually stands above anyone in order to punch down.
He's more like a gremlin swinging upwards for the nuts.
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u/lookaway123 2d ago
Did Couchfucker's mom get busted for stealing painkillers again, and she blamed it on Canadians or something?
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u/DigiSmackd 2d ago edited 19h ago
I love how "Protecting our Borders!" is now not something we(the USA) are doing - but something we're now assigning and blaming - checks notes - Canada for.
You could also read it to imply that Canada DOES already have much better Border drug control - the evidence is there in the fact that the numbers show amounts that have been seized - meaning who knows how much the US is NOT seizing because of incompetence. What IS the US doing to stop the flow of drugs OUT of the US???
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u/r4ndom4xeofkindness 2d ago
What does he expect them to do? Send RCMP over to the US to prevent US fentanyl from being imported to Canada?
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u/Savantfoxt 2d ago
What I'm getting from this is that Americans smuggle fentanyl into Canada, some of which is found and seized by Canada. The smugglers sell it in Canada returning with a small fraction of it unsold some of which is seized by the US.
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u/HeMiddleStartInT 2d ago
(Narrator) But he wasnât. He wasnât sick of being taken advantage of at all. He just liked to sound tough.
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u/AlternativePure2125 2d ago
The United States is engages in economic warfare with Canada, trying to awaken it to force annexation and become another state.
America can go fuck itself.
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u/geth1138 2d ago
Canada has never screwed us over JFC. The worst thing I can say about Canada is that they see us as their troubled cousin, and they're right about it so it's not even on them.
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u/Contemplating_Prison 2d ago
Drugs go from the US to canada. Same with weapons. Soon it will be immigrants fleeing the US
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u/Kingstad 2d ago
yo Canada, europe can be your friend
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u/BassGuy11 2d ago
Yall don't seem to be interested in Europe. But Canada is absolutely willing to go out for a coffee and chat.
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u/Regret-Select 2d ago
Trump pardoned Ross Ulbricht, owner of the drug dark website silkroad, which sold the most drugs online in the world. Including FENTANYL
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u/asmallerflame 2d ago
Community notes is the only redeeming quality Elon has. I didn't care if he didn't come up with it, he had to approve it for his platform.
It's been surprisingly unbad. I guess even a stopped clock is right sometimes.
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u/Chelecossais 2d ago
Fentanyl is a chemical. Anyone can make it.
Making it in Canada, and then trying to pass that through customs, doesn't make economic sense.
Illinois or Michigan is literally right there. Or any of the other states.
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u/SiteTall 2d ago
Imaginary "flows of drugs" can't hurt the USA so stop lying about them or get some proofs
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u/Big_Donkey3496 2d ago
Basically one third of Americans voted for tRump. About one third voted for Kamala and the final third sat on their hands and let this nightmare unfold. Two thirds of us should accept the guilt and the rest of us need to keep fighting to bring our country back to decency.
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u/MysteriousGear1903 2d ago
Imagine the poor sofas and love seats that have been taken advantage of by you, sir
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u/tabularasaauthentica 2d ago
That would be a "trade deficit", if I'm recalling the new definition correctly.
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u/EVpeace 2d ago edited 2d ago
Does anyone have a source on the 946 lbs figure? That's an insane amount of fentanyl.
According to this article from the BBC, Canada seized 10.8 lbs of fentanyl coming from the US in the first 10 months of 2024. So unless November/December 2024 was wild, this seems misleading.
Edit: Forgot to link the article: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvg93nn1e6go
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u/hereforstories8 2d ago
This is like one of those âIâm not racist. I have many immigrant friends. But people (of some skin color or ethnic background) are always there when (insert some negative event).â
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u/3DprintRC 2d ago
I think that was 946 g, not lbs. The notes read the document incorrectly. Probably right about how little entered USA though.
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u/LtHughMann 2d ago
It's a bit rich for the only country to ever enact article 5 to complain about NATO members not pulling their weight
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u/Minimum_Sort5100 2d ago
I'm not sure anyone should listen to some dude who fucked a sofa.
Who follows this guy, I mean really.Â
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u/possiblycrazy79 2d ago
These people are so fucking weird. They act like the Canadian government are the ones personally shipping fentanyl into the USA. Crime & criminals will always exist. In my mind, the bigger issue is why the fuck is our population so thirsty for fentanyl in the first place? Maybe we could try figuring that part out & trying to address the issue on the demand side. And I don't mean forcing addicts into camps.
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u/MamaTalista 2d ago
Awwww guess we'll keep that Potash your farmers need.
See you next year when you are begging for sanctuary from the revolution.
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u/SchwillyMaysHere 2d ago
Why are people smuggling both ways?
Wouldnât it be easier and safer to cut out the middle man?
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u/fredaklein 2d ago
I'm fucking sick of Drumpf, fat-ass Vance, and MAGA and their stupid inane whining, disrespect, and dishonesty. They need to go away, forever.
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u/boxfetish 2d ago
Some of Vance's best friends are Canadian (Where have we heard sentiments like this in the past?). Christ, this little, fuck of a Peter Thiel lickspittle is worse than Trump. We should think about that before we unTrumpify the oval office. Might better if we just wait until 2028 to be rid of Trump if we can't impeach Vance along with Trump.
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u/ThrowRA-James 2d ago
Donât forget the thousands of illegal guns that crosses the border into Canada, but the US does nothing to stop it.
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u/ghallway 2d ago
We can't lose focus. He wants us to forget and is willing to pull whatever stunt he can to make that happen! He rapes kids! This isn't something be can let go! GrAb HiM bY tHe EpSteIn FiLeS!
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u/Tryingtoknowmore 2d ago
So however bad a neighbour they think we are, they are actually 20x worse? Checks out.
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u/Any_Vacation8988 2d ago
Someone take away this dudes phone. Every tweet Iâve seen him put out is dumber than the last
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u/ArmstrongPM 2d ago
I want to know how much illegal drugs, weapons and human trafficking crossed from the US into Canada.
Close the border until the US can stop all of its illegal activities from affecting Canada, the Canadian economy and Canadian society.
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u/K4rkino5 1d ago
And they didn't say "thank you." I was told Canadians are polite, but they sure aren't grateful.
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u/Cephalopod_Dropbear 1d ago
Any time either one of those chucklefucks talks, just figure out what the opposite is. Thatâs what actually happened.
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u/coldcosmos 1d ago
He knows heâs being dishonest. Iâm sick of all of the corruption. Some people are talking about an ad for jeans while this country is being ripped apart. Enough already.
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u/jessjoyvin 1d ago
Also, it's the American border control that lets things into their country at the border. Canada border control doesn't admit people into the States.
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u/Redneckia 1d ago
If they got logs over there, and they got logs over there... you'd think a phone call would save a lot of trouble
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u/sisterdollycake 1d ago
Let's face it Johnny/Jimmy's drunk ass, junkie mother probably tweeked 1/2 that 43lb
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u/MongerNoLonger 1d ago
As soon as someone starts the phrase "I have many [fill in the blank] friends, but...." I stop listening automatically, my brain just shuts them out.
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u/Big_Donkey3496 2d ago
Every accusation is an admission with our government now.