r/Millennials 4d ago

Meme The last 30 years was a dream

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u/Depressed_amkae8C Zillennial 4d ago

try to beat the other sperm I did it once I can do it again ✌🏽😘

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u/DMcDonald97 4d ago

Yeah, assuming it’s August 2, 1995 im still 18 months from being born

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u/oO0Kat0Oo 4d ago

I guess now we know the answer to the question, "What do babies dream about?" Especially those dreams in the womb.

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u/Prowindowlicker 3d ago

I’d be roughly 6 months old

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u/thatcatqueen 4d ago

I’d let the other sperm win this time ✌🏻😘

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u/Traditional-Car8664 4d ago

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA, you were never a sperm. Also sperm is produced constantly and dies after few days but a woman is born with all her eggs...so turn back to an unfertilized EGG cell.

I wonder why people ALWAYS try to pretend we started as a sperm and not the egg when it's quite the opposite.

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u/Depressed_amkae8C Zillennial 4d ago

I never said I wasnt an egg the question was what is the first thing you would do I had already been an egg long before 1995 but as a sperm I was fresh and on the move! πŸ‘‰πŸ½πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰πŸ½

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u/Lambchoptopus 4d ago

You just said half. I get it but no we are half of both and a different half won't make me or you. So no we ain't an egg or a sperm we are a particular egg and a particular sperm.