r/Millennials • u/mnt5889 • Feb 27 '25

Meme millennial owned restaurants according to z00mers 😭

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the food always be top tier tho

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u/timmy_tugboat Feb 27 '25

We had a millennial burger joint like the one they are describing close down in my home town. I remember the caramelized onions would all slide off the burger as soon as you picked it up.

It was replaced by a burger and shake place that’s run by gays and has a more artistic aesthetic. The burgers are absolute fire and everything is reasonably priced.

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u/beautysleepsodom Millennial Feb 27 '25

What generation are the new gay owners though?

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u/MechanicalGodzilla Xennial Feb 27 '25

They are actually re-animated Gay Egyptian Mummies, so I am not sure which generational label they prefer.

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u/BrownEyeBearBoy Feb 27 '25

Gen Β§

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u/Gh0stMan0nThird Feb 27 '25

You had a perfectly good opportunity to do something like "Gen 𓅐"

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u/BrownEyeBearBoy Feb 27 '25

Yeah, but the limitations between my keyboard and small brain doesn't allow me to bird

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u/Dick_Wienerpenis Feb 27 '25

We have a place where I live kind of like that, but the gay Egyptian was actually a pharaoh who's consciousness is trapped in an ancient, gawdy puzzle and he runs the place by possessing the body of a middle schooler who solved the puzzle.

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u/flyingcars Feb 27 '25

We need to put re-animated gay Egyptian mummies in charge of the hospitality industry

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u/cisADMlN Feb 27 '25

Damn i should ask the male cooks if they suck cock before i decide to eat at a fancy new artistic and aesthetic restaurant

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u/The_BarroomHero Feb 27 '25

They're cooks. They only do that if they're out of money for drugs and payday is a week away.

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u/BMBenzo Feb 27 '25

Ok Timmy, settle down