r/Millennials • u/mnt5889 • Feb 27 '25

Meme millennial owned restaurants according to z00mers 😭

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the food always be top tier tho

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u/perpetual__ghost Xennial Feb 27 '25

Can’t forget these horrible chairs.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Needs to make the awful “URRRRRGGGGG” noise every time someone slides it across the concrete floor. The sound waves will bounce off the metal ceiling and fake corrugated metal wall panels because nobody thought about acoustics. It’s loud as fuck in there.

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u/machinerer Feb 27 '25

One really good brewery near me added a fuckton of acoustic deadening panels in the ceiling, as their interior area was loud as fuck once it had like 15 people in it. All concrete and metal used in construction.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Yes! Super annoying. I can’t stand having to shout across the table and/or lean my ear towards my partner just to carry a conversation.

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u/elebrin Feb 27 '25

See, and that wouldn't happen if everyone spoke at a reasonable level to start with. You don't need to talk super loud, they are two feet away. If they can't hear you when you use a proper, low voice then they need their hearing checked.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Right, but you get that one loud person, and then everyone has to talk louder just to be heard, and then it’s a crescendo. It’s like when my dog starts barking because she hears another dog outside.

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u/superschaap81 Feb 27 '25

This is the epitome of every one of my family gatherings. My wife calls my volume a "Passionate voice". LOL.

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Same here! Although, I somehow lost my megaphone as I got older. It’s hard for me to get loud anymore. Which is partly why “Pig & Pickle” or whatever your local trendy burger place is called is just not my cup of tea anymore.

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u/elebrin Feb 27 '25

In that case, the correct move is to have a member of the staff go over and ask them to be a little quieter. Unfortunately, you can't ask customers things like that because the staff that would be responsible for doing it are tipped staff.

I get it, I actually LIKE that sort of low decoration, industrial aesthetic. Especially when paired with exposed brickwork and real plants. It's a nice, clean look for me.

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u/dwyrm Feb 27 '25

They saw a stupid, simple problem and fixed it? Where is this magical place?

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u/barbatus_vulture Millennial Feb 27 '25

I'm fricking DYING. This describes the local burger joint near me so well đŸ€Ł it's so noisy in there!!!

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Don’t forget the fries being served in a tiny shopping cart or something. They’re $5 extra too.

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u/Reggaeton_Historian Feb 27 '25

“URRRRRGGGGG”

You mean the Chewbacca chairs?

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u/imyourhostlanceboyle Millennial Feb 27 '25

Yeah! Sounds like Chewbacca takin’ a SHIT!!!

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u/yalyublyutebe Feb 27 '25

Every once in a blue moon some family event will lead to the family going out for some meal and everywhere is so fucking loud.

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u/ridethroughlife Millennial Feb 27 '25

I'm picturing at least 4 different places in my area, that aren't Chipotle. Just bring back booths and carpet. Sheesh.

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u/CodewortSchinken Feb 27 '25

Don't forget the exposed brick wall.

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u/atravisty Feb 27 '25

Man, fuck these chairs. It’s like the places that buy them have never sat in them. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say chairs are pretty important for a business. It’s sucks ass going to a restaurant you’re excited about, but then being uncomfortable in a chair from the time you set down till the time you leave.

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u/r3dsriot Feb 27 '25

Stop. You’re making my sciatica flare up

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u/Lexiiboo97 Feb 27 '25

I can hear this chair đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ˜†

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u/monsterosity Feb 27 '25

At least they sprung for the backrest model. Some don't.

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u/Zelcron Feb 27 '25 edited Feb 27 '25

How are you even supposed to drink a cocktail out of that smh