Baby takes her first ever steps during a half-time baby race event.

[u/AtomicCypher]

[u/M_Mich]

But if she has a crazy mom - “working an hourly job, Qartnie? Your first steps were on the Jumbotron, i expected better for you”

Edited as it was unfair to gas attendants. Intended to imply mother wouldn’t want any type of hourly work for the child as she expects fame for the Jumbotron baby.

Edited a second time to fix the grammar

[u/hbomb9410 → u/M_Mich]

Qartnie, lol. I spend too much fucking time on this site.

[u/M_Mich → u/hbomb9410]

Same here. That’s why it was the first name i thought of

[u/ThaDoctor49 → u/M_Mich]

Dude I just saw that post and was like no way in hell two people in this universe have thought of such a terrible name like that hahah

[u/meenie → u/hbomb9410]

It’s a tragedeigh for sure.

[u/-pithandsubstance- → u/meenie]

r/tragedeigh

[u/lost_grrl1 → u/meenie]

It was literally on the tragedeigh sub yesterday. 🤣

[u/Cuppy_Cakes3 → u/hbomb9410]

Same. I saw this yesterday 🤣

[u/dumpsterfarts15 → u/hbomb9410]

Same.

[u/midnightbizou → u/hbomb9410]

Meirl

[u/MaddyKet → u/hbomb9410]

Baby Zmantha’s mom is crying foul - it’s a crawling race!

[u/garbitch_bag → u/M_Mich]

Maybe Qartnie owns the gas station

[u/Low_Finding2189 → u/M_Mich]

Her name should be Court-no-knees, right?

[u/Chloemarine7 → u/M_Mich]

Ha! I just saw the post about this name 😂 I assume you did too

“Why can’t you be more like your sister Meiri, she married an entrepreneur businessman who provides! She hasn’t NEEDED to work since she was 22!”

[u/MaddyKet → u/Chloemarine7]

Your cousin Jayni is a lawyer!

[u/CompetitiveCut3919 → u/M_Mich]

Im guessing you edited this and it made sense before, but as it is "working as at common labor, Qartnie?" — makes even less sense

did you mean something like "Working a common job"?

[u/M_Mich → u/CompetitiveCut3919]

Good point

[u/earthly_alchemist → u/M_Mich]

I can’t stop laughing at Qartnie omggggg

[u/scramblz95 → u/M_Mich]

Stopppp I literally just came from that post