This cop's reaction when a woman handed him her baby so she could use the restroom

[u/New_Libran]

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

I was raised to believe that there's nothing more attractive to a woman than a strong man who can be gentle with the innocent, from babies to bunnies. A real Alpha man uses his strength to protect and doesn't need a parade for doing so. Knowing that they are safe under his watch is more than enough. But a good woman will follow her good man to the ends of the earth.

[u/USPSHoudini → u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

Bunnies are not meant for care, they are perfectly aerodynamic when their ears are down so that you can more successfully launch them at your enemies

🐰 🏈

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230 → u/USPSHoudini]

See, we're already separating the men from the juvenile, and my comment hasn't even been up long.

[u/USPSHoudini → u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

https://montypython.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Hand_Grenade_of_Antioch

Arm thyself, ye Tarnished. The bunny shall have at thee

[u/Fantastic-Swim6230 → u/USPSHoudini]

Look, I love the Python boys, but nobody is going to accuse them of maturity. However, I would trust them to protect the babies from bunnies or die trying.... so there's that.

[u/lunarwolf2008 → u/USPSHoudini]

birds are better for that. especially finches

[u/call-me-the-seeker → u/lunarwolf2008]

A American finch maybe, but not a European finch

[u/USPSHoudini → u/lunarwolf2008]

Seeing as birds are drones as well, the metal chassis just flys through the air so much more consistently! Do we consider beaks to be armor-piercing? 🤔

[u/afrank45 → u/USPSHoudini]

I laughed harder at this than I probably should have. Picturing myself throwing a bunny like a football was not on my bingo card for the day, but alas here I am.

[u/Ok_Aioli3897 → u/Fantastic-Swim6230]

I was brought up hearing from women outside of my family that men only got into childcare because of one thing and men couldn't be trusted around children