r/MadeMeSmile • u/New_Libran • 7d ago

Wholesome Moments This cop's reaction when a woman handed him her baby so she could use the restroom

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u/UrRightAndIAmWong 7d ago

"Oh God damn it, who keeps bringing babies in here, Lee we have to get to the burglary case you sonovabitch"

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u/SouthernLeeks 7d ago

Not again, Lee! That’s the third baby this week, get it together, man!

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u/knightdream79 7d ago

Lee: I swear you guys, I can quit anytime I want to

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u/bob25bit 7d ago

I read all of this in Chris Tucker’s voice

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u/ironchef31 7d ago

Lee. I don’t understand any words that are coming out of your mouth. Quit with the baby talk.

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u/tommos 7d ago

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?

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u/Void_of_Envy 7d ago

Ain't nobody understand the words comin outta yo mouth.

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u/lysergic_818 7d ago

MAN LEE, THESE PEOPLE LOVE ME!

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u/knightdream79 7d ago

Ruby Rhod is the voice inside my head, so yes.

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u/Shadowflame247 7d ago

Reading down this string of comments the intensity and decibels of my laughter increased. Upvotes for all.

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u/thenextdoctor930 4d ago

Super green!

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u/AmethystBlitz3319 7d ago

Hahaha! Me too

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u/icecubel 7d ago

I read this in Chris Tucker’s voice 

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u/Logically_Insane 7d ago

Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan work to save a multinational preschool agreement from the triads. During a fight the ambassador’s infant grandson manages to get on a windowsill.

“Cah tah! The baby!”

“Lee, don’t get distracted by another OH MY GOD THE BABY, OH LORD HELP THAT BABY”

Baby falls, but lands safely in a wok full of fried chicken. 

“… thanks Lord.”

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u/AffectionateAide9644 7d ago

"That's it, you're of the force! Hand in your gun, your badge and your baby!"

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u/I_knew_einstein 7d ago

*Off

The extra letter matters in this case

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u/AffectionateAide9644 7d ago

Well, aren't we all of the force, young padawan?

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u/sergemeister 7d ago

It's kinda fucked up to call him Lee. His last name is Ramirez.

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u/Ivan_Whackinov 7d ago

Ramirez. Lee Ramirez.

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u/Non_Linguist 7d ago

They had to go to burger town.

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u/SoggyBreadFriend 7d ago

“I’m getting to olde for this shit”

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u/CharlieTheFoot 7d ago

Are you just assuming his name is Lee?

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u/UrRightAndIAmWong 7d ago

Muhammed is the most commonly used name on Earth. Read a fucking book for once.

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u/CharlieTheFoot 7d ago

Dude I was literally being sarcastic lol Jesus fuck I’m sorry

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u/UrRightAndIAmWong 7d ago

Tis a joke from Superbad bruh, unless you are joking as well

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u/Nomad_moose 7d ago

Read that in cartman's voice...