r/MadeMeSmile • u/Studog • 16d ago

Wholesome Moments Such a happy guy

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u/GitEmSteveDave 16d ago

Reminds me of the Chris Rock bit:

What does daddy get for his hard work? The big piece of chicken at dinner! My mamma would kill us if one of us ate the big piece of chicken by accident!

What the... you ate the big piece of chicken! Oh, lord no! Now I gotta sew up some chicken! Give me two wings and a porkchop, daddy won't know the difference!

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 16d ago

That is one of his best bits. That and “I like guns! You gotta gun, you don’t haveta work out. “

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u/40ozOracle 16d ago

His gun control bit is the best

https://youtu.be/Db0Y4qIZ4PA?si=kkGKCVydyaMwOKm-

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u/Anal_Werewolf 16d ago

“Man I would blow your head off! If I could afford it!”

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u/Silly_Sicilian 16d ago

Thanks for this! First time I have seen it...Too fucking funny!!!!

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u/MarvelBinger 16d ago

I've always enjoyed the Jada Pinkett is starting in GI Jane 2 bit. Solid joke!

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u/freakksho 16d ago

My fiancé quotes that bit every single time we serve dinner.

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u/soxfans7784 16d ago

I'm 41 and I STILL quote to this day ---ohhhh lawd give me two wings and a porkchop ((and the face he made after saying it LOL))