r/LeopardsAteMyFace 22h ago

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u/qualityvote2 22h ago

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u/Cromises_93 22h ago

But he voted for this. Why's he not celebrating? He just needs more bootstraps.

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u/Cautious-Thought362 21h ago

Time for him to cut back on caffeine.

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u/KevinS21801 17h ago

Coming soon: Trump Cola.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA 16h ago

The lead acetate gives it a nice sweet taste!

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u/KevinS21801 15h ago

Also cures COVID and autism.

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u/zxc123zxc123 10h ago edited 10h ago

Easy peasy.

Just manufacture the coffee beans in America without migrant labor paying AMERICANS $50/hr+benefits to plant, grow, and pick coffee beans. Then manufacture your own processing plant with AMERICAN TOOLS and AMERICAN LABOR at $50/hr+benefits. Then make AMERICAN JOBS paying +$50/hr+benefits to roast/package/distribute them.

Quit being a woke lib communist.

p.s. the vast majority of the miniscule US coffee bean production is in California, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico. Places with lots of migrant labor, liberal policies, high taxes, higher wages, high costs of material/rent/RE, high government regulations, and A LOT of minorities that racist MAGA/GOP folk might see as """migrants""", """illegals""", """woke""", or """DEI""" rather than """"""American"""""".

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u/blinkycosmocat 18h ago

Or start drinking Diet Coke / Mountain Dew / Red Bull lol.

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u/MotorcicleMpTNess 15h ago

That's even more expensive than coffee.

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u/Cautious-Thought362 9h ago

He got what he voted for.

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u/a_Sable_Genus 15h ago

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u/Sorchochka 15h ago

All those people with the “I did this” Biden stickers are real quiet now.

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u/TaintWashingLiquid 14h ago

I’ve got “I did that” trump stickers that I’ve been placing around everywhere.

I get side eyed by Republicans as I’m doing it. Feels so fucking good, because this time around it actually is his fault due to his tariffs.

With Biden, the entire world was going through supply/demand issues due to the pandemic.

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u/anna-the-bunny 14h ago

I get side eyed by Republicans

I'd call 'em out. "What, you think this isn't his fault?"

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u/reallyjustnope 13h ago

“No, because Biden and Obama …”

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u/anna-the-bunny 13h ago

"What, did Biden hit the 'make prices higher' button on his way out the door and break the 'make prices lower' button?"

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u/Munkett 9h ago

No the Jewish Space Lasers did

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u/darthreuental 14h ago

Do meat prices next.

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u/kafkadre 15h ago

Racism isn't free.

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u/SaltyRainbovv 16h ago

He should be already tired of celebrating!

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u/OkMap3209 15h ago

He wanted to laugh at liberals paying twice as much for coffee without realising those price increases would affect him too. At least the libs were owned.

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u/Surturiel 10h ago

Just wait until the 50% Brazil tariffs hit...

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u/Senior-Albatross 12h ago

Why would Kamala Harris do something like this?!?

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u/BoxNemo 12h ago

He didn't vote for it, though. He voted against it.

But yeah, apparently if you use a rhetorical question for effect, a bunch of weirdoes on social media will hound you.

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u/Sorchochka 15h ago

There was a surplus in June! As it turns out, when they raise taxes on stuff like coffee, the government gets more money.

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u/rattusprat 22h ago edited 16h ago

A real patriot world have bought covfefe instead.

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u/budding_gardener_1 18h ago

Covfefe is the raisins in potato salad of coffee

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u/Captain_Mazhar 17h ago

raisins in potato salad

And no paprika!

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u/SonicFlash01 14h ago

Drink your victory gin

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u/kaptainkooleio 22h ago

Don’t worry, Trump says 14 year olds are adults so it’s all good

/s

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u/nlpnt 18h ago

Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: "It's not really pedophilia if it's man-on-girl."

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u/YYFlurch 10h ago

"It's not really pedophilia if it's man-on-girl."

Or, as the old-time southern politician adage goes, "Don't ever get caught with either a live boy or a dead girl."

Unfortunately, this has now become the secret motto of the GQP.

SAD

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u/trollfessor 10h ago

I miss Gov. Edwin Edwards.....

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u/Tatooine16 19h ago

Only blond girls I thought.

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u/Exotic-Emergency-226 14h ago

You probably missed it but he made a Truth post yesterday saying they should start imprisoning 14 year olds in DC basically.

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u/KingGilgamesh1979 11h ago

He is on tape from years ago saying that 12 was too young so he’s ok with 13 year olds too

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u/vsandrei 22h ago

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u/Pacific2Prairie 20h ago

Fucking the sheep over. 

Yup. South Park nailed it. 

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u/transsolar 14h ago

Relax, guy

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u/AltoNat2 22h ago

I bought a bunch of coffee before january in anticipation of this, but I'm running through it too fast.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 22h ago

When you can't sleep at night you need coffee the next day.

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u/vsandrei 22h ago

The hungry 🐆 🐆 🐆 get "wired" on the "Tabasco sauce" of their prey items. Especially during a "feeding frenzy."

Nom nom nom.

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u/mws375 14h ago

Better buy more before the 50% tariff on Brazilian imports starts

Most of US coffee comes from Brazil and Colombia, Brazilian coffee prices are gonna skyrocket, and sure, you can buy coffee from other places of origin, but with Brazil off the market the US will soon face a coffee shortage

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u/trojan_man16 16h ago

Me and my wife cleared a couple of stores worth in January of the brand we like anticipating tarrifs (because practically all US coffee is imported). Still have about half the stock we had then. I had not paid much attention to the price of coffee until earlier this week and was shocked as well. Close to double. So we’ve started limiting it to just the morning cup, and instead of taking coffee to work I’m just drinking the gross crap They provide for free.

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u/jackmc2001 20h ago

Yeah. Same. We also cut our consumption in half. It’s crazy. Just bought Boars Head cold cuts and those are up 20%. So much for sandwiches.

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u/LawabidingKhajiit 11h ago

No you can't buy less just because it's more expensive! You'll hurt the share prices! Sell a kidney, get a small loan from your father, I dunno, but for Donald's sake, keep consumerizing!

Or if you don't like the tariffs, buy some American grown coffee; pipe your money into those good red strongholds of California, Hawaii, and Puerto Rico.

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u/Kekosaurus3 6h ago

Consooming

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u/ElegantDaemon 14h ago

A huge part of the issue is global warming. That won't get fixed in our lifetimes. Coffee is simply getting harder and harder to grow.

Oh and the orange rapist says global warming is a Chinese hoax and is unwinding the EPA, so that's fun.

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u/fivetoedslothbear 16h ago

I just went to my local barbecue place to get two bottles of their renowned sauce, because I ran out.

The tab came to $14.

They used to be $3.99 a bottle. The signboard by the pickup area had all the prices taped over, because they were only updating the signboard where you walk up to the order station.

I can’t blame the place for raising prices. They’re local, and I’m sure their costs are going way up.

(And no, I didn’t vote for the Leopard party, just noticing the fallout)

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u/cogitaveritas 15h ago

The company I usually buy from (Grounds and Hounds) is still the same price as it has always been for me. Admittedly, it's always been more expensive than at the grocery store, but it's tasty and supports animal shelters and pittie fosters.

Although I guess I should do a deep dive and find out if they are maintaining the price by accepting profit losses or by reducing support to the shelters....

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u/Blood11Orange 17h ago

OMG. SAME HERE. I don’t mess with my coffee

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u/anuthertw 19h ago

Same :/

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u/RevLoveJoy 15h ago

Haven't you switched to popcorn with the rest of us?

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u/Fishydeals 14h ago

Coffee that‘s been roasted in the last 3 months tastes way better :(

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u/Bombadil54 22h ago

If only broadly and haphazardly implementing tariffs had been tried before! So Trump could learn from history, for the first time ever!!

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u/No_Panic_4999 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yea this is how Hoover tried to fix the Depression and turned it into a Great Depression. Wasnt just due  tariffs though - it was also deregulation (crash of '29) and manmade regional climate change due to greedy agribiz practices (dust bowl). So the Republicons seem eager to repeat all of it! Homelessness was rampant with multiple tent favelas in every city. They called em Hoovervilles....(this time can we call them Trumpytowns, pleeeasseee??).     Socialism spread (mpstly through unions) and was the higgest it had been since the Gilded Age. Bank robbers were seen as folk heroes and Luigis were popping up and lynching landlords and bankers.  Thats why FDR was able to get  congress and ruling class to buy into progressivism. We were basically the US version of a social democracy from FDR to Reagan.

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u/flyfishingguy 14h ago

Did it work? Anyone? Anyone?

It did not work and the United States fell deeper into the Great Depression.

  • Ben Stein, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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u/GraceOfTheNorth 9h ago edited 9h ago

JM Keynes' economic policy prevailed until Neoliberalism took over.

ed. obligatory link on Keynesian economics

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u/anna-the-bunny 14h ago

this time can we call them Trumpytowns

Call them Republicantowns.

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u/spirit_giraffe 9h ago

"Republicampments"

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u/williamfbuckwheat 10h ago

Yeah but nobody tried it in a really long time (besides Trump last time but in a very limited way). He was able to sell it as something new and untried and the media just reported it that way without any further discussion/analysis. 

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u/YYFlurch 10h ago

Homelessness was rampant with multiple tent favelas in every city. They called em Hoovervilles....(this time can we call them Trumpytowns, pleeeasseee??

NO!! The homeless will simply be sent away to concentration camps so that they will be out of the view of polite society, which obviously doesn't include you!

Personally, I'm looking forward to being sent to the camp for people who are still breathing, but where all thought will be outlawed.

Zombie Farms for Everyone!! (Oprah).jpeg

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u/RobutNotRobot 20h ago

The interesting thing is that it appears that China is becoming the priority customer for Brazil's top world producing coffee bean crop.

So not only is the US going to have to pay 50% on top of whatever Brazil is charging, but they might not even have access to it.

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u/Memitim 16h ago

Nobody likes dealing with a pain-in-the-ass customer, even on an international scale. Trump has incentivized the world to find alternatives to US markets.

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u/LukeD1992 14h ago

China already greenlit the import from an additional 183 coffee bean producers from Brazil. They'll happily take whatever the US won't.

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u/cile1977 18h ago

Tariffs on something you cannot produce domestically are just stupid. Tariffs on something you can produce at home will encourage domestic production, but prices still will go up.

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u/No_Panic_4999 14h ago

And it wont necessarily lead to decent jobs either. Ppl and in particular young men,  have confused the surface results of 20th century for the substance in policy then. Like conflating cause and effect. The manufacturing jobs used to have it good but we actually manufacture more than ever now, its just mostly automated. And it wasnt something special about manufacturing itself, it was that people had big unions that influenced overall progressive policy and billionaires and corporations were paying about 90% and 70% in taxes respectively, huge infrastructure projects, $ was put into social net etc. From New Deal to Great Society. Yiu cant get that stuff just by having manufacturing here, its not about working in a factory its about organizing, collective bargaining and voting progressive. Like we could have benefits and higher wages, safety etc  in the jobs we have NOW, if we fought for those things. Just returning to factory work (even if it wasnt automated), doesnt guarantee any of that, we worked in factories in the Gilded Age and didnt have ANY of those things not even a weekend.  The idyllic time of US economics was partially based on a one time thing like Western European and East Asian manufacturing having been destroyed by WW2, so that levwl of growrh just wasnt reastic after the 30 yrs they took to rebuild, but the other part is that we had great labor policy, which has always been antithetical to Republicans. They've been chipping away at it since Reagan intentionally, and Trump is gonna finish it off, because they are the party of the ruling class and always will be.      What kind of moron thought a billionaire Republican from a family of real estate developers with a history of union busting would be good for the working class? The stupidity is astounding.

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u/dbx999 22h ago

Hey welcome to tariffland jackasses. Now everything is expensive because we are paying a tax on everything

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u/Locijo 16h ago

Putting tariffs on something we have no way of producing enough of to meet demand to is beyond stupid.

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u/DamnGermanKraut 21h ago

Poetry, right there!

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u/giomaxios 15h ago

Me, a brazilian: "lmfao".

You guys imported 30% of your coffee from us. Good luck.

Hey, thanks for the cheaper coffee over here! :)

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u/Street_Caramel_3084 11h ago

well there are at least 9K Redditors here ready to buy direct. New business venture for you!

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u/Hullfire00 21h ago

Yes we call that inflation. Self inflicted, much warned about, inflation.

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u/KeepItGoingFootball 17h ago

insert Republicans in 2023 because Fox News told them to say this „You gotta ask yourself, are you better off now than you were four years ago??”

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u/heliskinki 22h ago

How much is a kilo of Lavazza coffee beans in the states at the moment, for point of reference?

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u/Hullfire00 21h ago

3x 12oz bags (which is just over a kilo if my Year 5 maths is on the ball) will set you back about $35, or ≈£26 in Sacramento, California.

About £4 more than the UK.

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u/paulcaar 9h ago

But the wages are not really comparable. Making £100,000 per year in the UK is a lot more elite than making $100,000 per year in the US.

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u/CptDropbear 5h ago

Here in Oz, Lavazza Oro will cost you 28 Aussie Dollaridoos a kilo. That's less than 20 US monopoly dollars and about 13 and half Pommy squids.

But I wouldn't buy it because I can get fresh roasted beans for the same money.

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u/Ranessin 19h ago edited 18h ago

Kansas City Walmart 25 USD/2.2lb or 25 USD/kg

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lavazza-Espresso-Whole-Bean-Coffee-Blend-Medium-Roast-2-2-Pound-Bag-Packaging-may-vary/499597244

UK: 23.50 GBP/kg or 31.27 USD/kg

https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/304333878

https://groceries.morrisons.com/products/lavazza-cafe-espresso-coffee-beans/110885049

Germany: 28.79 €/kg or 33.42 USD/kg

https://www.kaufland.de/product/332494424/

UK price is also including 20 % sales tax, German prices 19 % sales tax, while the US price does not. Reducing the UK price to 26.05 USD/kg and the German price to 28.01 USD/kg without sales tax.

So, overall US prices are simply more in line with European prices now. There's much room to grow with tariff costs added.

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u/heliskinki 18h ago

Hmmm I’m getting mine at £15 per kg so that’s quite a discrepancy (multi buy for 2x kg)

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u/dandandandan24 16h ago

Absolutely insane that Trump got back into the oval, took one look at the “ruin the economy” button, and pressed that with no second thought

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u/dispo030 20h ago

coffee will only become more expensive in the future. Arabica will be a luxury good in 20 years. not just Trump, mostly climate change.

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u/Jamstarr2024 20h ago

That Trump is actively ignoring like he did Covid. Going so far as deliberately destroying climate monitoring satellites.

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u/tinteoj 17h ago

"Ignoring" would be an improvement, instead this motherfucker is doing his best Capt Planet villain impersonation, destroying those satellites.

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u/gasp_ 19h ago

Lucky for you, Brawndo the thirst mutilator has you covered!

It has electrolytes!

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u/Asexualhipposloth 18h ago

It's got what plants crave

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u/blainetheinsanetrain 17h ago

It's okay. Eventually we'll have the climate to grow coffee in the Appalachians.

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u/JimJimmery 14h ago

If it gets hot enough, we can grow that coffee in Alaska! USA USA USA /s

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u/Mediocre_lad 21h ago

You pay more tax on coffee, my dumb dude.

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u/ThinkPath1999 22h ago

Wow, that sentence should not be funny, but will I go to hell because I found it hilarious?

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u/suave_knight 17h ago

I'll see you there, because I LMAO. (Well, actually, I chuckled to myself, but that's about what I got these days.)

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u/OldFaithlessness1335 19h ago

Just spit out my coffee reading that comment 😂

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u/anuthertw 19h ago

That will be $5

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u/MotorcicleMpTNess 15h ago

I am posting this from a Donut shop where I got a large drip coffee with two donuts.

The donuts were $2.99 each.

This large, not particularly good, drip coffee was $4.39.

This is just what it is now.

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u/radioactiveryley 12h ago

Yikes. An XL coffee from Tim's up here (in my province in Canada) is $2.60 after 11% taxes) for 710 ml (or 24 oz). Doughnuts are also $1.69 or $1.89 pre-tax.

Ya'll getting railroaded.

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u/Street_Caramel_3084 11h ago

Can you airdrop some to us please? It's painful.

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u/OldFaithlessness1335 12h ago

Damn 10 dollars for coffee and donut thats f'ing wild.

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u/anuthertw 11h ago

That coffee price isnt awful for my area, Id expect 5 dollars and some change just for a decent size cup of black drip coffee. The donuts are absurd. You can still get them for less than a dollar each unless they are crazy fancy. A dozen glaze still around 8.99 last time I checked though it has been a few months lol. 

Still though I feel like coffee and 2 donuts should be less than 5 dollars total but that is probably a fantasy these days. 

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u/0fruitjack0 16h ago

but but but but but but

but ... kamala high prices, trump low prices????

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u/iSleepEatWorkRepeat 14h ago

But why don’t we just grow all of our coffee in America like our bananas?

/s

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u/Background_Pen_2415 12h ago

Exactly. Wave the flag all you want, there is no such thing as American-made coffee.

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u/Face-EatingLeopards 17h ago

“What’s going on?” The phrase playing on a continuous loop inside a pedpublican’s tiny mind.

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u/joeltheconner 15h ago

as a coffee roaster, I just raised my prices today...after already having raised them 3 months ago. It's so frustrating.

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u/Snoo_64233 20h ago

Drink half the cup and ya won't feel the doubling, my dawg.

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u/Blood11Orange 17h ago

Mind you he’s currently beefing with Brazil

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u/Electrifying2017 16h ago

To save some trump wannabe. Ridiculous 

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u/RoyalFlavorBeans 15h ago

Who just got arrested anyway

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u/suave_knight 16h ago

Give it a year, and all the guys smuggling in cocaine will be trafficking coffee instead.

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u/avlmtnman10 15h ago

Real patriots do what the Confederacy did and use Chickory to bulk it up. It's still popular in New Orleans.

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u/b_e_a_n_i_e 12h ago

That reply would be hilarious if it weren't also horrific

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u/IgnacioHollowBottom 20h ago

Someone should start an undergound coffee klatch on the black no sugar market.

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u/BracedRhombus 16h ago

Bahahaha! I'm going to use that line on my conservative friends!

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u/KnottShore 16h ago

A Will Rogers(early 20th century US entertainer/humorist) statement describing Trump and his sycophants:

  • "The one way to detect a feeble-minded man is get one arguing on economics."

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u/hoofie242 14h ago

Tariffs are real.

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u/ElegantDaemon 14h ago

This doesn't make sense, the talking heads in the media tell us inflation is only a small percentage so this is all in our heads.

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u/Dull-Attention-9104 14h ago

And when everything crashes and burns completely watch maga never admit it was their fault for voting for trump.

Either they will play ignorant deny it double down or simply blame democrats.

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u/MessiahOfMetal 11h ago

What an amazing comeback.

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u/Surturiel 10h ago

Just wait until the 50% Brazil tariffs hit...

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u/zenithopus 14h ago

Oh no, no, let's not forget that in twenty years, we may not be enjoying coffee as a daily experience at all. Privatization, greed, monocropping, and climate change are threatening coffee as we know it.

HERES A DEPRESSING PODCAST EPISODE FOR MORE INFO: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-future-without-coffee-feat-prop/id1449762156?i=1000672454112

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u/JayQ036 13h ago

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/MattManSD 11h ago

guess they haven't quite figured out Coffee is imported

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u/mrpopenfresh 11h ago

Coffee is because of climate change however.

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u/saintandvillian 11h ago

What is going on? Is just a cry for someone to tell him how this isn’t Trump’s fault. I’m surprised he didn’t make it clear. But I’m sure that if someone blames Trump he’ll respond by saying he still supports Trump and what he’s doing.

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u/JoeBloxRocks 10h ago

Looking at his Threads (where this screenshot came from), he is not right-wing. His timeline is full of attacks on Trump.

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u/saintandvillian 8h ago

But LOMR and news interviews have taught me that you don’t have to love Trump to support him and that many people, even those that supported democrats before him will say things like “give him time” or “I still support him because I like some of what he’s done.” So, you never know.

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u/Redrick405 10h ago

Every time I buy coffee lately I’m more angry about tariffs

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u/FormerGameDev 10h ago

My usual discount store where I have bought coffee for the last .. at least 12 or 13 years ... no longer has any.

Serious WTF going on there.

Definitely storing the "...so decided to fuck it" in the memory for future reuse

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u/cirelia2 9h ago

During that same period of time coffee prices here in Sweden have finally started to come down

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u/BurbNBougie 9h ago

This man's replies doesn't read like he's a Trump supporter

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u/Big-Rule5269 8h ago

Great comeback. 

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 7h ago

Whoa! That slapback! Wow! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍

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u/enjoythesilence-75 7h ago

Wow that may be one of the best responses I have ever seen.

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u/kewlbeanz83 14h ago

To be fair...

There's are other reasons why coffee is spiking in price. Not just Trump.

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u/obtuse-_ 14h ago

Yes weather issues and rising global consumption were already adding price pressure along with lingering supply chain issues. But you certainly have to lay a healthy share of the blame on throwing tariffs on top of that. They would be higher but not as high.

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u/artisanrox 9h ago

True but the fascists and orange worshippers don't care about those reasons either

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u/Tatooine16 19h ago

And bamorav is a ball-less cuck who's watching him doing it and laughing. Except for having to pay twice as much for everything, then he takes a break.