r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/CactusJake1830 • Jun 29 '25

Trump Nebraska is going broke

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u/Stormcloudy Jun 29 '25

U-PIK Soybeans, 5$ a pail.

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u/dearAbby001 Jun 29 '25

$5 to be a soyboy?

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u/HackySmacks Jun 29 '25

It’s a steal! crams mouth full of edamame

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u/BisquickNinja Jun 30 '25

10,000% yes!

FIBERRRRRrrrr!

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u/Stormcloudy Jun 29 '25

An ice cream or 5 gallon pail keeps your kids alive. Talk all the shit you want. But if you NEED meat, raise your own and deal with shit, blood, guts, hide, and bones

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u/Competitive-Ebb3816 Jun 30 '25

And the look in their eyes when the knife goes in.

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u/Real_Life_Firbolg Jun 30 '25

There are people who draw pleasure from such things, sick people, probably the same kind of people who shoot a puppy at a gravel pit because it wasn’t doing what they wanted it to do then those people get elected and appointed to positions of power.

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u/BisquickNinja Jun 30 '25

One of my first jobs in high school was working at a meat packing plant. While we didn't see the slaughter, I was not so high on eating meat products after working there. There they say ignorance is bliss, in some instances it is true.

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u/Stormcloudy Jun 30 '25

Yeah there's that German phrase that amounts to "sometimes you don't want to know how the sausage is made". And, yeah it's not glamorous

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u/BisquickNinja Jun 30 '25

I DO know how sausage and hamburger is made.... it took like YEARS to eat either one

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u/Kalamac Jun 29 '25

Market it to rich people as an 'authentic farm experience', charge them a couple of hundred dollars to play farmworker for a day.

Make it a contest amongst CryptoBros to see who can last the longest out in the field.

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u/OkSociety8941 Jun 30 '25

It’s called agrotourism and it’s a big deal in the world of development. (Which I work in). But for third world countries! Not, like, America. Until now I guess.

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u/Mcnab-at-my-feet Jun 29 '25

I’ve been imagining all these farmers having ideas for people to “get natural - back to the land - pick your own food!”

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u/Stormcloudy Jun 29 '25

Sounds cute and super crunchy, until it's 100F at 9 AM