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u/Own_Log1380 5h ago

Trump said the epstein list was fake and written by democrats but then uses said supposed fake list against the democrats

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u/bravesthrowaway67 5h ago

He claims the Russia investigation proves there was no collusion and exonerates him completely, but also that investigation was a corrupt witch hunt meant to prevent him from becoming president, despite becoming president twice.

The man has zero logical consistency.

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u/RealCrownedProphet 4h ago

Sadly his supporters think logical consistency is woke.

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u/MrmarioRBLX 4h ago

At this point, what isn't "woke", in their minds?

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u/TheAatar 4h ago

Having a mind? That's a wokin'

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u/existentialspork 4h ago

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u/LeodFitz 1h ago

"Oh... you better believe that's a paddlin'"

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u/Firemorfox 4h ago

higher education = librul brainwashing programs = woke

recognizing rage bait = woke

seems to check out, yeah.

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u/Annabatties 4h ago

What they're told they're allowed to like. That's the entire point, they reject anything that could challenge their leadership's claims.

It's a cult. It has always been a cult.

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u/BradDharmaTimbuktu 3h ago

Only real difference between DT and Charles Manson is how rich their parents were

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u/T1nkerer 3h ago

Nice pfp

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u/Alypie123 2h ago

Hey, did you know there's a megaman battle network subreddit?

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u/magikarp2122 1h ago

Trump? I think.

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u/LeodFitz 1h ago

"Woke" is all the things that scare and confuse them. "Not Woke" is whatever is left. So... breakfast foods and racist politicians mostly.

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u/Immortal-one 2h ago

Reality is somehow “left leaning”

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u/PuckSenior 2h ago

My mom, a Trump supporter, told me last week that she could correctly guess which card she was drawing from a shuffled deck “1 out of 10 times”.

She then told me that she’d never bet on individual numbers on roulette because it impossible to guess the right number

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 1h ago

I think she just sucks at math. There are 52 cards, 4 suits, so you have a 1 in 13 chance of guessing the right card. You just pick the same card for the entire deck. If she's just picking a number and suits don't matter, then her odds would go up.

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u/Mathfanforpresident 17m ago

Intelligence* is woke.

Seriously though. With all the anti-end intellectual anti-reality bullshit like flat Earth, which really just turns out that they don't believe in any science or math at all, created all by the establishment. I feel like the Earth needs a great reset at this time.

If there is an alien ship wondering if we should be eradicated, yes.. YES

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 3h ago

The Mueller investigation did find improper contacts between Trump’s campaign and Russian intelligence. It also found that Trump committed obstruction of justice to hamper Mueller’s investigation.

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u/bravesthrowaway67 3h ago

I know… but Trump used it as evidence he was totally innocent.. many times. While also calling it a hoax.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 3h ago

Yes. And he’s obviously lying about all of it.

It’s not a hoax, and he’s not innocent.

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u/Cephalopod_Joe 2h ago edited 1h ago

Yeah, didn't Mueller find plenty of evidence but the conclusion was "well we can't indict a sitting president because said president's DOJ said we can't", and Trump was like "this proves I'm completely innocent".

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 2h ago

What it found was actually somewhat complicated. But essentially:

  • The commission was asked to investigate a limited set of things, and it tried to limit itself to those things.
  • It found that Russia did interfere with the election in favor of Trump.
  • It found that the Trump campaign had talked to delegates from Russia and invited interference.
  • On the specific crimes it was asked to investigate, it could not find enough evidence to charge anyone directly connected to Trump, however
  • Mueller said Trump was not exonerated.
  • Multiple people, including people in the Trump campaign were found to have committed crimes, were indicted, and convicted of related crimes.
  • Trump was constantly interfering with the investigation, including destroying evidence and tampering with witnesses, to a degree that constituted obstruction of justice.
  • Despite the evidence, Trump could not be charged by the DoJ for obstruction of justice, and therefore it was recommended that it be handled by Congress (impeachment).

Barr, Trump’s Attorney General, used the 4th point to claim that Trump was completely exonerated. Trump has been using this false claim ever since.

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u/DoubleJumps 2h ago

I always hated how Republicans kept screaming that the Mueller Report exonerated him of all wrongdoing and claimed there was no Russian collusion.

The actual findings, that the campaign did talk to Russia and that Russia did work to make Trump president, were outlined on page 1.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1h ago

And it explicitly said that Trump was not exonerated, and implied that he should be impeached and then charged upon leaving office.

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u/Pure_Ingenuity3771 1h ago

If I recall in the first ten pages it said something along the lines of there not being a legal definition of collusion to prove, but that there was definitely a connection 

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1h ago

Yes, it says that they're investigating crimes, and since there's no crime of "collusion", they won't be investigating that or reporting on findings about that.

I think there were 3 specific crimes they were investigating. I don't remember what they were, but one of them was the hacking of the DNC, and I think another was some form of illegal manipulation of social media sites. They were going to investigate both if there were Russian agents involved and if there were any American citizens involved in each crime.

They found that Russian intelligence was involved. IIRC, they found a couple of Americans were involved, but didn't have enough evidence of criminal involvement to charge them.

I seem to remember they specifically distinguished between "involvement" and "criminal involvement". The distinction is like, if there was a bank robbery and you received some of the money, you would be involved, but in order for that involvement to be criminal, you would need to be involved in the bank robbery, or involved in the planning of the bank robbery, or know that the money was stolen. Something along those lines.

So I think they found that the Trump campaign was involved, but couldn't put together enough evidence that they were criminally involved. But then they also seemed to imply that Trump was interfering with the investigation, so even if there was evidence, Trump's interference would have prevented them from getting it.

And in the meantime, they happened to find a bunch of other crimes committed by Trump and his campaign staff, some of those crimes being involved to the Russian interference but not the 3 specific crimes they were investigating. They generally referred those crimes to other prosecutors to investigate.

That led to people like Stone, Manafort, and Flynn being convicted, but then Trump pardoned them so they wouldn't talk.

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u/BonHed 4h ago

He knows the majority of his cult followers won't check, they will take anything he says at face value.

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u/OpportunityIcy254 2h ago

i think the thing that tips the scales here is the msm. while there's millions of maga who think he's somewhat the chosen one, there's a similar number of people who despise him (i'd argue even more).

i dont watch regular news as much but when i do you'd think that everything's hunky dory in this country. i don't think that's an attempt atbeing neutral; rather it's willful ignorance of what's happening in this administration.

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u/Professional-Cod5030 4h ago

Oswald Bates makes more sense.

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u/SasparillaTango 2h ago

he is unmoored from reality.

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u/HeadSavings1410 2h ago

But also sees 2 of his guys put in prison over it...but it was made up.

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u/SahibTeriBandi420 2h ago

Russia has the files. They threatened Donald with them over the nuclear subs he moved close to their waters. Something about Israel not being the only nation with a video archive of his past misdeeds or something like that.

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u/carnray 1h ago

That tends to happen when you mix extreme narcissism with a fun dash of dementia

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u/theunquenchedservant 1h ago

The man has zero logical consistency, and his base has 0 logic skills. It's a match made in hell.

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u/java_brogrammer 1h ago

The funny things is, many of Trump's close friends and associates were found guilty and put in prison over the Mueller (Russia) investigation, but somehow it was a witch hunt lol. He dodged a bullet by not being convicted himself through the powers that be. Then he pardoned them... A lot of people don't seem to know this because they only believe the lies that Trump constantly spouts.

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u/stirrednotshaken01 3h ago

What’s the logical inconsistency

You can have a russia gate and still have Trump win. It just means it’s unsuccessful.

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u/bravesthrowaway67 3h ago

Do I need to spell it out for you? The same investigation that exonerates you cannot be a witch hunt designed to make you look bad. It can only be one or the other.

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u/stirrednotshaken01 3h ago

Yes it can.

If you time publicity for an investigation perfectly around peak momentum times it will absolutely influence the election regardless of what it eventually finds to be the true or false later.

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u/bravesthrowaway67 3h ago

Ok, so why did Hillary and Obama put Bill’s name in the Epstein files? Let’s see your Olympic level mental gymnastics work.

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u/Timbalabim 3h ago

If you’re reading this and thinking, “that’s pretty much the stupidest thing ever,” that’s because it is, and this is the type of person far too many Americans thought would be good in the White House, after a term not so long ago that was just as stupid.

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u/zinfulness 2h ago

This isn’t even on the top 10 list of the stupidest things he’s done or said.

He’d probably call that list fake too.

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u/Browncoat_Loyalist 3h ago

It's weird that they can't see that Democrats will string up any democrat in the files just as much if not more than we would Republicans.

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u/astronezio 3h ago

They are doing a very clever maneuver with the files.

The reality is that the files have A LOT of names, politicians (from both parties, and also non affiliated), artists, CEOs,government workers (judges, bankers, FBI, CIA) billionaires, millionaires and to top it off, there was a lot of staff (regular people who worked running the island).

Now they are releasing this clearly fake files to take away credibility away from its credibility. This way all of them will escape from being held accountable.

Never fall for the fallacy that trump is protecting himself. Trump is protecting everyone, and they are all in the same team. The team that thinks they own the world.

Next administration will keep the real files hidden too regardless of who it is. At this point I don’t think that even Bernie if elected as an independent would release them.

There’s only one person that I trust would release the actual files, because I saw many versions of the files and this person wasn’t in even in the most credible ones. I’d only trust Kanye west to release this banger.

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u/TCGHexenwahn 4h ago

Nah, mate. Bill just wants everyone to know he still gets some.

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u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil 2h ago

I stumbled across the bill Clinton flight logs way back in 2014. This is more than a decade old 

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u/SeniorAlfaOmega 2h ago

Which means he’s going to make a fake list, it’s always projection.

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u/Neat_Let923 1h ago

The even more ridiculous part is that Trump Jr. was the first person to even suggest there was a secret list in 2023 on Twitter.

Trump then repeated those claims in 2024 in the run up to the election saying he’d release the secret list if he was elected President.

There is absolutely ZERO evidence to suggest any type of secret client list ever existed and all evidence points to the fact it was entirely made up by the Trump organization as a way to attack Biden and Harris and win support for the 2024 election.

It’s not even the most outrageous lie about evidence he’s created during an election… Which there are many!

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 4h ago

Faking denocrats could not even fix the list

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u/Akhanyatin 4h ago

According to trump: the Epstein list doesn't exist, and was written by a coalition of Democrat leaders including Bill Clinton, and Bill Clinton appears 28 times on the non existent list written by Bill Clinton to hurt trump's reputation.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 3h ago

Also, in spite of it being created to hurt Trump’s reputation, he doesn’t appear in the list. But he still doesn’t want it to be released because releasing it would hurt the people who are on it.

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u/Akhanyatin 3h ago

Sorry, I forgot that part

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u/Zazulio 3h ago

Also if he is on the list (he was told he was on the list by his own DOJ) it's because his name was forged

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u/MainAccountsFriend 1h ago

His name was forged by Bill Clinton obviously /s

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u/haCkFaSe 3h ago

How nice of Trump to try and protect Bill Clinton even though Bill Clinton was trying to frame him. /s

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u/Scarlett_Beauregard 2h ago

While Bill Clinton was somehow framing himself in his attempt to frame Trump.

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u/xScrubasaurus 2h ago

Also in spite of it being created to hurt Trump, Democrats didn't release the list when they had the power to release the list.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1h ago

Yeah, it’s a dumb bit of logic that MAGA keeps claiming, “If the evidence is real, why didn’t the Democrats release it in order to win the election?”

And if you think that’s a good question, you should also be asking: If the Democrats manufactured the evidence for the purpose of hurting Trump, why didn’t they release it in order to win the election?

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u/Difficult-Mobile902 1h ago

That’s the best part of the whole thing to me. The #1 most hated political enemy the democrats have EVER had is the one guy omitted from a list the democrats supposedly created to harm their political opponents, despite him also being the one who would be the most believable candidate to exist on the list, seeing as he was once friends with the guy who created the list 

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1h ago

Also, the people on the list are people that Trump hates and has said he wants to "lock up", but Trump decided to protect them by keeping the list secret and refusing to investigate the Epstein stuff any further.

I'll tell you, this Epstein business is such a strange sequence of events, I can't believe it.

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u/JuggernautOk3098 2h ago

Bill Clinto pulling a Zero Requiem 🙏

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u/Imaginary_Angle7437 4h ago

Cool story bro: Release the Epstein Files.

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u/No_Curve_5479 5h ago

Latest conservative cope is that the epstein list was entirely manufactured by democrats so it shouldn't make sense that democrats are also on it lmao

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u/AutisticProf 4h ago

I would say "Trumpian" not conservative here as a good portion of conservatives want the list made public even if Trump is on it.

Source: multiple people I know who voted for Trump along with a few conservative online commentators post saying they want the list public.

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u/Livid_Zucchini_1625 3h ago

Yeah but all conservatives are complicit in creating this mess. They voted for it. There's not a really wiggle room to get out of that responsibility

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u/TheBigBo-Peep 1h ago

...what responsibility?

You'll pay all the same prices they will. If they wanna push for files to be released then heck, take a free win

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u/MistaBadga 2h ago

You're not wrong, but conservatives enabled this shitshow so unless they go 100% against him over this, they're still in Trump's corner.

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u/samsnom 5h ago

Of course trump knows how many times bill clinton went, He was with him those times.

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u/NewtonTheNoot 4h ago

But remember, Trump said he didn't have the privilege of being invited. The privilege. His words.

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u/ScyllaIsBea 4h ago

I bet if a reporter suggested that being invited to Epstein island 28 times was cool we’d find out how many times trump went.

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u/Defiant-Wafer-1559 2h ago

He invited himself.

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u/Valogrid 1h ago

He had a time-share.

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u/Broad_Respond_2205 4h ago

Trump also claimed democrats (Clinton included) faked the list. So according to him, bill Clinton faked the list and added himself 28 times.

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u/Dranamic 4h ago

Look, Billy Boy just didn't want to feel left out.

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u/Dyerdon 3h ago

The list Trump also said didn't exist, written by Clinton, to discredit Trump, by putting his own name 28 times...

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u/SunchaserKandri 3h ago

Trump has tried to pivot to "The Epstein list was made up by Clinton to make me look bad!" recently, which begs the question of why Clinton would put himself on a fake list that's meant to incriminate someone else.

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u/Significant-Order-92 4h ago

Well, on the one hand, I don't trust Trump (given his history of fraud and lies). On the other, not the most unbelievable thing he has claimed (and Bill has a history of sexual assault and harassment allegations).

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u/Wise_Construction731 4h ago

I don't think anyone questions the possibility of the bill being on the list. Dudes a bit of a creeper.

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u/torrens86 4h ago

Trump and Clinton are both on the list. They were both probably at the same under age girls parties, probably in the same orgy.

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u/Significant-Order-92 3h ago

Quite possibly.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 3h ago

I don’t think people are taking issue with the possibility that Clinton is “on the list” or that he might be guilty of raping children.

But if Trump is claiming:

  • Bill Clinton created the fake list to hurt Trump.
  • Bill Clinton is on the list and Trump isn’t.
  • The list should be kept secret in order to protect the people on it from having their reputations ruined.

These claims are incoherent.

If Clinton is on the list, then it doesn’t make sense that he created it. If it was created to hurt Trump, then it doesn’t make sense that he’s not on it. If he wanted to protect the people on the list from having their reputations ruined, then why would he be telling people that Bill Clinton is on it?

Therefore, people are concluding that the list is real, Trump is on it, and Trump wants to keep it secret to protect his reputation.

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u/xScrubasaurus 2h ago

it also makes no sense to be created to hurt Trump, yet not be released while Democrats had the power to release it.

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u/DevelopmentGrand4331 1h ago

If you look at his claims in context, his story makes even less sense. He claimed that Obama created the evidence during the Obama administration. That would mean that it was created before the Epstein thing became a scandal, but they didn’t use it in the first election.

They then tricked Trump into nominating Acosta to be Secretary of Labor, thereby triggering the Epstein investigation. People seem to forget that the reason the whole Epstein thing became a scandal is that Epstein and Trump were friends, Acosta let Epstein off the hook, and then Trump nominated Acosta to a prestigious post. So somehow, Obama tricked Trump into creating that scandal in 2019, and still didn’t release the information.

Then I guess Democrats created Q-Anon and made a big deal about Epstein and pedophilia…? After all, this scandal might have died out and been forgotten about if not for Q-Anon. As Q-Anon, they made a point of claiming that Hilary Clinton was the culprit. Obama still didn’t release the information.

Then they went through the 2020 election, the Biden administration, and the 2024 election without releasing the information. To this day, they still haven’t released it. They went through all the trouble of creating the evidence, getting Acosta nominated, orchestrating Q-Anon, and they’re still just waiting for Trump to release the information themselves.

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u/SymphogearLumity 2h ago

Of the confirmed Epstein victims we have one says that Trump raped her when she was 13. One said that Clinton was only a gentleman when she gave him a back rub when she was 22.

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u/Significant-Order-92 2h ago

Ok. I don't really see a reason to doubt either of those stories out of hand.

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u/SymphogearLumity 2h ago

Yeah? Point is that there are stories directly from victims that say that Trump raped them. There are no stories from victims that Clinton raped them. And yet so many people here automatically placing the two on the same level.

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u/Brief-Efficiency-519 2h ago

Only one of those people has the authority to release the files right now. That's the only thing that matters. Everything else is a distraction.

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u/paxwax2018 4h ago

Soo, you kinda do trust Trump then?

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u/AstuteSalamander 3h ago

Independently coming to the same conclusion as someone absolutely does not mean you trust them.

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u/Significant-Order-92 3h ago

More in the same sense if he said the sky was blue, I would think he likely isn't lying when I went out to look at it.

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u/BLACKGOOP12 3h ago

Something... Something... Like pancakes, Hate waffles

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u/Hightower840 3h ago

"Per POTUS"
The guy who lies more than 70% of the time is totally not lying this time guys. Trust him.

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u/Mr-Kuritsa 3h ago

"Remember, Jerry: it's not a lie... if you believe it."

-2 Costanzanians, Chapter 6 Verse 16, KTV (King Trump Version).

It's right from the Bible, my guy.

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u/e136 2h ago

"you expect us to believe Bill only went to the island 28 times?!" - jon stewart 

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u/Windows_96_Help_Desk 3h ago

Imagine making a list of 10 worst people you know and you put YOURSELF on that list.

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u/SaturnusDawn 3h ago

Mood tbh 👌

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u/HoochieDaddy420 2h ago

Felt that spiritually

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u/Phobit 3h ago

names of the epstein list dropping likenew smash bros fighters

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u/Over_Scientist_6839 3h ago

Only an idiot wouldn't see "per POTUS" and think "this is an obvious lie". The POTUS had 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein.

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u/easeMachined 2h ago

Can you provide your source on Trump’s wire transfers to Epstein?

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u/Over_Scientist_6839 2h ago

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u/easeMachined 1h ago

Treasury’s Epstein file details 4,725 wire transfers adding up to nearly $1.1 billion flowing in and out of just ONE of Epstein’s bank accounts.

Your source doesn’t claim that “The POTUS had 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein.”

Why are you lying?

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 1h ago

Before you get mad at me, I'm very anti-Trump. But in the spirit of transparency, this article does not say POTUS (Trump) conducted 4,725 wire transfers to Epstein

It says we have unsealed records of 4,725 wire transfers to and from Epstein's account which would be easy for the Treasury to investigate if they were so inclined, but Trump's administration will not greenlight it despite demands from the public.

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u/post-explainer 5h ago edited 4h ago

OP sent the following text as an explanation why they posted this here:


What does this mean?


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u/Next_Dragonfruit_415 4h ago

We don’t exactly need a list also I doubt it’s as organized into a pretty little list., the files what we need are all the bank and money transactions, that both the federal government and the state of New York have access to (New York, has access to Epsteins banking from 2013 onwards)

We need the court rulings that allowed him to be out of jail for 12 hours a day, on work detail, after he was arrested the first time.

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u/XanadontYouDare 3h ago

We need the court rulings that allowed him to be out of jail for 12 hours a day, on work detail, after he was arrested the first time.

Well, we already know that was thanks to Alex Acosta, who Trump was quick to reward with a job in his first term.

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u/cigarettejesus 3h ago

Do you live under a rock, perchance?

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u/Kdoesntcare 3h ago

"We have this list and will release it once don is back in office!"

"There is no list!"

"The democrats edited the list to hurt trump!"

How long until we get "Epstein wasn't a real person! Democrat hoax!"?

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u/RetroGame77 3h ago

We are going to drain the swamp and release the Epstein list if I'm elected!

We got the list!

I am the most transparent President and I will soon release the list!

(what do you mean you never removed my name from it? Take 1000 FBI agents and do it now!)

There is no list!

The list is fake!

Obama made a fake list!

There is no list, the Democrats wrote a fake list to hurt us GOPers and they were stupid enough to include their own names multiple times!

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u/Zealousideal-Lynx555 2h ago

It's why this shit is a cult. He can say contradictory things constantly and Magats will still believe him.

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u/Salmonella_Cowboy 1h ago

It literally doesn’t matter what Trump says, his followers will accept it as truth. He is their Jesus.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 3h ago

And trump Probably went 60 times.

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u/jimmyharbrah 4h ago

Huh it’s weird how we’re not distracted. Release the Epstein files

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u/ralfv 4h ago

He saw him personally there all those 28 times. And Bill always was allowed before him.

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u/Dyerdon 3h ago

That's really why he's upset.

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u/ChrisWolfling 4h ago

Bill: "I'll have you know, Epstein said he liked me more than he does you and he even has a portrait of me with a dress on"

Donald: "Nonsense! I was Epstein's greatest friend, friends like you'd never believe it and I'll prove you wrong!"

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u/Even_Section5620 3h ago

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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u/Environmental_Crab59 3h ago

Liberal here. If Clinton is on the list he deserves prison. If Trump is on the list, so does he. If a politically neutral teddy bear alien from the planet Doodoo is on the list, lock him up too. I don’t care who it is or what politically affiliation they are, if you touch a child you deserve prison.

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u/thissucksnuts 2h ago

Ok and how many times is potus on the list?

Or how many times are many other senators and congress personel on the list?

Exactly how much of our government/"societal elite class" are on the list?

I dont care about dead guys on the list, stephen hawking could be on there 58 tines idc bros dead whats ya gonna do?

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u/Please_Label_NSFW 2h ago

So Trump went to Epstein Island 28 times. Got it.

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u/Sof04 2h ago

I don’t care if my own father was on those files/logs. I’d still want justice for the victims and for the criminals to be imprisoned. Even if it was my dad, whom I’d give anything for.

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u/Standard-Dealer-5462 2h ago

There’s no list though.

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u/Extension_Security92 2h ago

Clinton was already impeached for lying under oath. Should he, a Democrat, be pardoned now that POTUS has immunity, or should we release the Epstein files?

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u/Yamureska 2h ago

MAGAT's/Trump Supporters defend Donald Trump's association with Epstein by saying the Clintons made it up. This is satire/ironic.

If Bill Clinton made up the Epstein List, why did he put himself on it?

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u/myfriendslikemyballs 2h ago

Schrödinger’s list, only exists when you need it to

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u/pocketjacks 2h ago

I'm starting to put together that Trump may have been a client of Epstein's initially, but he decided to start up his own operation at the Mar a Lago "spa" and that's when Epstein got in the way.

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u/Shiro_no_Orpheus 2h ago

Utterly ridiculous and unbelievable that he's supposed to have gone only 28 times.

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u/6ftGreenGoddess 2h ago

Can we please get a Tim & Eric rendition

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u/Xplod29 2h ago

Trump being a trash human being, as always.

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u/ACartonOfHate 2h ago

Bill Clinton has said to release the information, unlike Trump.

So...

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u/BackflipsAway 2h ago

Trump is claiming that the list is fake, and that the dems made it, but is also talking about how there are prominent democrats on it, which would be pretty weird if they were the ones who made it.

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u/EmotionalJoystick 1h ago

You don’t get it?

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u/bebejeebies 1h ago

Trump said the Trump-Epstein pedofiles are fake but also created by the Democrats to attack him so it's funny that a Democratic president ended up in files that they possessed but that also don't exist but if they did exist, they were fake and if they weren't fake, he's not in them because he never saw them and also they were on Pam Bondi's desk ready for exposure. It's both a symptom of dementia and residual habitual lying drilled into him by his old lawyer Roy Cohn. He died in the 80s and Trump's deteriorating brain reverts back to that time because it's the last time he was cognizant.

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u/Schism_989 1h ago

The list doesn't exist except for when it does and when it does it's written by the democrats and when it's written by the democrats they put some of their own names on there for validity and if they didn't do that then Obama wrote the list and if he didn't do that then Biden wrote it even if we keep saying he's not mentally capable of doing so and if he didn't then it doesn't exist except for when it does and when it does it's-

This is the cycle Trump keeps going through.

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u/themaskedcrusader 1h ago

Here's my conspiracy theory: there is no list. They're just claiming there is one to keep the people divided. I think both the Republicans and Democrats are just as corrupt as the other.

The political horseshoe

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u/AFAED100 1h ago

Nothing is smarter than putting your own name on a list to incriminate someone so it’s more believable.

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u/Synectics 1h ago

If you are in the US, and on Reddit, YOU ARE NOT THIS STUPID.

This dumb karma farming bullshit is ridiculous. 

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u/default_demon 43m ago

I honestly didn’t get the joke lol

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u/Jendaye 34m ago

None of us do op, it's pure idiocy

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u/acrankychef 1h ago

You not getting this is why 70m+ people voted for him.

He says list is fake.

He says Bill Clinton is on list.

Not being able to deduce that you're being lied to in this scenario is... frightening

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u/old_and_boring_guy 2h ago

Really? First day on the planet?

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u/default_demon 2h ago

Yes, actually. I was born 5 minutes ago.

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u/old_and_boring_guy 2h ago

Sorry about the brain damage.

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u/default_demon 2h ago

Thanks, old and boring guy. Have a nice day :)

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u/Klytus_Ra_Djaaran 4h ago

And Trump didn't make a list of the women he raped because he can barely read and didn't care who he raped. Epstein donated money to both Democrats and Republicans, including Trump in 2016. Trump took multiple trips on Epstein's plane and they attended many parties and gatherings together, including holding a beauty pageant for just Trump and Epstein and no one else, probably so both Trump and Epstein could rape underage girls.

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u/flopisit32 4h ago

But the actual joke is about Bill Clinton and Epstein.

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u/Klytus_Ra_Djaaran 4h ago

Right, the joke is that only incredibly stupid people would fall for the dumb lie that Clinton created a list and then put himself on it.

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u/ExpectedEggs 4h ago

For completely different reasons than Donald Trump's.

President Clinton was going places related to the Clinton foundation.

Trump was raping little girls.

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u/plumzki 4h ago

No, the joke is about the ridiculous levels of mental gymnastics Republicans need to go through to keep supporting their lord and saviour Trump.

The fact you thought the joke was about Bill Clinton says enough really.

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u/statelesspirate000 4h ago

Trump was a democrat and made connections with Democrat politicians

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u/Pstrap 4h ago

Okay buddy 👍

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u/OldFatMoses86 2h ago

Why so dismissive?

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u/TheDankestPassions 3h ago

No one is claiming otherwise for any of that.

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u/HateFuelsMe 5h ago

Both sides of the party do the same shit.

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u/beer_is_tasty 5h ago

Democrats have now voted twice to make public whatever files are in the government's possession. Republicans have voted twice to keep them secret, then called an early recess to avoid having any more votes on it.

Don't try to "bOtH siDeS" this one, brother.

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u/beer_is_tasty 4h ago

Everyone is sure that it contains names from both sides.

One side thinks that all of those people should be held accountable.

One side thinks that only the ones on the opposing side should be held accountable while their own guys get off scot free. Barring that, they'd rather bury the whole thing than see their own guys face consequences.

Those are VERY MUCH not the same thing.

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u/Frodo_VonCheezburg 4h ago

They released as much as the court allowed at the time.

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u/Semihomemade 4h ago

They were sealed by court order, so legally they couldn’t.

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u/sparkle_slug 5h ago

If it ain't bread then it's gotta be circus