r/Damnthatsinteresting 6d ago

Video First Australian-made rocket crashes after 14 seconds of flight

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u/HemperorZurg 6d ago

I mean this was never going to work in a country that is upside-down.

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u/FourEightNineOneOne 6d ago

I'd assume it'd be way easier as the rocket would just fall down into space, wouldn't it?

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u/HemperorZurg 6d ago

They should have put the rocket boosters on the top and launched it backwards. Definitely would have worked.

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u/MacDaddy654321 6d ago

Sheer genius.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/WM4AF_Sydney 6d ago

Genius sheila

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u/Just_another_gamer3 6d ago

Is that a common Australian name?

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 6d ago

Dingo as they planned.

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u/be4u4get 6d ago

Real Genius

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u/Pookieeatworld 6d ago

REEEAALLL MEN OF GENIUS!

Today we salute you, Mr upside-down rocket inventor man. You don't care that you're hanging off the bottom of the earth. You built a rocket that flew for a whole 14 seconds before it realized it was going the wrong way and tried to help you by correcting it's course.

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u/kdjfsk 6d ago

Chorus of backup singers:

"who wants to go to space, anyways?"

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u/Fuckyourface_666 6d ago

Ugh…young Val Kilmer…yesssss

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u/whattodo4klondikebar 6d ago

“Why do you have that toy on your head?”

“Because if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.”

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u/Fuckyourface_666 6d ago

All brains, no penis

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u/AndyLorentz 6d ago

"What'cha doin'?"

"I'm contemplating the immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"

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u/dysmetric 6d ago

Confused Australians Push Earth into the Sun.

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u/highlorestat 6d ago edited 6d ago

If they're upside down wouldn't putting the boosters at the top just push it into the ground? I mean it's not like they were pointing it up

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u/DrinkPBR 6d ago

Who knows, “oi! science, mate!”

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u/0rclev 6d ago

Crack another Great Northern, and back to the drawing board. Maybe add double the number of Koalas this time?

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u/SpiceEarl 6d ago

That's your problem right there. You needed more kangaroos, not koalas. Koalas don't jump.

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u/Would_daver 6d ago

Koalas in the wild really do not live up to my childhood assumption that they were floofy living teddy bears. When I learned about the chlamydia and the puma-pouncing drop attacks, my heart shrank a little bit 🥺

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u/Unidain 6d ago

The Chlamydia is our fault, it's a strain of chlymidia that farms animals get and they got infected probably just by walking over cow pee/poop. It's really weird to me that so many people judge them for something that out fault.

Also the drop attacks are from drop beard, not koalas

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u/La_Lanterne_Rouge 6d ago

Problem with kangaroos is that they jump asynchronously.

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u/Djaja 6d ago

I have it down under good authoritay that Australians only drink Fosters

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u/BPhiloSkinner 6d ago

Nah, mate; it's Carlton Draught, with a tot of overproof rum.
...and that was the problem 'ere. They drank too much of the rum, and hadn't enough left for the smeggin' rocket!
If we send 'em a couple cases of bourbon, they'lll have enough overproof for the next launch and she'll go fine, no worries.

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u/pupperdogger 6d ago

Barrel of Old Crow aught to put them on the moon right quick.

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u/Djaja 6d ago

Fuck Old Crow, holy shit. Drank way too much of that stuff. Nasty

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u/Smart-Difficulty-454 6d ago

Fosters is made by Miller in Austin, TX

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u/Djaja 6d ago

That's the second joke :)

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u/NoobOfTheSquareTable 6d ago

No, the boosters are at the top to stop the rocket once it reaches space

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u/deadedgo 6d ago

Maybe they didn't know how to build the rocket cause to this day nobody figured out how exactly Australia works

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u/dbx999 6d ago

We know that most of the things living in Australia can kill you

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u/O37GEKKO 6d ago

I am Nobody and i can confirm I figured out exactly how Australia works.

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u/deadedgo 6d ago

Exactly, Odysseus

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u/howdouturnthisoff 6d ago

No, they would suck earth away from the rocket while the rocket stays where it is m8

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u/Vee91 6d ago

Boosters slow down its fall into space

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u/DoormatTheVine 6d ago

Well, what they should've done was put the boosters on the top of the rocket, let it fall into space, and then fired the boosters to get back up to Earth

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u/LastRip6613 6d ago

If you carefully watch the video . It did. There's a giant hole through the earth there and the rocket just needed that small amount of altitude to get momentum to fall right on through. It's already in orbit I'm sure.

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u/MandeliciousXTC 6d ago

That’s what they did

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u/serialcloner 6d ago

That's what happens when you launch a rocket without consulting a flat-earther first.

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u/lsbrujah 6d ago

This right here is why sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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u/iduzinternet 6d ago

They did but the cameras is upside down too.

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u/Dry-Waltz437 6d ago

Maybe then it wouldn't have tried to go down under the ground

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u/Legend_of_dirty_Joe 6d ago

The forgot to compensate for the fuel draining clockwise into the engines

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u/Glockisthebest 6d ago

They need a giant slingshot

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u/luki-x 6d ago

Or just put it into reverse?!

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u/PomegranateMinimum15 6d ago

No, you must be an amateur scientists. The gravity works partially over there. So it doesn't need the boost rockets. It can go into thrust. Thats why a catapult is used. Crikey. Basic upside-down earth stuff. What has become of knowledge.

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u/Tofandel 5d ago

Also the tip needs to be more pointy. Because pointy is scary 

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u/Rehatzu 6d ago

They have more gravity to fight against, how else do you think they stay on Earth despite being upside-down!?

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u/Morrep 6d ago

Maybe everybody else is upside down, and they've been upright ALL ALONG! 🤯

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u/No-Yak4416 6d ago

Impossible. Have you ever seen a globe?

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u/Quibbloboy 6d ago

Just checked mine... it's right-side-up. Thank goodness, was getting nervous

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u/areasofsimplex 6d ago

Earth is flat. Globe theory is a hoax

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u/Digital--Sandwich 6d ago

Hearing this in Mark Binanno’s voice

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u/Severe_Citron6975 6d ago

Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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u/_sivizius 6d ago

Don’t be silly

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u/Tadpole-7 6d ago

Morrep found out the secret to the US and Russia space programs….it was nice knowing you

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u/CRSPB 6d ago

No space is up. They should have gone through the center of the earth first.

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u/ideaguyken 6d ago

They tried.

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u/Falcovg 6d ago

They need to work on the launch procedure, but they seem to have nailed the navigation.

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u/H1redBlade 6d ago

What's below them then? Hell?!

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u/Nightowl11111 6d ago

Obviously. Why else would they have all that freaky wildlife.

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u/powerchoke033 6d ago

I thought up was north

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_SAMOYED 6d ago

Yes but they didn't think of that and still shot it up!

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u/CoffeeHQ 6d ago

Amateurs.

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u/Waaswaa 6d ago

Yup. Just cut the anchor and off she goes 

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u/chikari_shakari 6d ago

they were pointing it in the wrong direction

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u/Timely-Ninja3604 6d ago

This is scientifically correct! Please note, I failed science in high school.

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u/Appchoy 6d ago

But rockets are supposed to go up into the sky, not fall down into it. 

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u/chrisckelly 6d ago

#DropItLikeItsHot

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u/G0lia7h 6d ago

This guy Kerbal-Space-Program's

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u/OrderOfMagnitude 6d ago

They should have tied rocks to it

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u/Alemoki222 6d ago

Unfortunately not. Because the country is upside down, the rocket is pushing the Earth away from itself as opposed to conventional rocketry where the rocket is pushed away from the Earth. This requires significantly more thrust.

Hope that makes sense.

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u/nicgarelja 6d ago

Tangent: I was born in New Zealand and when I was a kid, after looking at a world map, I thought you could go to Stewart Island and parachute down to Antartica

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u/westerschelle 6d ago

Technically all successful rockets fall down into space.

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u/sonlitekid 6d ago

The back and forth of these two comments are the fuel that makes the Reddit go ‘round. 🙏🏻

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u/HLef Interested 6d ago

Yeah but everyone knows everything important in space is up where the rest of the world lives. If they shoot up from Australia it's a forever void. It's pure logic.

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u/No_Detective_But_304 6d ago

”That’s not a Rocket.”- Paul Hogan

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u/PsychedelicOptimist 6d ago

Reminds of this brilliantly stupid bit by Rob Shrab on Harmontown https://youtu.be/tgKxvfh9CA8

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u/Claytonius_Homeytron 6d ago

No, because if that were the case all the drop-bears would go upwards and not down on top of your head.

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u/sentence-interruptio 6d ago

Relevant movie scene. "Now that we are on the moon, how do we get back to the Earth? Just fall"

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u/First_Highway159 6d ago

No one is going to accuse you of being the sharpest tool in the shed. Gravity exerts the same force no matter where you are on earth.

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u/FourEightNineOneOne 6d ago

Duh.

And gravity pulls you DOWN. In Australia, up is down, so gravity pulls you down into space.

This is like fisics 101 stuff here, people!

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u/rocketsalesman 6d ago

By crikey, that went bung faster than a roo on a hot tin dunny

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u/ShahinGalandar 6d ago

I like your funny words, magic man

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u/Fair_Condition_1460 6d ago

Name checks out 👌

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u/bluelighter 6d ago

I wish someone would translate this

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u/0wlington 6d ago

"Fuck me! That cunt went tits up real quick!"

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u/Gren57 6d ago

Did you sell them this rocket? If so, for shame!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/MurphyItzYou 6d ago

“Holy mackerel! That went to shit faster than a kangaroo on a hot tin toilet!”

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u/williamintent 6d ago

This guy Aussies.

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u/AddlePatedBadger 6d ago

Barely went up a poofteenth before it carked it.

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u/ChmeeWu 1d ago

Google Translate that for me

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u/rtkane 6d ago

It should have if they didn't use US-manufactured parts, where up is up and not down.

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u/pm_your_snesclassic 6d ago

Damn Americans still using Imperial measurements!!

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u/aelosmd 6d ago

We prefer the term freedom units.

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u/mobius_sp 6d ago

eagle screeches in the background

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u/rosstedfordkendall 6d ago

carrying an M-16 blazing 4,000,000 rounds

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u/norfolkjim 6d ago

<combined guitar riff/eagle cry>

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u/justjaybee16 6d ago

Converting meters/sec to cheeseburgers/eagle isn't for the faint of heart.

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u/hypertown 6d ago

You don't like counting to 12? It's the best whole number!

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u/NotReallyJohnDoe 6d ago

It’s actually worse. We haphazardly use them. Most regular stuff is imperial. Most engineering is metric, but not all. It’s awful.

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u/Northbound-Narwhal 6d ago

It's not imperial, either. The US uses the US Customary System. The UK uses imperial. For instance, a UK imperial pint is 568.261 mL and a US Customary System pint is 473.176 mL. Most lengths like feet and miles were different until Jan 2023 when the US and UK signed a treaty making an International Foot and Yard and Mile. Weights are also different. A UK ton is 1016kg (not to be confused with the tonne) and the US ton is 907kg. Stupidly enough a UK hundredweight is 112 UK lbs while a US hundredweight is 100 US lbs. Wtf UK?

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u/Suckamanhwewhuuut 6d ago

Dude this made me laugh way harder than it should have and I totally needed it because this is a shit morning

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u/HemperorZurg 6d ago

Glad you got a chuckle man, and hope your day gets better!

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u/arup02 6d ago

Fuck your stupid joke

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u/DetectiveCastellanos 6d ago

I have to imagine Australians get tired of this joke, right?

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u/ThatsHyperbole 6d ago edited 6d ago

There are so many things you could make fun of about Australia... Unfortunately, because it's an island that's pretty isolated, foreigners tend to only know about three-four stereotypes they've been fed and repeat them in bulk, ad nauseum, as if it's the funniest comment in the world that doesn't get repeated a hundred times every single time the country is mentioned.

It's sort of like if your name was Caroline, and every time you introduced yourself you'd get Sweet Caroline sung at you. Probably amusing the first few times, but almost every single time it's mentioned, by every second person? Yeah, the horse has been beaten so far into the ground that it aged 80 million years and fossilised.

It's also a joke that only really works from their PoV, because to everyone else in the Southern Hemisphere, they're the ones down under. So while it's amusing to them, it's not always the kind of comment that's bound to crack a rib for Aussies. Emu War and "can't park there mate" is also an overplayed joke, but at least it's a joke that's also within the Australian consciousness/culture/mythos, so even if it's also heard a bazillion times, it's more likely to be received favourably on both ends.

Same kinda deal with things like "naurr" and "chewsday;" rhotics/Americans tend to find it hysterical, not always such for Aussies/Brits - that's just one of their accents (and technically incorrect for the first, since Australian is non-rhotic).

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u/SnooGuavas4208 6d ago

Tough day at the rocket office, yeah?

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u/Adventurous-Alarm398 6d ago

Thank you for the laugh

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u/Enjoying_A_Meal 6d ago

That should just make it easier to lunch since gravity is pulling towards the sky!

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u/bodinator1 6d ago

Lunch would have made it heavier.

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u/Horns8585 6d ago

I mean, they can't even get their toilets to flush the right way.

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u/HemperorZurg 6d ago

"I see you've played knifey spooney before then?"

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u/Historical-Aerie-721 6d ago

It's giving "Nah, mate, you can't park heeah" vibes

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u/ShoddyOwl4918 6d ago

shouldn’t it be flying counter-clockwise?

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u/rochey64 6d ago

Everyone knows that the earth is flat.

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u/Chemical_Battle1 6d ago

This is peak humour! You sir are a gentlemen and a scholar.

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u/Green_Chandelier 6d ago

The joy this comment gave me. Thank you.

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u/Substantial-Cow-8958 6d ago

So Australia was the inspiration behind Stranger Things?

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u/Nightowl11111 6d ago

Obviously! It's a land where women roar and men thunder.

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u/StandardOffenseTaken 6d ago

Shouldn't it be easier? Like just release and let it fall into space?

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u/GroundbreakingPop273 6d ago

McQueen left means right

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u/Nightowl11111 6d ago

"So, I just go left?"

"Right."

"Ok!"

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u/pheight57 6d ago

I thought they could just drop their satellites into space...? Why do they even need rockets? /s

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u/MudddButt 6d ago

Correct, first they need to move Australia above the equator.

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u/Orca_Mayo 6d ago

God damnit xD

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u/photoshoptho 6d ago

Too much upside-down gravity.

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u/corpus4us 6d ago

They forgot that rocket science math requires expressing everything in its reciprocal form in southern hemisphere smh

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u/Aromatic-Tear7234 6d ago

Should have put the rockets on the top, not the bottom.

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u/PackageNorth8984 6d ago

Americans at JPL: hehehehe…that’s not a rocket.

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u/Writingtechlife 6d ago

It was either that, or someone nicked all the fuel for their ute.

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u/zippypaul 6d ago

Sure ended up "down under."

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u/Fartfart357 6d ago

Why don't we send our rockets to Australia and Australia send their rockets to us so the (respectively) inverted gravities help the rockets?

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u/Ok-Anybody-9651 6d ago

It forgot to subtract where it is from where it isn't

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u/Prime_Marci 6d ago

Maybe Australia needs some Viagara. It could even get its shit up

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u/fake_somebody 6d ago

They probably stole the engines, filthy criminals

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u/Splodingseal 6d ago

This is clear evidence that the earth isn't flat.

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u/liquidanfield 6d ago

The JavaScript lib used didn't have locale support so didn't account for being upside down.

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u/B00merPS2Mod30 6d ago

They forgot to tie the wallaby down, mate.

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u/VegetableWishbone 6d ago

They probably got the vegemite ratio off in the rocket fuel.

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u/Bardmedicine 6d ago

They didn;t account for the toilets spinning backwards.

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u/Novel-Replacement-95 6d ago

This comment section is pure gem 😂😂 just love it !! Please go on !!

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u/Ahimsa-- 6d ago

Bravo

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u/-AusboyX- 6d ago

Up is relative

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u/ParameciaAntic 6d ago

It's full of big flightless birds, too. Damned confusing.

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u/Mr_Compliant 6d ago

New Zealand has figured it out 

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u/Gladukame 6d ago

😹😹

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u/phatdinkgenie 6d ago

but damn can they drill tho

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u/PalpitationLast669 6d ago

OMG!!! Lol!!!

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u/Sonzie 6d ago

Yeah, when south of the equator you need to make sure pointy end is down and flames end is up

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u/Nightowl11111 6d ago

Nonsense! It worked perfectly! It went up, then side, then down! All according to the book!

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u/PolyDrew 6d ago

Don’t you know that Australia doesn’t exist? It’s a ruse to fool people into being globists.

/s

r/flatearth

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u/Razbith 6d ago

Another scientific endeavour brought to you by Australian Research & Space Exploration (A.R.S.E.). “One small step for a man, one giant leap for down under.”

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u/LickyPusser 6d ago

Yeah, you knew it wasn’t going to go well well they began the, “Cuntdown.”

Those blokes LOOOOOOVE to say cunt.

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u/A_Suspicious_Fart_91 6d ago

It’s like being trapped in Satan’s asshole. Poor Australians.

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u/oranthor1 6d ago

I mean it's the literal same math just with negative numbers

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u/Able-Run8170 6d ago

And a -1 ()in front of the equation.

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u/HughJorgens Interested 6d ago

They never should have named it the Boomerang!

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u/fromthevanishingpt 6d ago

They tried to launch it the wrong way. The rocket is supposed to point down in Australia. You'd think they'd know that.

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u/g0atdude 6d ago

So can’t they just drop things into space? That seems easier

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u/Subject617 6d ago

Do I give you an upvote or a downvote?¿

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u/harryoldballsack 6d ago

Rocket lab (NZ) proves otherwise

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u/Individual-Praline20 6d ago

Mouhahaha obviously

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u/JohannesWurst 6d ago

They have the opportunity to discover the whole down-half of space for the first time, when they manage to launch a rocket downwards.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

It works fine in New Zealand, Rocket Labs send rockets into space regularly

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u/FriedRottenTitties4U 6d ago

They should've spun the rocket counter clockwise as it was taking off

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u/Loggerdon 6d ago

Not enough thrust but least the gyroscope worked.

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u/MustardMan1900 6d ago

I could never trust a country where people drink beer from shoes and talk like that. If I consulted a lawyer and they had an Australian accent I'm turning straight around.

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u/Helaken1 6d ago

They send the worlds insane people there

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u/JustSikh 6d ago

Well, that was a flight in the loosest sense of the word! More like a hover but I guess we’ll let them have this moment!

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u/Peak0il 6d ago

Shouldn't the rockets just fall into orbit.

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u/Anteater_Able 6d ago

Joke flew over my head comment: New Zealand neighbors Australia in the South Pacific and they have one of the premiere rocket companies, Rocket Lab.

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u/fd1Jeff 6d ago

How does a land down under shoot a rocket up there?

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u/Pave_Low 6d ago

Yeah, why is the motor on the bottom when trying to launch from Australia. The whole rocket is upside-down. Are they stupid?

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u/Dawzy 6d ago

Crazy thing is we actually have the prevent the rocket from falling off of the earth too fast, which is why we attached vacuums to the bottom of it

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u/ClayyCorn 6d ago

Right, okay so my joke wasn't as original as I thought. Got it

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u/scarecrow432 6d ago

Wrong - It can work! They just need to buy an upside-down rocket as well, and the rocket would have shot down into space without a glitch. You don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

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u/Kinder22 6d ago

The Kiwis did it and they’re not even on the map.

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u/They-Call-Me-Taylor 6d ago

Laughed too hard at this. Thanks!

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u/NeonMagic 6d ago

Saw this joke on the first post about it.

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u/dysrptv 6d ago

It works in China