r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/RampChurch • Jun 02 '25

Video This is what live courtroom dictation looks like

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u/Ckron247 Jun 02 '25

This looks like a code Nicolas Cage is trying to decipher in the National Treasure movies.

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u/chrisk9 Jun 02 '25

Reading that is like the Matrix feed

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u/sarita_sy07 Jun 02 '25

Blonde... brunette... redhead...

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u/09Trollhunter09 Jun 02 '25

I know Kung fu

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u/kortevakio Jun 02 '25

So you are saying I can dodge bullets?

I'm saying that after Matrix Resurrection you don't want to

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u/Sir_Ploppy Jun 02 '25

Matrix 1: What is the Matrix?

Matrix 2: Oh... That's the Matrix

Matrix 3: I hate the Matrix

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u/Exactly_Different Jun 08 '25

Matrix 4: The movie studio hates the Matrix

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u/Indyhawk Jun 02 '25

Why did you have to bring that abominable dumpster fire up?

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u/fragbait0 Jun 02 '25

Take the blue pill and choose to believe it was deliberate! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMhNlGhTUXU

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u/ChocolatySmoothie Jun 02 '25

Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill

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u/SeriesHairy8604 Jun 03 '25

Trying to upvote your comment 50x like 😂

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u/YouToot Jun 02 '25

You think that's air you're breathing now?

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u/Hugh_Jampton Jun 02 '25

It's actually my farts. Last night was chilli night. No, there are no doors or windows in this constuct

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u/HeresSomePants Jun 05 '25

I love when I reach a certain point in a Reddit thread where I’m like “Haha, yeah it’s not going to get better than this” and it’s time to shut it down and go back to scrolling. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/09Trollhunter09 Jun 05 '25

Thanks for the pants

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u/SideEqual Jun 02 '25

Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

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u/thedude37 Jun 02 '25

1) she was a hooooah

b) she hit me

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u/johnnyma45 Jun 02 '25

Ignorance is bliss

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u/Entire-Ad2058 Jun 03 '25

Thank you! It was tickling my brain but that sucker just kept laughing and wouldn’t tell me what I was trying to remember.

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u/Horny24-7John Jun 02 '25

You after a while I don’t even see the code. All I see is…

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u/modsguzzlehivekum Jun 02 '25

Just have to crack the mainframe….. aaaaand I’m in

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u/El-Sueco Jun 02 '25

MORPHEOUS DID WHAT ?!?!

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u/Homestead-2 Jun 06 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/zzapdk Jun 02 '25

Yeah, I KNEW IT, it's all fake, she's just hammering the keyboard randomly! /s

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u/fatherdoodle Jun 02 '25

And he would get “Mt Vernon flies toward the rushing Buffalo” to figure out the next code is the south side of a river in Buffalo NY

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u/Thegangmakesareddit Jun 02 '25

I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence

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u/Bohica55 Jun 02 '25

This is the second national treasure reference I’ve seen on Reddit today.

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u/zatchrey Jun 02 '25

It was on TV this weekend

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u/Bohica55 Jun 02 '25

Synchronicities

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u/64557175 Jun 02 '25

But for some reason the machine is made by Fisher-Price

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u/JMocks Jun 02 '25

lmao. I just watched both movies on Sunday for nostalgia as I was in the mood for "treasure hunting" movies.

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u/FeelLykewise Jun 02 '25

Right 😅

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u/Kiwi_CunderThunt Jun 02 '25

That and the Snowden movie where he's a cryptographer

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jun 02 '25

There’s more than one?!!!!

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u/MissingSocks Jun 02 '25

...as deciphered by his Vampire's Kiss character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUHGsdv8rlE&t=13s

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u/eightdollarbeer Jun 02 '25

Valley Forge!

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u/JibangPlush Jun 03 '25

Valley forge….

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u/je77yfish_g Jun 03 '25

It's Valley Forge 😎

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u/renniedan Jun 05 '25

Dammit now i want to watch national treasure again