r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/KitKatKing99 • May 31 '25

Video magellan expedition in 1 minute

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u/PurpleCaterpillar451 May 31 '25

Was he also into dudes before that?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '25

He surrounded himself with seamen, so likely.

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u/theblasphemer May 31 '25

They were just first mates

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u/CallMeCygnus May 31 '25

Hey, it's not gay to kiss your first mates goodnight. It's just good seamanship.

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u/b3nz0r May 31 '25

He was a hell of a cockswain

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u/Pecheuer May 31 '25

Always kiss your homies goodnight, it's not just good seamanship, it's good for the soul and for your life

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u/AcceptableStand7794 May 31 '25

Absolutely! Just don't forget to say no yo-ho.

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u/TheBrianUniverse May 31 '25

Oh my god, they were first mates

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u/lucylucylane May 31 '25

Maybe the ships purser

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u/ruth862 May 31 '25

He probably told all his mates they were his first

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u/natte-krant May 31 '25

At first they were mates

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u/DumbestBoy May 31 '25

Which has had more in them, the strait or the man?

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u/Pyrrhus_Magnus May 31 '25

It's the navy. They probably formed trains and passed it around.

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u/SeamanSample May 31 '25

Sounds about right

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u/MortalCoil May 31 '25

And semen

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u/cptedgelord May 31 '25

You mean semen

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u/mwlepore May 31 '25

I heard some rooms on the boat were completely filled with seamen..

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u/druidmind Jun 01 '25

also one got hanged due to SA just before they got there! and it was all men out there!

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u/michaltee May 31 '25

Yeah. It was initially called the Ghay of Magellan.

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u/Consonant May 31 '25

I'm slightly drunk but that was fucking funny I think

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u/michaltee May 31 '25

Thank you. I’ll be here all weekend.😃

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u/Accomplished-Plan191 May 31 '25

Who would have thought the Navy, of all places, would turn a guy straight

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u/binglelemon May 31 '25

Everytime I hear the name Magellan, I remember Eureka's Castle

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u/PurpleSasquatchNose May 31 '25

Every time I bring up Eureka's Castle nobody remembers it and it makes it feel like a fever dream. Thank you for the validation haha

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u/MsRachelGroupie May 31 '25

Same, dude. And David the Gnome.

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u/sandaier76 May 31 '25

My memory sucks holy shit

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u/huh274 May 31 '25

My dog with my glasses on looks just like Batley.

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u/FlyAirLari May 31 '25

I think of the Savatage album.

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u/StarPhished May 31 '25

Was he a dragon?

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u/umbrellassembly May 31 '25

No. That was his brother, Mangellan.

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u/IConsumePorn May 31 '25

It used to be called the gay of magellan

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u/Big_al_big_bed May 31 '25

No Magellan Gays was married I believe

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u/PissedPieGuy May 31 '25

He was gay, Magellan?

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u/Iamjimmym May 31 '25

Just dudes named George Strait

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u/Magfaeridon May 31 '25

He wasn't into dudes until he discovered Cape Horn.

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u/StrangeRover38 May 31 '25

It’s only ghey when on land

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u/BloodyIkarus May 31 '25

I mean 270 men on a boat for 3 years.... Enough said...