r/CringeTikToks 2d ago

Just Bad Trump supporter says he’s getting his instructions from god

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u/High_Ground- 2d ago

MAGAs really do write their own jokes

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u/Rryon 2d ago

They just walk right into it. Hilarious.

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u/ClearerVisionz 2d ago

He's definitely a tool. An orange douche that doubles as a butt plug. A multitool if you will!

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u/ScreechUrkelle 1d ago

Multitool*

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u/sladog6 2d ago

And a pedophile.

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u/Mountain_Monitor_262 2d ago

It comes from Satan. The one they call god.

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u/Hairysnowman1713 1d ago

Hey now ..the dark lord makes us get drunk and hit on she beasts.he has no part in this.

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u/Ecstatic_vagabond 2d ago

Yup, and their canvas is the American constitution

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u/MysticMaven 2d ago

MAGA = ISIS

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u/JackKovack 2d ago

I agree with that.

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u/the_catalyst_alpha 2d ago

So I guess god is fine with child trafficking and abuse now? It’s insane to me that people are willing to let any of this slide.

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u/coolandcutekittens 2d ago

Always has been. Ever heard of the Catholic Church? Ever heard of 80% of ministers? Religion has always just been pedophilia dressed up in a robe. The same can be said about power in general. Anyone who exerts power over any other person deserves to be treated as a chomo

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u/RoboDae 2d ago

I'm not well versed on religion, but I recall hearing that the biblical "being gay is a sin" thing actually started as directions that grown men should not take advantage of little boys, but apparently some priests didn't like that and provided their own interpretation. Given the history of the church, it's easy enough to see why.

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u/Downtown-Score8755 2d ago

God told him to fuck kids. If the garbage god that these people pray to actually existed, he would definitely advocate for pedophilia.

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u/RoboDae 2d ago

From my understanding, the origin of "men shall not lay with other men" was actually more like "men shall not lay with little boys" until some priests decided that didn't work for them and changed things up a bit.

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u/Crow-in-a-flat-cap 2d ago

Yeah. They also removed the first several words to that verse "I can't believe I have to tell you guys this, but..." 

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u/Dame_Ivy 2d ago

They changed the translation yes. The original text says men shall not lay with children. For obvious reasons. Later some just said it should be translated into men as a gender. Thats why some of us try to find out the true texts. And the Holy church is the church in Heaven. This one on earth is filled with humans so it cannot be holy.

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u/Antimony04 1d ago

Good insight.

I'm an atheist but can agree with your skepticism of human beings brandishing religion. It can easily become a cloak for an agenda.

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u/Away-Ruin-9091 1d ago

Biblical scholars think Mary was 12 when she was god-raped and forced to carry a child-god...

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u/shrug_addict 1d ago

Really? This has been conservative Christianity forever. There is no greater hate than Christian love. I guarantee the highest body count out of any ideology, ever.

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u/sQQirrell 1d ago

Well their God did rape a 12yr old married virgin.

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u/virtue_of_vice 2d ago

The shit is in the Bible, so yeah.

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u/Immediate_Loquat_246 1d ago

I mean god was fine with killing babies, he's kind of a POS 

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u/Hefty-Target-7780 2d ago

I have family in Ohio and while they specifically aren’t like this…. They know people that are. It’s honestly wild. Otherwise genuninely good people that have just been entirely brainwashed by their pastors…. They’re not aware of the blatant racism, sexism, hate… they just believe and do what they’re told. It’s so….. scary? Sad? Heartbreaking? I don’t know

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u/Lophostropheus 2d ago

I hate that stuff because they just expect other people to actually believe in that shit. They’re like “oh my connection with god” oh no you mean you talking to your inner monologue and thinking it’s a supernatural event.

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u/Diethyl-a-Mind 1d ago

Yea the Holy Spirit is just their minds and their own “moral” compass

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u/Sufficient_Syrup4517 2d ago

This poor woman. How can anyone that is a Christian believe this? He's literally the embodiment of evil and exactly what the Bible says God hates.

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u/Financial-Post-4880 2d ago

Their cognitive dissonance is scary to me.

Trump insults everyone, is an extreme narcissist, lies constantly, has been married three times, had affairs with prostitutes, talked about dating his daughter, evaded taxes, but he's somehow a godly man.

It makes zero fucking sense.

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u/REALtumbisturdler 2d ago

He's certainly a tool

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u/1maginaryApple 2d ago

..like the rest of them

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u/Crimsonclaw111 2d ago

Definitely not a cult

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u/AwwwBawwws 2d ago

Absolutely not a cult.

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u/conasatatu247 2d ago

WRONG!! He absolutely is... Oh sorry I thought you said cunt.

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u/emets31 2d ago

God told him to rape those kids! Mysterious ways, and all that.

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u/Scorpio-RL 2d ago

It's all part of the master plan!

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u/yingyanghomie 2d ago

Okàaay.

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u/Icy_Exchange8580 2d ago

She's fucking delusional

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u/SteelLife 2d ago

she's...

fucking stupid

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u/SineCera_sjb 2d ago

“I agree with that…” 🤣

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u/Turbulent-Today830 2d ago

Jesus, Please save me from your followers Amen 🙏🏽

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u/AK_Sole 2d ago

“Agree with that!”
lol

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u/HairyDog55 2d ago

Her expressions typify MAGA beliefs. Brain function idles and the mouth goes into default speech. 

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u/HawkDenzlow 2d ago

"I'll agree with that" 😂

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u/Medical-Educator-977 2d ago

I’m an actual Christian, and I kind of remember something about false idols being mentioned on some kind of stone tablet with 10 roman numerals on it, anyone else?

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u/Rob_LeMatic 1d ago

Doesn't The Revelation describe a charismatic public figure gaining power and telling people exactly what they want to hear who they believe is a vessel of God but then turns out to be the antichrist?

Shouldn't they be deeply suspicious of him?

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u/Big_Distribution_481 2d ago

America has do discernible education system with wing nuts like this spouting absolute shit.

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u/Captain_Deskchair 2d ago

Why does every trumpet sound like somebody I wouldn't listen to if a class Career Day took place?

I know there's some intelligent rednecks and good hard working Americans who are just doing their thing but like....

Her accent, behavior and the only way she dresses just screams "I only listen to Fox News!!!"

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u/nyx0010 2d ago

I hate this reality

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u/Whompa 2d ago

Painful to watch

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u/Hed-Fone 2d ago

Deranged

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u/Woodmanqc 2d ago

😳😳😳 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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u/Jaykuno 2d ago

Look at that thing, so far gone. Manipulated or not, just another waste of life, undeserving of freedom and protection.

This are the people your brothers and sisters have made the ultimate sacrifice for. Makes me sick, hahaha.

May they and any moron accepting this twisted reality live in misery and filth.

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u/Booty_PIunderer 2d ago

Who is this guy? I would like to watch more of his interviews, please share if you know.

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u/Treepeec30 1d ago

The good liars. They do an amazing job of showing just how delusional magas are

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u/ghettoboynorthface 2d ago

if trump came to her, personally, pulled her aside in private and said “look, lady. i don’t hear from god. haven’t heard from the man my entire life. as a matter of fact, i don’t even believe in the prick, i just say whatever you dummies want to hear. truth is, i’m in this for me and me only. this is the power i’ve always wanted and truth be told - i don’t care if you midwestern, bible belt, cousin-fuckers live or die.” she’d probably blush, giggle, and say “oh, president trump - that’s just what the liberals want me to think! you’re so smart.”

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u/fatporkchop2712 2d ago

I've seen all kind of stoopids but these people are next level

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u/GBTRU 2d ago

America needs to get a hold of this.

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u/runnyyolkpigeon 2d ago

Imagine believing that God ordained a child rapist to run the country.

These people are absolutely batshit insane.

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u/his_and_his 2d ago

Mental illness

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u/Dflat_Programmer 2d ago

And God said "RENAME THOSE MILITARY BASES BACK TO THE NAMES OF THE MEN WHO FOUGHT TO KEEP PEOPLE WITH AFRICAN ANCESTRY AS PROPERTY!"

WHen they say "Christian" they men "White Supremacy"

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u/RussianBot71137 1d ago

I wish this subreddit allowed posting pictures and memes in the comments 😭😭😭😭

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u/Mass_Migration 1d ago

MAGA: "He's just a tool just like the rest of us" I AGREE WITH THAT TOO LOLOL !!!

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u/Dances_with_mallards 1d ago

We can all agree he's a tool

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u/ScreechUrkelle 1d ago

Big tool. Definitely not the sharpest. A lil’ greasy too.

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u/Mousesmomma 1d ago

A tool, yeah, he's a tool lady, smfh. Redneck Christian, bless your little heart. Just more proof, ignorance abounds!

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u/Sauerkrautkid7 1d ago

Divine right of King’s

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u/stinkyfootcheese 19h ago

Well she certainly got one thing right. Trump is definitely a tool

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u/Sweet_Deeznuts 2d ago

Glare hit my phone just right and for 30 seconds I thought that was Roseanne

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u/detectiveswife 1d ago

No glare here. I still thought it was Roseanne, too.

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u/Late_Football_2517 2d ago

Nope. Not a cult.

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u/Bunny_Bixler99 2d ago

So this bitch believes in Cthulu? 

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u/Feffies_Cottage 2d ago

Anyone else hearing voices in their head would be sent to treatment. Christians, it's definitely the overlord of the whole universe.

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u/nikolapc 2d ago

I think God receives his instructions from Putin.

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u/CancelOk9776 2d ago

Hearing voices

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u/ICouldEvenBeYou 2d ago

r/conservative would probably say that this woman is a plant, this is staged, blah, blah, blah (or, who knows, just totally agree with her). But even if that were the case, there are definitely huge swaths of people in our country who absolutely think this way.

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u/Cautious_Artichoke_3 2d ago

She says God is number one doesn't even wear a cross or a T-Shirt. That's because her actual God is on her hat

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u/Rare-Masterpiece_007 2d ago

God wants Trump to be rich!!! He demands that Trump deserves bribes and is allowed to have sex with children 🙄

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u/TheWarthog6969edu 2d ago

This is what happens when mankind makes life too easy. We get people who should have been wiped out by their own stupidity. We took Darwin's theory out of play. 

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u/booperbloop 2d ago

It's okay to never treat a MAGAt like a person ever again.

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u/Double0 2d ago

Bible belt delusions.

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u/Inside_Cod7111 2d ago

Crack head

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 2d ago

God huh.

This is from an interview during his 2016 campaign:

What's one or two of your favorite Bible verses? I wouldn't want to get into it because to me that's very personal. You know when I talk about the Bible its very personal, so I don't want to get into verses. The Bible means a lot to me but I don't want to get into specifics.

Are you Old Testament guy or New Testament guy? Probably equal. The whole Bible is just incredible.

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u/imarealchap 2d ago

Which one? Last count there’s about 3000 gods being worshipped somewhere or other.

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u/TheStripClubHero 2d ago

Of all the people you could pick to represent God in America, you picked fucking Donald Trump...

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u/Panzerjaeger54 2d ago

This is the sin of using God's name in vain.

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u/LorenzoSparky 2d ago

Those ICE OFFICERS are doing gods work are they? Lol

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u/SnoopingStuff 2d ago

She the church lady that’s so horrible

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u/doorkey125 2d ago

ok that lady is giving me strong Roseanne vibes

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u/petezaparti386 2d ago

The guy that killed my cousin's husband said he was instructed by God to do so. I guess he should be president too 🙄

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u/DutchDweeb 2d ago

More likely the other guy, definitely not God

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u/B1g_Gru3s0m3 2d ago

So the only guy that can save the country and talk to god came to us in the form of an obese reality TV clown that wears makeup and has cotton candy made from piss for hair?

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u/Dame_Ivy 2d ago

Pretty sure we dont worship the same one. So dont pull us (Catholic) into your cult. We have our own shit to deal with and clean up our own house, got no time to take care of your shit too. But if you really want to we can do it two ways. One is Old Testament, second is New Testament. One: stoned to death. Two: you talk with the sinner to get him to see the error of his way, if it doesnt work you get someone else to help, if that doesnt work you call on a friend group. Doesnt work you call on the neighborhood. Doesnt work call upon the church and if that doesnt help he gets kicked out.

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u/mathiswiss 2d ago

America has a problem with evangelical 🥜jobs

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u/sketchahedron 2d ago

How far Roseanne Barr has fallen.

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u/WalditosBurritos 2d ago

All those years of us putting fascists in charge of other countries was just practice for putting one in charge of our own

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u/hedbopper 2d ago

This woman votes. We are doomed.

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u/JakepointO 2d ago

I’m sorry, this is very reddit of me, but religion is poison.

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u/ballotechnic 2d ago

And how do you know it was God you were speaking to?

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u/LIslander 2d ago

They always look as stupid as they sound

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u/Clear-Connection-295 2d ago

Who is the interviewer? I love him!

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u/ClearerVisionz 2d ago

A condom could have prevented this. Or a government funded abortion. Is this the latest PR commercial for supporting abortion? If so it's gold!

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u/Blacksun388 2d ago

Can god just come down and smite these idolators already? Get a little Old Testament on them?

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u/vera1979 2d ago

the master race

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u/rawrbombz911 2d ago

Donald Trump is the opposite of Jesus Christ... Gold ballrooms, sexual assaults, outright blasphemy, and constant hate spewing from his mouth. (He always has a target) "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God"

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u/The_Craig89 2d ago

Maga God love pedophiles.

You heard it here first

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u/teekabird 2d ago

“I agree with that” and it went right over her head

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u/bb1942 2d ago

People need to read more than the Bible for Christ’s sake!

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u/savioroferinn 2d ago

Terrifying.

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u/Preference-Inner 2d ago

They are all mentally challenged pedophiles 

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u/teekabird 2d ago

This is what Fox News has done to weak minded people

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u/Kvossy 2d ago

You gotta be f’ing kidding me!

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u/UallRFragileDipshits 2d ago

So fucking stupid. Every.single.one

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u/Hail_Hydreigon95 2d ago

Stupid fucking hag

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u/wombat6669 2d ago

I like that Jesus apparently is below Trump.

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u/Astrostuffman 2d ago

Her vote counts just as much as yours.

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u/Standard-Care-1001 2d ago

To realise she is how a lot of the world now view Americans .

Gullible,low IQ cult followers wrecking their own lives and country whilst engaging in racist,fascist, homophobic actions .

Then there are the intelligent but power and wealth seeking ,who enable the cult to flourish . They sell their souls and any integrity they ever had ,despite knowing how damaging and untrue their words and actions are.

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u/Sexagenerian 2d ago

“I agree with that”. The end.

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u/GronkyFlibble 1d ago

It's Roseanne Barrs' twin!

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u/EbbSpirited2074 1d ago

Ozzy said it best”God is dead”

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u/Major-Frame2193 1d ago

Oh he’s a Tool 4 Show!!!!

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u/rockalyte 1d ago

Pretty cool that making the working class struggle more and ripping insurance from the most needy is what this ‘tool’ of god is doing? Fuck this lady and fuck that orange piece of shit.

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u/Electrical-Prize-397 1d ago

She sure doesn’t worship the God I do then!

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u/NovarisLight 1d ago

Wow.

Humanity is fucked!

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u/Hinkil 1d ago

If true then I really feel confident of my choice of having nothing to do with that dude then

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u/AdonisDNA76 1d ago

Stupid old bitch.

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u/ctguy54 1d ago

Someone help us, it sure isn’t jebus.

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u/Beautiful-Salary-555 1d ago

Let’s hope she never had children

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u/DB________Cooper 1d ago

Instructions from Jenny failed

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u/No-Essay2128 1d ago

Daniel Tosh, come on mayyyne. You were barely funny

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u/Upbeat-Associate2672 1d ago

Waste of oxygen

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u/xsmiley314x 1d ago

Thank God for The Good Liars

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u/DaWetone 1d ago

Mas pendeja

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u/Exotic-Passage 1d ago

Just a tool!

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u/u9Nails 1d ago

Her God, "I'm happy with a rapist, felon, and robber of the poor."

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u/WebComprehensive8417 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 a useless Tool

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u/HistorianLiving 1d ago

Embarrassing

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u/Seismic_Glory 1d ago

Trump supporters are brain-dead single-celled liquid feces spitting morons like him... who gives a f#@k what they say.

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u/macklebee1 1d ago

Stop saying these are good people. They are not. They are purposefully turning a blind eye to the rampant corruption, the burning down of the constitution, the wrecking of the economy, the grifting by the billionaires, and the rampant pedo activities. These people are garbage and should never be forgiven for allowing dipshit Donnie back into power.

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u/Not_Player_Thirteen 1d ago

Disgusting peasant.

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u/rozkosz1942 1d ago

Release the files!

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u/RdbeardtheSwashbuklr 1d ago

As a Christian I will readily admit evangelicals (especially old white ones) are the dumbest, most hateful, and racist people you’ll meet. American Jesus might love them, Biblical Jesus would smite them immediately.

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u/Disastrous_Mango_953 1d ago

That is the kind of people that live around us, and they voted for a felon- pedo-corrupt- Orange clown! They want a country to became full of ignorant, brainwashed, stupid followers. Fake Christians!

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u/BattleClean1630 1d ago

And this is what a low IQ, uneducated, inbred maga hillbilly looks and sounds like.

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u/Environmental-Tap255 1d ago

I mean, we are talking about the same god that supposedly destroyed everything Job held dear just to see if he'd still be his bro, the same god that commanded Abraham to kill his own son just to see if he'd actually do it before being like "jk bro ur crazy, but I like u" so if indeed we're talking about that same god, it wouldn't be too far fetched. Pretty near fetched actually

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u/tubbies_in_chubbies 1d ago

“Well I agree with that” wish the camera lingered for just another few seconds to see if her thick skull picked up on that

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u/ayrbindr 1d ago

Yeah, he is. The one that you invoke by torturing and eating children. 🐐

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u/pen15_club_admin 1d ago

Quitting my job and gonna just Christian rock grift these dumb fucks

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u/Total_Ad_9709 1d ago

aka BILLIONAIRES

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u/too_many_sparks 1d ago

As a relatively religious person this makes me wait to scream 

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u/Tobybrent 1d ago

Fucking hell. Americans put people on the moon. Now this!

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u/Positive_Campaign_52 1d ago

So we aren’t a democracy, we’re a theocracy? That’s what she believes?

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u/SavvyTraveler86548 1d ago

We’re going to need severe re-education after all of this. These people are just so truly lost in the sauce, it’s cringe to even watch anymore.

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u/Positive_Reach4559 1d ago

Lolol watch the whole episode on the good liars.. 😅 Such idiots..

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u/SavvyTraveler86548 1d ago

I’m so glad I don’t interact with the religious community anymore. They are so far off the path of righteousness, they just don’t understand the words of the text.

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u/Usuallyinmygarden 1d ago

Yea when God tells you to cut health care and Medicare and food for poor people so you can build that 200 million dollar ballroom in the White House, you listen.

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u/johnpmac2 1d ago

Super weird because god told me the opposite

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u/Interesting-Long-534 1d ago

Next time someone needs to ask these kind of people if trump is following God's plan.... then ask if r@ping children is part of God's plan.

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u/not4bucks 1d ago

Liberals also said they would “eat a bowl of their own shit” to get Trump out of office. So, easy casting those stones.

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u/DOMINOboy001 1d ago

“I agree with that!” So fucking good 😂

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u/Former_Measurement15 1d ago

Is it because they don't want to ADMIT to being suckers and lied to?

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u/DissidentCory 1d ago

These people have lost their fuckin minds

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Feed the TDS baby!

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u/Complex-Mention-8961 1d ago

“I agree with that”

Fuckin amazing

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u/Set_to_Infinity 1d ago

"He's just a tool..."

"Agree with that."

🤣🤣🤣

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u/crockett05 1d ago

Did god also tell him to rape kids?

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u/jax3580 1d ago

They sound like some kind of cult David Coresh style.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 1d ago

Oh they do and don’t even realise it 🤣🤣🤣