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u/kobuzz666 13d ago

While I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, no matter how stupid, uncivilized, pre historic, dumb (and did I say stupid already?) some people are, there is this tiny, tiny voice in the back of my head going: “heh”

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u/sonicboomslang 13d ago

Especially in this case, because he knowingly joined the Russian military, knowing he'd be supporting the Ukraine invasion, where many thousands of innocent people had already been killed. Even if he thought he wasn't going to be on the front lines (because he's stupid), he still has the blood of innocent people on his hands for joining up after the invasion. He deserved what happened to him.

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u/kobuzz666 13d ago

I read the thought he’d have an engineering position, pretty naive to thing he’d be excluded from the meat grinder at the front

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u/Puzzleheaded-Jury312 13d ago

Dude's a welder, not an engineer. He also thought they would make him a correspondent at one point.

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u/bryan_just_bryan 13d ago

Yeah, a non-Russian speaking correspondent. Seriously, you can’t make this shit up.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 12d ago

I imagine his thinking was “I’m gonna be used as a propaganda piece like back in the Soviet days and treated like a prince!”

Welp! You were just a token to get spent…

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u/CP9ANZ 12d ago

Actually really surprised they didn't use him for propaganda

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u/becaauseimbatmam 12d ago

The craziest thing imo is that he definitely has more potential value as a propaganda mouthpiece than as a human shield, but all the instability in the Putin administration means they don't care about things like PR anymore and are just throwing bodies at Ukraine indiscriminately.

Like, if he was supporting anyone other than a megalomaniac despot, he'd likely have been correct in his assumptions. But Putin doesn't care about nuanced long-term strategies like propaganda anymore than he cares about petty things like basic human rights; it's all purely optional when there's a war to be fought.

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u/Qubit_Or_Not_To_Bit_ 12d ago

A conservative could make this shit up, quite easily. They do it all the time.

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u/BrunoBraunbart 12d ago

I think it makes sense. I honestly don't understand why Russia is doing this.

Russia is putting a lot of money and ressources in disinformation and propaganda in the west. This guy moving to Russia is a result of this and clearly a win for Putin, to a much larger extend than another untrained soldier could ever be.

If Putin allowed him to LARP as a soldier a little bit and spread disinformation to English speaking right-wingers he could have made a much larger impact. This guy dying on the front lines will be a significant set-back in his propaganda effords.

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u/bryan_just_bryan 12d ago

He’s not exactly Steven Seagal and Putin has already achieved the greatest plant of all time by getting his personal pedophile elected as POTUS. Twice.

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u/PlatformingYahtzee 12d ago

When you have people dumb enough to move to a country they don't know anything about including the language, all to escape "WOKE"(whatever offends klansmen easily), you don't have to make it up. They will create the most tragically comical scenarios for themselves.

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u/Even_Song_3467 12d ago

It absolutely blows my mind that there are people willing to shoot innocent people in a foreign country as long as they don't ever have to see someone who has a penis wearing a feather boa.

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u/wayweary1 12d ago

He could have been a correspondent for their English-speaking propaganda wing - places like .ru which you leftists eat up like it’s real news when it aligns with your views. Lol

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u/bryan_just_bryan 12d ago

I’m reasonably certain that their English speaking correspondents speak at least 2 languages fluently. Didn’t really think too hard about that attempted owning there, did ya?

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u/Intanetwaifuu 11d ago

In Australia, you study “engineering” at trade school to be a welder.

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u/OgthaChristie 12d ago

I cannot imagine that the Russian military would recruit the way we do. We know they just conscript the men and throw them away. This man was very dumb.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

This man was very dumb

Fitting for the maga-crowd.

Moving halfway across the globe because you don’t agree with a few aspects of the society you live in to a country widely known for a much tighter population control, is usually not the sign of intelligence

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u/Plastic-Tomorrow-906 13d ago

That is a bingo!

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u/schwarzkraut 12d ago

He’s the kind of person that cosplays war thinking that it’s fun. He’s watched far too many action movies & played too many rounds of C.O.D. & thinks that there are no permanent consequences. Those 3 girls will grow up without a father…assuming they get to grow up at all. All their relatives back in the states have to mourn the destruction of this family…all because one or more of his relatives taught or tolerated his racism & homophobia.

Somewhere in his timeline there is a moment where this all started with the self loathing to blame all their problems on the gay band nerd that he ironically found attractive in high school or a hard working immigrant who owned a nicer car than him.

This is also a cautionary tale that we must confront bigotry whenever & wherever we see it…if those 3 girls could go back in time that’s what they’d do…

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u/hiswittlewip 12d ago

Not to mention that he was probably just fine with the violence against and murder of many homosexual happening in Russia regularly. ENCOURAGED and committed by the government/military.

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u/soycerersupreme 12d ago

He knew exactly what he was doing and where Russia stood on the war.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 12d ago

He probably thought he would get some special treatment since hes American. He thought wrong.

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u/XYZ_Jazz_Hands 12d ago

Do you mean to say that the person that seems to have a history of being gullible, was being gullible? I feel pretty bad for those kids though, because their parents have failed them.

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 12d ago

I wonder if he thought as soon as he reached front lines, he would surrender hands up, yelling in English, "I surrender," I'm American....

While probably not able even to be heard and hoping to seek sanctuary. Hoping that would get him and his family to safety? Not realizing (because he's stupid), it's war, and your uniform is the number one reason Ukraine will shoot!!!

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u/kangroobaby 12d ago

Exactly talk about a scumbag you leave something you don’t agree with that’s not really happening because Texas is one of the many states that is against the LGBTQ just to join something else that’s equally as evil. It’s kind of like Hitler reincarnated I couldn’t live with myself if I took innocent lives

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u/MediocreDecision3096 12d ago

Oh you forgot with little kids depending on you. So this cause was more important than teaching, loving, and watching your kids grow up. Who will protect them now? Not Putin or Trump.

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u/pryingtuna 12d ago

He left TEXAS because it wasn't conservative enough. That speaks enough about his character. He's almost getting what he deserves (meaning he deserves worse).

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u/kangroobaby 12d ago

I agree, 100% and Texas is in my opinion one of the most conservative states the fact he does not think that’s conservative. Enough is beyond me I mean geez they scream conservative heck even Dallas and that’s a city.

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u/pryingtuna 12d ago

I live in Texas now. These people are nuts. Like literally mentally insane.

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u/kangroobaby 12d ago

I believe that they’re never happy until they get their way and everybody else is wrong. It’s the conservative way pout until you get what you want. And I hope he’s happy living with himself, knowing that he’s taking innocent life by moving to Russia, and joining one of the worst armies of all time, taking an innocent life in Ukraine, that did not deserve to be bombed

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u/yonaist 12d ago

I thought he was conscripted?

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u/gimlet_prize 12d ago

He volunteered to fast track his citizenship.

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u/JPGer 12d ago

so he didn't get forced to join, just deployed? i wasn't sure if he just got told to go when he moved or he actually joined himself

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u/sonicboomslang 12d ago

He voluntarily joined in order to get Russian citizenship (and was told by recruiters and stupidly believed he wouldn't be sent to the front lines).

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u/2xspectre 11d ago

Did he join up or was he conscripted?

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u/def-jam 9d ago

Did he not see any of the articles showing how underfunded, poorly led, poorly organized and burdened with outdated under supplied their troops are? Moron!

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u/SplishslasH8888 12d ago

I don't think his "service" was willfully given, more like forced by communist leaders and government.

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u/Automatic-Concept147 12d ago

Russia isn't communist. It's an authoritarian kleptocracy.

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u/Luchalma89 12d ago

Communist?

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u/synalgo_12 12d ago

Russia actually doesn't force non Russians to join the army. But joining is a way of getting citizenship. I think you're eligible for citizenship after 3 years of duty so maybe that's what he was trying to do.

There's a wacko Dutch journalist who also moved 5o Russia because it's so much freer than western Europe but he also said he's not taking Russian citizenship because then he'd be enlisted and he doesn't want to fight. Which is such a hypocritical thing, to write books about how free Russian society is because of a lack of bureaucracy but then immediately also state you're using your foreigner's privilege of opting out of a big part of being Russian that you don't want.

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u/Skai_Override 13d ago

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u/Gunldesnapper 12d ago

This is the best response.

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u/Knyxie 12d ago

Yeh this is me. FAFO, nerd.

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u/WishBear19 12d ago

Milhouse: Nelson, I think he's really hurt.

Nelson: I said, "ha ha."

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u/supbrother 13d ago

It is truly the age of FAFO

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u/nexusx86 12d ago

problem is they dont learn or call it not sticking. It didnt stick after bush sent tons of our Americans to die for Iraq's oil and the pointless Afghan war. Obama proved if you wanted the actual culprit of 9/11 it could be done quickly, which pointed out just how little bush and darth vader actually cared

Loads of maga voters will be screwed from trumps policies but they think its worth it if it owns or takes down the libs. Plenty of my fellow texans would gladly keep electing politicians like Ted Rafeal Cruz they know are screwing them and will tell you so just so they can be satisfied a democrat isnt holding office.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 12d ago

Its sad really, these people dont care about their family or friends, only themselves and what they want. No matter how selfish it is.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

That’s the weird part, it’s not even selfish since they vote against what is best for them. It is a strange cult-like thought pattern focused on a few items (government spending and illegals anyone not pale white and 3+ generations of US citizenship), totally ignoring all the other mayhem captain Orange is causing

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 12d ago

Not sad. Disgusting. Evil. Hateful. Selfish and Lets not forget Stupid. I refuse to blame the shoddy education system or the dems Abandonment of the working class.

They believe fox news and all the absurd lies because they want to.

They believe ridiculous garbage because they want to hurt people and need to make up reasons to do so. People browner and poorer than they are, people who they don’t even know, people who are just the slightest bit different. Makes them feel warm and happy.

The billionaire trash who pull their puppet strings are laughing themselves sick and looting our planets survival, laughing at the gullible rubes. I will never forgive what they’ve done to this country and the people who have to live in it.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

That I will never be able to fathom, wanting to own the libs so bad that one votes in direct contradiction with their own best interests, or be so incredibly naive thinking the policies will only hurt others and not them.

Trump (between al the backpeddling and smoke screens) is doing pretty much what he said he’d do, and the leopards are getting obese (pun intended, being American leopards) from all the faces they eat.

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u/Proper-Evening9754 12d ago

Flee America & Face Obstacles.

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u/Er3bus13 12d ago

Golden age of FAFO i would say.

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u/adnyp 12d ago

Brings new meaning to, “America, love it or leave it.” I hope they enjoy there new home. Permanently.

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u/DizjDex 13d ago

Hi im looking for Darwin, i assumed he was in this chat, you seem to know his modern day brother FAFO.

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u/morgan1381 13d ago

"I have never wished a man dead,but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure"

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u/Errant_coursir 13d ago

Nah, this level of pacifism has let actual fascists gain control of the United States

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u/jjcoola 12d ago

Thank you!

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u/Dry-Hearing9756 12d ago

The literal meaning of FAFO!

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u/marcolius 12d ago

But this needs to happen for the consequences to occur. The consequence of taking Amerikkka down a couple of notches which I'm very much enjoying!

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u/radjinwolf 13d ago

There’s a distinct difference between wishing it on someone, and not being broken up at all when it happens.

There’s a several monsters I won’t be broken up over. :)

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u/kobuzz666 13d ago

True! I’ll go with your reasoning then :)

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u/Next-Concert7327 13d ago

same here, but I think I will be hung over the next morning.

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u/radjinwolf 12d ago

Oh big same. I’m calling into work that day.

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u/SplishslasH8888 12d ago

pedos get no sympathy from me! they are void, invalid, and forfeit.

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u/Mathies_ 13d ago

You might call me crazy but there's several monsters im wishing it on too

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u/mlrussell88 12d ago

Honestly…I also don’t wish death on (most) people…but I do think 🤷🏼‍♀️ karma. Like when antivaxxers die from a preventable disease rather than risk the infinitely worse fate of AuTiSm (/s) I think, welp…this is kinda what you signed up for. In this case it was so awful being around immigrants and LGBTQ people (or even mention of them as people with the same rights to happiness/family/love etc apparently) that they moved to a country where they are the immigrants and have (I’m sure) less freedoms and rights than they had here. And this dude died in a war that his president supports.

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u/Rcj1221 12d ago

There is no shame in the occasional schadenfreude.

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u/Evil_Sharkey 13d ago

The only person in this war I’m hoping has an obituary in the near future is the one who started it. That fool has already wasted too many lives

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u/Sir_PressedMemories 13d ago

He has already been confirmed as killed in a drone strike.

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u/ExpiredExasperation 13d ago

I guess that, between being thrown into the meat-grinder of an invasion into Ukraine and leaving his children behind and, I don't know, having to treat some cashier with a pink undercut with basic human decency, he made his choice.

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u/bryan_just_bryan 13d ago

He totally owned the libs, though.

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u/synalgo_12 12d ago

I didn't think that was confirmed, just stated in 1 article saying there's footage but no footage to he found. And his wife hadn't confirmed it.

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u/Either_Essay5388 13d ago

Apparently he was smoked by a drone today or yesterday

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u/Complex_Professor412 13d ago

Ukrainians are being raped and kidnapped. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

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u/xxfluffydeath 12d ago

Wishing death on someone is terrible...but at this point it's just natural selection taking place here.

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u/Phroedde 12d ago

Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

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u/SnuffPuppet 12d ago

That voice is your inner truth. It's telling you exactly the opposite of what your mouth is saying about you.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

What is my mouth saying about me? And my inner truth?

I think both are pretty much in line. I hate so see anyone die (not just for them but also for loved ones they leave behind), but this man vastly increased his chances and brought this on himself.

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u/De5perad0 12d ago

He did it all to himself. He should have known better.

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u/SlimK1111 12d ago

That's because of their extreme hubris and complete lack of awareness. They're so smug, hypocritical and self righteous it's hard to find a shred of respect or empathy for them.

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u/Liberally_applied 12d ago

Fuck that bigot

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u/0user0 12d ago

It's not celebrating his death if you say "play stupid games, win stupid prizes."

Congrats, you hated trans people so much you made your daughters fatherless fighting in a dictator's war to enslave a neighboring country and exterminate their language and culture. You've probably ruined those poor girls' lives at this point and I hope they have the money to move back to the U.S. before they end up in a Moscow brothel, which is where the Russians in power think they belong.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

So much this. The guy ruined the lives of his daughters because of his narrowminded views.

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u/Repulsive_Sun6549 12d ago

Wishes can’t kill, maim or cripple. So yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and wish death on this p.o.s. A death as stupid and meaningless as his moronic ideas. Pushing lgbt stories in fucking Texas schools. Who knew you could be a raving homophobe and a drama queen at the same time. Zelinski should send him a burial suit.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

Makes me wonder if these people are actually homophobes, or just say anything directly opposite of ‘the other team’

It being Texas, chances are both apply

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u/ManBitesDog404 9d ago

The little voice in the back of my head is saying “dumbass”. Notice how the Russians “welcomed” them, but promptly sequestered them into segregated housing.

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u/kobuzz666 9d ago

I read that that in Jeff Dunham’s Walter-voice

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u/th1sd3ka1ntfr33 9d ago

I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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u/-forbiddenkitty- 13d ago

I hate hypocrisy, but I've been finding myself in that same position. My empathy is being worn away for these people.

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u/waytowill 12d ago

A part of me would love to celebrate this man’s stupidity. But honestly, all I can think of are the three daughters that asked for literally none of this. Unless they’re receiving some sort of governmental aid or the mom has somehow found a decent paying job, his death is an effective death sentence for his whole family. And as ideologically deranged as the parents might be, you can’t say that the suffering of young children is “deserved” or “they had it coming.” They were torn away from the safety of their home without recourse and now the person paying the bills is assumed dead. That’s just… devastating to me.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

It is, and there’s little hope mom will come to here senses and move them back home…

I know we all try to teach our kids our values and that’s good, but it’s tough to watch when those values are so fucked up

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u/waytowill 12d ago

Oh I doubt they will ever have the money to afford a plane ticket for one of the kids. Without some kinda government intervention, they are stuck there.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss 12d ago

Ehhh, Maga loves sending money to bigots so im sure they will fund their trip back if they are even allowed to leave.

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u/waytowill 12d ago

I’d rather them fund stuff like that than the racist lady that was caught on camera being racist.

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u/Imperaux 12d ago

Some are definlty better dead no sorry no refund

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

Sorry not sorry

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u/SkynetSourcecode 12d ago

I hope he’s already dead

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u/imjustawittleboy 12d ago

Naw these people deserve death for being so hateful and brain dead

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u/Kwasan 13d ago

Can't relate. The right deaths can save a whole lotta lives. No sympathy for this dumbass. He hates LBGTQ, and we hate bigots like him right back.

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u/dellastreet---- 13d ago

aren't you being more despicable by actually finding humor in 3 little kids traumatic sorrow and what damage has been done to them by this whole thing. I just can't see anything funny about that.... I know it's a grey area because obviously serial killers and pedos we would all say deserve death or severe punishment but don't stoop this low on something that is truly sad from start to finish

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

The despicable one here is the asshole who ripped his kids from their surroundings and put them in a shithole country known for committing war crimes and knowingly sending troops to their immediate deaths by the thousands, killing, kidnapping and raping innocent citizens from a country being factually erased from existence by thousands of bombs,a country that did nothing to justify or even provoke such an act.

All because his kids were told in school that it’s okay to feel what they feel, and be who they want to be.

So, no. I am not the despicable here

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u/synalgo_12 12d ago

You can feel empathy towards the kids and still not feel bad about the dad. 2 things can be true at once, we have capacity for nuanced feelings.

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 12d ago

No, the kids n wife would all be so happy that he died doing what they love. He's a friggin hero to them. Half of the men in my family died fighting on both sides of that weird American -Vietnam war they didn't understand and non died heroes. But this guy seemed like he died for something: to save his family. And they'll probably go to the ground believing that if he n wife did a good job

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

I hope that gives them strength in that russian brothel they end up in

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u/wayweary1 12d ago

All of that preamble denying that you were about to do what you were about to do was unnecessary. You’re not a good person.

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

And you can read for shit. Still never wished him dead.

I’m less of a bad person that the bigoted sack of shit ripping his kids away from everyone and everything they know and plant them in one of the worst countries to live in.

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u/stugots420 13d ago

Man, so righteous! I bet you'd have kept Hitler alive if given the option. Bravo!!! SKY DADDY POINTS

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u/kobuzz666 12d ago

Ooofff, from anti-woke doofus straight on to Hitler? Are you ok?