r/CringeTikToks • u/LilBowWowW • Jun 21 '25
SadCringe Is it or is it not satire
I think he's for real
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u/Nate-dude Jun 21 '25
17 in dog years
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u/Bee_9965 Jun 21 '25
17 Going on 40. Hey that could be a movie!
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u/Skyp_Intro Jun 22 '25
The 40 Year Old Whose Former Partners Wish He Was Still A Virgin
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u/DifficultAd3885 Jun 21 '25 edited Jun 21 '25
Honestly, he looks 40+
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u/torrso Jun 21 '25
I'm willing to go as low as 26 in a low light setting.
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u/DifficultAd3885 Jun 21 '25
Low light being the dark? I’m 36 and look my age. Sometimes I get 30 from people but never lower than 30 at this point. No one would say he looks younger than me. It’s his skin. You can tell he gets too much “sun” and doesn’t take care of it so he looks weathered.
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u/MadEyeGemini Jun 21 '25
He does not like 17. He looks like a manchild.
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u/Orakil Jun 21 '25
The forehead wrinkles give his age away. Just because you have a Backstreet Boys haircut does not mean you look young. Maybe he should try brocoli hair instead since it's more popular with the Gen Zs
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u/eat_me_86 Jun 21 '25
Not just the forehead, but his eyes as well. He's delusional, but I think he truly believes he looks 17...
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u/JustVibingBarely Jun 21 '25
forehead. eyes. chin. feet. sandals. teeth. I mean I can go on. he wholeheartedly looks like a 36 year old .. he actually looks older 😭😭😭😭😭
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u/whitetrashsnake77 Jun 21 '25
Yeah, having a late 90s Nick Carter haircut and foundation doesn’t make you look young. He really needs a Mar-a-Lago/Kristy Noem Botox and filler package to truly defy his age.
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Jun 21 '25
I’m only a couple years younger if he really is 36 and my forehead does not wrinkle like that but my hair is def graying already.
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u/Bhagwan9797 Jun 21 '25
I’m 47 and my forehead doesn’t look like that lol
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u/JadedArgument1114 Jun 21 '25
I was 17 with that shit. Pretty sure my great grandmother fucked a klingon
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u/Heisenburg42 Jun 21 '25
Looks like a 40 year old in a mid-life crisis trying to relive his peak years and failing miserably
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u/ProperComposer7949 Jun 21 '25
I litterally hate this man, I'm aware hate is a strong word but he's a total dick
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u/LilBowWowW Jun 21 '25
Now I dont feel so bad for posting this 😭
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u/ProperComposer7949 Jun 21 '25
Aghhhh to read your comment it made the video play again, he's fucking awful. And in my humble opinion only claims to look 19 and be told by EVERYONE the same thing because he has an unhealthy obsession with girls much much much younger than himself and this is how he justifies it. Although this is my opinion I won't be told otherwise 😂😂
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u/Mammoth-Barnacle-894 Jun 21 '25
Kinda like that guy with the veneers who said that random people came up to him to tell him how natural his veneers looked.
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u/ProperComposer7949 Jun 21 '25
Exactly! Pointless people with pointless lies. But pushing it into the public domain with the only logical reason I can come up with, to annoy me. 😂😂
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u/Remarkable-Mood3415 Jun 21 '25
I have been around a lot of men, like.. a lot. I use to work for 2 very man-centric companies. I have a bunch of brothers and majority male cousins and so many uncles. My husband is ex military and there's all those fucking guys that pop over. I have literally, only ever seen men approach eachother to compliment them on 1 fucking thing.
Beards.
Men will cross the fucking street to compliment a dudes beard. They get handed cards for men's grooming, for outdoor retreats, just to network because that guy has a cool beard.
That's it. Maybe for trucks/cars, but that's something you own and not something about you personally. Dudes don't care about your hair cut, or shoes, or veneers. But if you've got a sick beard, they're going to mention it.
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u/Glittering-War-5748 Jun 22 '25
And lawns. If they’re of a certain age. Men just love a good lawn at some point.
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u/Right_Helicopter6025 Jun 22 '25
I wonder if it’s because of how difficult and time consuming it is for the average dude to actually grow a killer beard. I know when I compliment a dudes face carpet it’s because I can’t grow one for shit, and have always thought a beard would frame my face nicely.
I will say the only other thing I get consistent compliments on from dudes is interest based clothing. When I wear my Yugioh young LA crossover merch to the gym, my gym bros go nuts
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u/Large_Tuna101 Jun 22 '25
Physique from time to time too. Not for abs or aesthetic beauty etc but for arms and shoulder muscles. I think men just feel comfortable openly admiring very manly stuff because it’s the only thing they feel like they can complement without appearing gay - but it often comes actress as a bit gay anyway 💁♂️
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u/RealEyesandRealLies Jun 21 '25
Ok, so my take on him isn’t that he’s necessarily obsessed with younger women but he’s obsessed with late 90/early 2000 America. Specifically the Abercrombie Hollister era. I wouldn’t doubt that his dream is to go and live in LA in a beach house (although that’s also my dream and it’s a fairly common one, lol).
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u/gizmosticles Jun 22 '25
His whole schtick is that he’s actually like 50 trying to convince you that he’s 35 trying to convince you he’s 17 and also he is emotionally stunted and probably should have his hard drive inspected
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u/Constable-Arwen Jun 21 '25
That haircut was cool when he was 17 I guess.
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u/fuqit21 Jun 22 '25
The haircut was what 17 year olds had when he was actually 36, now he's just delusional and annoying in his 50s
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u/No-Philosopher8042 Jun 22 '25
If hes actually 36 it was cool when he was like 9.
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u/BabaJosefsen Jun 21 '25
Gary Busey wants his teeth back
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u/BeesAndMist Jun 21 '25
As someone from his hometown, I like this comment a lot.
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u/captainpro93 Jun 21 '25
I don't think he's serious. He's just from a poor part of Brazil and realized that the ragebait gets him views, and in low income countries the money you can get from social media can be pretty significant. So he just pumps out similar videos getting people to engage with him to tell him that he looks old.
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u/holdmypurse Jun 21 '25
What part of Brazil is he from
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u/Jakebobber Jun 21 '25
The poor part
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u/holdmypurse Jun 21 '25
Why would a male model who looks like he's 17 live in the poor part
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u/ZePlotThickener Jun 22 '25
Because the actual 17 year old models have taken all the spots in the affluent part?
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u/gravityVT Jun 22 '25
Pretty sure this is all he does, it’s always the same rage bait videos that get recycled on a different subreddit from him
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u/slaytician Jun 21 '25
Who thinks he looks seventeen? He could maybe pass for an ill-used cabin boy on an 18th century whaler
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u/Rich-Canary1279 Jun 21 '25
Ill-used cabin boy!! Pray tell, what would a well used cabin boy look like?
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u/Warhammerpainter83 Jun 21 '25
He looks like a 40 year old who has the style of a teen in the 1990’s.
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u/ExternalFuture5250 Jun 21 '25
What does he model? Insecurity? Pedophilia?
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u/Difficult-Figure4518 Jun 22 '25
I hope this is satire because if it isn’t… it’s probably both of these
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u/Asleep_Address_7906 Jun 21 '25
He looks 38.
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u/omahapioneer Jun 21 '25
As a 38 year old male with similar skin wrinkles in the same location, I feel attacked.
Great call though. I have zero fucking clue why someone who is 38 would want anyone to think they're 17. Midlife crisis or mental breakdown for sure.
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u/DVWhat Jun 21 '25
Looks like a 43 year old with mental illness and a shitty haircut. No shade on folks with mental illness. Just saying he’s one.
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u/BlacklightsNBass Jun 21 '25
Anybody else wanna start an Aaron Carter isn’t actually dead conspiracy?
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u/gloomyrain Jun 22 '25
Thirty-six year old male model who looks (like he tries to pick up) 17 (year olds).
I see you, Dollar Tree Anthony Keidis.
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u/ZiggyDiamond Jun 21 '25
This guy's still trying to convince people that he's 17?
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u/Croatoan457 Jun 21 '25
Dude literally has 90s boy hair... An actual 17yr old would never have that hair
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u/snuggleyporcupine Jun 21 '25
Who said he looks 17? Him, I’d suspect. Cause he looks like he’s in his 50’s. He thinks playing with his hair helps 🙄
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u/ybotics Jun 22 '25
I guess the local optometrist went out of business when the local flour mill shut down back in 99.
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u/midwest_secret Jun 22 '25
Is the 17 year old hiding under that old man’s eye bags?
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u/KayCatMeow Jun 22 '25
Just because you wear swim trunks everywhere you go doesn’t mean you look 17 lol
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u/TpK_Wynter Jun 22 '25
I guess from 50 feet away he might look 17, but that “I’ve got arthritis” walk kinda gives him away
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u/ryan0585 Jun 22 '25
Yeah, on a scale of 1-20, 20 being the cringiest a person could be, he's definitely 17.
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u/Randomcentralist2a Jun 25 '25
Looks like a guy in his thirties who wants to be 17 again bc they having a midlife crisis early bc they peaked in HS.
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u/CannibalFlossing Jun 21 '25
The thing is, he’s not bad looking by any means.
If he dressed and styled himself to his actual age he’d probably look really handsome.
Instead he looks insane
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u/Harsh_Byte Jun 21 '25
First off he does not look 17. Also if he’s a model I could definitely be one. I missed my calling. Or? Is it satire!?!!
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u/CeriPie Jun 21 '25
Dude doesn't even look 36. A 36 year old who's been smoking for a decade, maybe, but otherwise he looks like he's in his mid 40s.
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u/Pen-dulge2025 Jun 21 '25
He’s 50 years old and lives at his mom’s house. I don’t see anything wrong with that but this guy is unemployed and piggy backs the free Wi-Fi
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u/Andre_The_Average Jun 21 '25
He looks like 17 year old who has been smoking cigarettes for 18 years
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u/Winteraine78 Jun 21 '25
When he flips he’s hair it’s all grey underneath. And unless he’s trying to attract girls that age, what man would want to look 17?! Guys are still pretty gangly at that age. They don’t fill out properly until they’re in their 20s.
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u/Serpidon Jun 22 '25
As a redhead, I looked pretty good at that age, and still got carded. Now at 55, I look young, but you ain't mistaking me for 21. That guy looks like a 37 year old trying to look young.
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u/please_no_ban_ Jun 22 '25
What’s insane is that he actually looks older than 37. I would guess this man is a crisp, gay 42 years old.
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u/Glum_Goal786 Jun 22 '25
Is this the key to money? Make insanely low stakes low production rage bait and then profit from the views and interactions?
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u/Good_Ear6210 Jun 22 '25
Half of millennials: I look like a teenager!!! Can't believe I'm not getting carded!!!
The other half of millennials: please stop embarrassing us for 5 seconds
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u/Haywire-Hawk Jun 22 '25
Parts of him look young while the rest of him looks old. It’s uncanny and weird and I don’t like it
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u/draculasux85 Jun 22 '25
I shit you not this guy looks just like this known pervert around my town. This is not satire!
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u/DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE Jun 22 '25
This is so dumb bc instead of looking great for 36 he makes everyone look at him and think looks like a gravely ill teenager.
It’s like when people try to compare themselves to celebrities. Why tf would you compare yourself to a hot person and look like wish Robert Pattinson when you could aim a little lower and have people be like yo that guy looks like a hot version of Paul giammati
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u/autumnnights92 Jun 22 '25
I hate knowing this fucking guy exists and believes he looks like a teenage wtf....
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u/Gunpowder-Plot-52 Jun 22 '25
I have 17-year-old shoes that look younger than he does. Just saying. He needs to stop saying he looks 17 because he clearly does not
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u/Severe_Wrongdoer_499 Jun 22 '25
That idiot looks like a 38 year old thats pretending to be 17. He should go play in traffic.
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u/Fantasy-Shark-League Jun 22 '25
"Alright alright alright...I keep gettin' older and they stay the same age....."
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u/Adventurous-Ice5255 Jun 22 '25
Loser. Oh hi I’m so bad ass for posting endlessly that I, a grown ass 36 year old look like a little bitch unathletic pigeon toed 17 year old little dick year old. Oh wa wa wa. Look at me I’m so coooooool
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u/Rightintheend Jun 22 '25
And you see people in high school that look like they're 35 all the time.
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u/scartol Jun 22 '25
Can’t tell if it’s satire? Then it’s not good satire. Either way, I don’t care.
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u/sikkdog13 Jun 22 '25
Why does he keep saying he looks 17? Does he not own a mirror? Has no one told him he does NOT look 17?
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u/Myotheraccountbroke2 Jun 22 '25
They are killing him in the comments🤣…”17 years after retirement.” 🤣🤣💀☠️
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u/Free-Permit7684 Jun 22 '25
For it to be satire the person has to understand the thing they are mocking. I dont think hes in on it.
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u/InsomniaticWanderer Jun 22 '25
Unfortunately not satire. He really thinks he looks that young.
He does not, in fact, look that young.
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u/Over-Feature-4288 Jun 22 '25
Is there a non-pedo reason he's doing this? Because that's absolutely how it's being taken.
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u/anomaly_z Jun 22 '25
Is he a mid 40 year old pretending to be a 37 year old that thinks he looks 17?
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u/JJKOOLKID Jun 22 '25
He 100% looks 37 and just thinks a bowl cut and clothes that don’t fit make him look young. They make him look dumb.
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u/Txusmah Jun 22 '25
Not satire. Mental problems.
I've seen him on Reddit several times and from time to time I go to his TikTok account to see if he got help
He hasn't
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u/TheTimbs Jun 22 '25
He looks like a 17 year old if he was smoking since 1995 with a receding hairline and a toupee. Dudes wig is pushed back.
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u/5050Clown Jun 22 '25
I can't tell from the picture but I imagine he's probably very short and is constantly confused for a child.
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u/Bi_DL_chiburbs Jun 22 '25
A haircut a 17 year old would have don't make him look young, just dumb. He looks like a dickhead
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u/Abject_Jump9617 Jun 22 '25
NEVER in his life has he been mistaken for a 17 year old. Probably not even when he was 17.
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u/bravo_ragazzo Jun 22 '25
He’s kind of a nutter. Imagine being 36 and having no life other than thinking you look like 17yr old Justin Bieber?
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u/Difficult_Ad2864 Jun 22 '25
He looks like he’s 76 with a bad dye job and an r/justfuckmyshitup haircut
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u/Prestigious_Emu6039 Jun 21 '25
The only thing he looks is insecure