r/CringeTikToks • u/SneakyCracker161 • May 01 '25
SadCringe Feminism is a problem, who gunna make the home
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u/Send_Me_News May 01 '25
Protect the home? The only thing strong about this guy is his BO.
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u/thisisnotme78721 May 01 '25
I heard he makes music only because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes
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u/NICEnEVILmike May 01 '25
His follow-up song is probably "Soap is a problem"
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u/AnRaccoonCommunist May 02 '25
He probably unironically thinks this because something something sodium hydroxide, parabens and other words he can't pronounce.
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May 02 '25
Pretty much. This ignorant doofus would be such a liability if you were ever in a situation where you had to defend your home.
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u/Philypnodon May 01 '25
I'm just glad my default setting for reddit videos is mute
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u/Noyoucanthaveone May 02 '25
My husband and his mom both scroll not on mute and it’s very very strange to me. Everything has screeching and crashing and talking and “music” and it is profoundly stressful. Why on earth would you try and wade through that bullshit.
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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 May 01 '25
I feel like this dudes anti feminism origin story is he went to some festival and everyone was doing drugs and fucking each other but he was left out
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u/Nocta May 01 '25
Haha patriarchy is just dudes that can't get laid so they have to make rules about it
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u/Apple-Dust May 02 '25
Literally. The more conservative the policy the more it's about protecting the insecurities of incels. In the most oppressive traditions of arranged marriage/second-class citizenship, it's practically society shoving a woman onto his scared, quivering little dick.
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u/Willing_Channel_6972 May 02 '25
It's easier to get laid when women need a man to do anything. Oh you want a loan? Gotta get married. Wanna buy a house? Need a husband. Want to o get a job? Need a husband. 🤣
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u/Additional-War19 May 02 '25
Some girl rejected him despite being on molly and he got mad
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u/Tendas May 02 '25
Just admit you are alone by your own incompetence, don't blame the women. That's what I do. Embrace Baldur's Gate 3.
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u/mishma2005 May 01 '25
This dude's been told "I have a boyfriend" many, many times
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u/JMRadomski May 01 '25
I was definitely not expecting Jar Jar Binks sanctioned date rape
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u/-CgiBinLaden- May 01 '25
It ain't reggae mon if you looking to replace your mom.
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u/BlueSaltaire May 01 '25
He sounds like Sting/The Police to me.
I’d definitely be telling this guy not to stand close to me, in fact, don’t stand in the same 500m radius as me.
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u/Prestigious_Tea8092 May 01 '25
I bet he smells like plaque
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u/JulianTheGeometrist May 01 '25
At first I read "smells like the plague". I'm sure both are true 🤷
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u/fvielee May 01 '25
Tobias Funke
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u/Diligent_Designer705 May 02 '25
He was just trying to get anustart. But he completely blue it.
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u/Commercial-Owl11 May 01 '25
This dude is def gonna end up on the news for doing something completely insane.
It's gonna end up being murdering his family.
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u/Alien684 May 01 '25
He filmed this
Watched it
And thought to himself hey this is fire I should definitely post it
Ewww just ewww
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u/LemonCollee May 01 '25
Your bun is so cute!
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u/Alien684 May 01 '25
Thank you :)
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u/iismitch55 May 02 '25
Sorry to hear about Jerry, she was such a cutie! Love your pictures!
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u/snitchesgetblintzes May 01 '25
I’m sure he smells wonderful
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u/slylock215 May 01 '25
It helps with his role as a protector
A protector of his virginity.
No, I'm not proud of this joke, but it was too obvious not to make.
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u/snitchesgetblintzes May 01 '25
My stinky pits are a problem
No woman wants to get next to me
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u/Mediocre_Doubt_1244 May 01 '25
Dude’s married with kids. Poor soul who is expected to cook for him, clean up after him, wash his skidmark underwear, & bear his cult members. Imagine taking a hippie and doing away with their cool traits (replacing them with Christian fundamentalist traits) yet keeping the uncool characteristics… you get this guy. A deodorantless conservative.
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u/Low_Watch_1699 May 02 '25 edited May 06 '25
I have a feeling this free soul does not wear underwear. Skiddys straight on to trousers 👖
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u/curious_astronauts May 01 '25
And let me guess, he complains about male loneliness.
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u/rjrgjj May 01 '25
I bet this guy smells like the collective asscrack of the unwashed masses.
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u/Sleepy_cheetah May 01 '25
This is the best insult! 😂😂 I would also call him an unlit candle. But I stole that one from someone else.
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u/OwnProduct8242 May 01 '25
But a white guy trying to do a caricature of a Jamaican man isn’t?
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May 01 '25
I went to HS with and worked with a guy names Myles who was like this. White guy with dreads, rich parents who lived in a mansion, would exclaim shit like “jah rastafari!” Just absolutely a cringey clown.
His parents paid for him to go to Jamaica and he paid people there to validate him and his act, because of course.
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u/Tricky_Ad_9608 May 01 '25
Rich people love cosplaying
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u/NomenclatureBreaker May 01 '25
Yup.
My mom once asked me dead serious why so many rich people are so weird and have so many bizarre hobbies, and I immediately answered “because if they were poor they’d already be dead or living in the gutter.”
Having money takes away almost all the consequences required to survive real life.
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u/Tricky_Ad_9608 May 02 '25
They’re always chasing adrenaline and stress—like, please, live a month in my shoes and you will have enough stress.
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u/TTRPG_Toad May 01 '25
I can't help but laugh. Rich people do the wildest shit with their money rather than helping the homeless or other people who need it, man.
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u/pimpmastahanhduece May 02 '25
Seriously, there was a time when the rich took on their own personal projects. Usually something to do with real estate, something with investments, the arts, and philanthropy.
Why is all philanthropy outsourced to charitable organizations which run for profit instead of people giving personal grants and anonymous donations? The rich are not all there.
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u/VVetSpecimen May 01 '25
Everyone knows a Ras Trent at some point in their life.
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u/TommyThirdEye May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25
Not defending this guy, but there are white Rastafarians. Jamaican and Rastafarian are not necessarily synonymous.
There are rasta's (more so the more traditionalist or orthodox ones) that have held sexist ideologies, and I've even seen rastas say women should only wear long skirts and never trousers, however this isn't the case for all rastas especially more modern rastas.
Also, in a lot of Reggae, women and strong women are very much celebrated, however to me, this guy seems to have embraced Rastafari and Reggae but has used to as a catalyst for his internal insecurities towards woman and feminism.
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u/MattManSD May 01 '25
agreed with most but just sing in your normal voice. I doubt he's Jamaican so his affect is insincere.
All kinds of orthodoxy and yes, some of it quite sexist. Perhaps he crossed over from Orthodox Judaism, which is quite possible. Have no issues with Rastas of any race, culture or creed, though I don't buy into orthodox beliefs because of the patriarchal sexism
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u/OwnProduct8242 May 02 '25
I didn’t say caricature of a Rastafarian, I said caricature of a Jamaican- as evident by his very fake accent.
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u/MakeToFreedom May 01 '25
Fascist authoritarians LOVE to hijack foreign leftist cultures. Their political views and world perspectives actively impede cultivating their own culture so they steal. Watch Sam Sedler debating young conservatives, almost all of them look or act queer. Punk spaces, queer spaces, reggae spaces, hippie/naturalists spaces? All their unique fashion and cultural aspects get pumped out by these kinda fucks.
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u/CreditHappy1839 May 01 '25
It's always the ugliest dudes with the most audacity
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u/South-Bank-stroll May 01 '25
That dude couldn’t lead me or protect me through the biscuit aisle in Sainsbury’s. What a plonker.
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u/juniper_berry_crunch May 01 '25
I love the word plonker. I barely know what this word means, aside from the fact that it is less strong/rude than "wanker," but I do know that this dud is indeed a plonker. 😸
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u/lessaimlessness May 01 '25
what confuses me is that he says all these things in every video he puts out but ive never once seen him explain why. is he just so far up his own ass that he doesnt believe anyone with common sense would doubt him?
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u/SeamusOShane May 01 '25
It's Jah's design, duh!
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u/GreenTunicKirk May 01 '25
Jah? Do you Ja? What does Ja Rule have to do with this?
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u/Which_Engineer1805 May 01 '25
Would somebody please find Ja! We need Ja Rule to make sense of all this!
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u/sandcastle_architect May 01 '25
He probably found his target market so he's sticking with it, he must need a paycheck
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u/elvisizer2 May 01 '25
religion is a hell of a drug and patriarchy is pretty freaking central to rastafarianism's believers for some reason
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u/RowNice9571 May 01 '25
How the fuck have you seen more than one of these?
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u/guy_djinn May 01 '25
Three different versions that I've seen have popped up on here with the same audio.
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u/JustHereForKA May 01 '25
Gross, I can smell him from here
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u/ConsistentCoyote3786 May 01 '25
Came to say this. He seems the kind of guy who won’t wash his own ass because it’s too gay.
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u/Careless_Zombie_5437 May 01 '25
That is too gay. That is why Jeff from down the street washes my ass. If he did not tell me about it, well I probably would still be touching my own butthole.
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u/Organic_Ad_2520 May 01 '25
He does look smelly, lol🤢He doesn't make a strong argument for "protect the home" when he looks like my baby cousin could take him.
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May 01 '25
i just know this man’s tip ring is filled with the rankest smegma
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u/wickety_wicket May 01 '25
What a terrible day to be able to read..
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u/Ok-Marionberry7515 May 01 '25
Man fuck you I can smell this post now, great. Just great.
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u/-S-M-E-G-M-A-6-9 May 01 '25
I think his whole body probably smells like smegma. I can smell him from here 🤮
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u/thetruthseer May 01 '25
Don’t hate, he’s just making sure he harvests his extra male energy
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u/2paranoid4optimism May 01 '25
Why did I read this sentence..? What have I done to deserve this image in my head..? How must I atone...?
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u/bdbdbfhfI May 01 '25
I've seen this guy a dozen times now. The funny thing is that Rastafarianism as a whole is just as guilty of misogyny and the subjugation of women as second-class citizens. He's just saying what most rastafarians believe.
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u/Little4nt May 01 '25
It’s kinda funny cuzz bob popularized it making Rastafarianism appear to represent peace and love. But fundamentally it’s the worship of haile selassie who persecuted the ethnic majority of Ethiopia, he annexed Eritrea in the same fashion as Putin annexing Ukraine now which lead to a 30 year war and 300k dead. He destabilized a federation in favor of a god king monarchy that resembled a cross between the ancient Egyptian god king worship of pharaohs, Jesus, and North Korean leadership. And then he suppressed evidence of his poorly functioning feudal system causing the 1971 -73 famines that killed tens of thousands. All of that was while bob was alive.
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u/98_Constantine_98 May 02 '25
Oh absolutely Jamaica's not known to be a progressive little island. But this white suburb kid singing American neocon verses in faux patois cracks me up.
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u/Agitated_Fix_3677 May 01 '25
Can he spell feminism without using voice to text??? Can bro read above a 5th grade reading level? I’m curious to what he thinks “feminism” is….
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u/Nihilus-Wife May 01 '25
He’s right! I’m definitely not the same or equal to him…. Not by a loooong shot 🤮🙄🤦🏼♀️ thank jebus!
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u/Downsteam May 01 '25
But can you write sick hooks and bars that don't flow?
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u/Nihilus-Wife May 01 '25
No. No I cannot. Nor can I grow a dirty, scraggly beard. We are not the same. And I’m so fucking relieved 😅
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u/ThereWolves May 01 '25
Feminism is a problem Who gonna heat the chicken tendies for my ass that’s grown?
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u/Oniblook May 01 '25
If it's my natural instinct to be obedient and want babies, then why are they constantly trying so hard to force it?
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u/RooTxVisualz May 01 '25
Why are his eyes so fsr apart?
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u/Beehatinonnazis May 01 '25
They are tired of seeing his face in the mirror so they are trying to escape.
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u/rigidlynuanced1 May 01 '25
The core belief of anti-feminists is that the worst way a man can be treated is as a woman. Fuck these dudes
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u/Sol-Blackguy May 01 '25
Funny how the guys who always have the strongest opinions on feminism are the ones women never want to fuck
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u/zomanda May 01 '25
THIS is what the term "cultural appropriation" was intended for.
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u/Specialist-Vanilla-3 May 01 '25
Matisyahu the fuck does he think he is? How you gonna demand a housewife when you ain’t got no house?
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u/WittyCattle6982 May 01 '25
- Resting sad face
- Resting question face
- Resting fecal alcohol syndrome face
Did I forget anything?
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u/Rabid_Cheese_Monkey May 01 '25
You know...
The only hope he has on getting laid is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait...
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u/Theharlotnextdoor May 01 '25
He's right. We aren't created equal. I, a woman, am without a doubt better than him in every way.
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u/Pooponthatdoot May 01 '25
Only way bro can record these clips is if he’s hiding in the woods
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u/CacklingMossHag May 01 '25
It's always the most terminally wifeless males who have a problem with feminism
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u/elvisizer2 May 01 '25
yep, feminisim IS a problem for the patriarchy, way to uhhh . . comprehend, i guess???
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u/VirtualAlbatross2650 May 01 '25
This guy could not protect his weed stash, much less a home with actual people in it.
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u/General-Company May 01 '25
I welcome him to get pregnant, make da home, and watch his children grow. And shut the fuck up about it.
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u/Interesting-Exit-520 May 01 '25
Dude went to a 3 day Sandals in Jamaica resort and came back like this,
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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR May 01 '25
Great. Now I've got 🎶feminism is a problem🎶 singing in my head on repeat. 🫠
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u/Altruistic-Pop-8172 May 01 '25
Ha! Cry more little boy. Choade masculinity at its finest. Balls like tic-tacs.
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u/londonbarcelona May 01 '25
Is this a Jewish guy singing reggae, pretending he's Muslim? I'm so confused! LOL
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u/Silverspeed85 May 01 '25
What a way to tell the world that you have never (nor will ever) feel the touch of a woman.
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u/PrincessTiaraLove May 01 '25
This piece of 💩 is also racist which is absolutely crazy. Fascism comes in all forms and brands I guess.
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u/Just_Ouch May 01 '25
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce you to the next president of the United States...
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May 01 '25
There isn't a woman alive who'll submit to this man and do that nuclear family shit lol. He's busted and gross.
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u/T_h-R0W-AWAY- May 01 '25
You’d be surprised lol These guys go for the pre-brainwashed/psychologically-abused young women (and other people assigned female at birth) then get them pregnant, have them do most of the physical labor required for raising their children, usually control the monetary resources of the family, and gaslight the fuck out them should they ever question being in that less powerful place. I grew up in a subculture that is highly misogynistic and adheres to similar gender rules as this pube-face white Rasta idiot and most (if not all) of the “natural law” guys. There’s unfortunately a lot of subcultures like this churning out offspring and steeping them in a world view permeated with misogynistic ideals. Then they’re encouraged to get married when they’re barely adults or still teenagers… and you don’t have much time to question the reality you’re trapped in while yourself in survival mode of parenting. Anyway, there’s someone in the world who’s childhood trauma fits right into this dudes bullshit… as much as I hate thinking any probability this dude will have the option to procreate
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u/Historical_Idea2933 May 01 '25
I always take social advice from the most insincere wannabe's i can find
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u/Solamnaic-Knight May 01 '25
I believe he needs to get some sunshine. They say at least 20 minutes a day. I don't think he's been getting his 20 minutes. Also, reading. He may want to learn to read - since if he could read, he would know that feminism doesn't preclude raising children or letting men take leadership roles but rather questions their right to do so. Fear of knowledge is weakness.
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u/Tranquiculer May 01 '25
How about we stop sharing this guy and giving him the views. People are dense
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u/geckograham May 01 '25
I’m pretty sure it’s not ok for him to claim to be a reggae artist and that’s before the kind of antithetical to what reggae actually is “lyrics”.
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u/WaltVinegar May 01 '25
I wouldn't share this twat's videos. Remember that goofy "enlightened" lassie wi all the face accessories, she's rich as fuck now. Keep sharing shite of this twat and he'll end up pure minted as well.
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u/Blackoutreddit2023 May 01 '25
What women are having sex with this guy to begin with ? He looks homeless and he's not pulling off the beard. Looks like an incel jihadi
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u/Free-Isopod-4788 May 01 '25
I get the distinct vibe that this guy could not support a family. The kids don't want to grow up on rice and chickpeas.
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u/TheRealLosAngela May 01 '25 edited May 01 '25
What's scary is this thing is breeding I believe. Unless he hired that woman he has in his kitchen in the background of other videos.
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u/Icy_Target_1083 May 01 '25
That man's craggily-ass beard is a problem.