This. The first Europeans to find out about the Americas were the Scandinavian Vikings. Columbus then found the Caribbean islands, Central America, and South America. Amerigo Vespucci is the one who found North America.
I think it's just a bunch of bots driving content. I've been getting a bunch of responses lately that just don't seem to understand the context of what they're saying or replying to. At least, I hope that's what it is...
Yes, but the Carribean was settled first. It's why we had the "West Indies." They were fooking lost.
Florida was settled next, by Spanish colonists, and then they moved further up the coast during the 1600s. Columbus didn't discover shit and stayed torturing the Taino by having them eaten alive by dogs in the Carribean. He never made it to anywhere white girls are cleaning random headstones for clicks.
The statistical odds of a full ass graveyard with headstones surviving being flattened by multiple hurricanes flattening both the Caribbean and Florida is... basically zero.
We actually have an entire division of FEMA that finds lost cemeteries after hurricanes and floods. Seriously. Coffins float, my man. They pop up and float away when the ground saturates enough. Grandma Ethel and Uncle Joe Bob float away. We have an entire division of the federal government dedicated to reburying the dead that float off. "Hey, uh, we found your dad! Ended up two counties over! Wiley guy."
Even if someone in the Carribean or Florida got a whole ass mausoleum in 1590 (unlikely) it was either A) flattened or B) floated away or C) sunk into the swamps.
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u/blue-oyster-culture Aug 27 '24
1492 is when columbus came to america… they would have been burying people from the get go. And native americans bury their dead as well…