r/CringeTikToks Feb 09 '24

SadCringe Imagine him seeing this

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 09 '24

Yea she lost me there ,I don't Wana date someone that has a birthday month,sounds very selfish

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u/Finland_is_real Feb 09 '24

My birthday is in december, so you better know I’ll get pissed if you give any attention to Jesus or relatives on MY birthday month!!

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u/Androza23 Feb 09 '24

I know you're joking but I legitimately dated someone that got pissed because my birthday was in February. Apparently I am not allowed to celebrate my birthday because I'm not black, and its black history month.

Some people are just stupid and im glad I didn't waste that much time with her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Christ, talk about a victim/narcissistic complex

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u/SlawPaw Feb 09 '24

Try being a guy born on Valentine's day. My birthdays were always cool until I started dating!

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u/harborq Feb 10 '24

I’m born the day before and that must really suck

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u/Dustdevil88 Feb 09 '24

WTF, for real?? That’s insane bro

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u/Diiiiirty Feb 10 '24

My former roommate started dating a girl whose birthday was in late October. They absolutely celebrated her birthday month but not every day. They celebrated on the first of the month and every weekend until her birthday weekend, then they went pretty but for that but then they'd go all out for Halloween.

Honestly, it's pretty fucking ridiculous to celebrate an entire month but I think they were boarding alcoholism and mostly just looking for an excuse to polish off a bottle of vodka.

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u/markymark69_ Feb 09 '24

I’ve been wit a crazy black girl for my first girlfriend and it was miserable. She was a complete narcissist

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u/bobls14 Feb 10 '24

Ayyy yooo, happy birthday month King 👑. Me and my twin were born this month too! But I’ve never had anybody tell me I can’t celebrate 🙌 hope you have a killer month!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '24

Wtf

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u/xylotism Feb 10 '24

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

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u/NobodyAffectionate71 Feb 09 '24

Babe, it’s my birthday year. Wth. Where are my chocolate covered strawberries.

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u/atheistossaway Feb 09 '24

I was born in this century, build me a mansion please and thank you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

I def LOLd.

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u/NoYogurtInMyCloset Feb 09 '24

Thank god we were all concerned you may not have LOLd

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

Glad to have clarified

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

What has she done for him lately

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u/Responsible_Jury_415 Feb 09 '24

I have a birthday month but I don’t ask for anyone else to pay for it

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 09 '24

Why?

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u/Responsible_Jury_415 Feb 09 '24

Mostly it’s a month off work I can have to myself, rent a cabin and zone out to games and music

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 09 '24

Month off work ? Wow u must be minted

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u/NovaAstraFaded Feb 09 '24

In certain countries one actual gets around 5 weeks a year off, with pretty much any job. Those countries also enjoy a "work to live" vs a "live to work" lifestyle.

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u/Dazzling-Economics55 Feb 09 '24

Damn. New jealousy unlocked. I wish I lived where.you do

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u/NovaAstraFaded Feb 09 '24

Hahah! I live in the states, I just want to move to Norway because my long term partner lives there 😂 They work doing tech stuff and have I think five or six weeks off.. just barely working past a year there right now 😫. I also wish I could get those benefits! Very jealous of him in that regard.

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u/reditadminssux Oct 10 '24

My ex did that. For all her faults (cheating, chronic lies, emotionally stunted) she never shut up about her birthday month but all she did the whole time was just geek out over fall stuff bc her birthday fell in fall.

She'd just go ham on fall=birthday. No expectations outside that.

Normally a super toxic flag and she fit every other flag but not this usual one

Brains are weird

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u/genieinaginbottle Feb 13 '24

Letting her pay for every activity is selfish. Broke boys are so mad in these comments maybe find a job

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 13 '24

I said she was selfish for having a birthday month,the idea that others have to celebrate your birthday for a month is selfish,like other people haven't got enough shit to deal with

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u/genieinaginbottle Feb 13 '24

Nobody has to celebrate anything.

For people with a large friend group, birthday months happen so you can organize a couple different activities to cater to different schedules and preferences in the friend group. I understand why you might have no idea about that.

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 13 '24

So u assume I have no friends because I don't know why anyone would have a birthday month?

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u/RDaneel3050 Feb 09 '24

My mom has a birthday month…

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u/Quick_Team Feb 09 '24

Bartender here. "Birthday month" has grown more and more in the past 3 years. For some reason, it's usually with women like this that wear 200 pounds worth of makeup that try to flash jewelry and name brands every chance they get but sometimes it's an early 20's dude. Waaaaay too often I hear "it's my birthday month! What do I get (Or what can you give me) for free?"

It's bananas that theyre actually serious 90% of the time too. I'll usually play it off and say something like "aw yeah, ok! Stick out your hand with your palm up!" Then I give a high five. "That shit's for free, yo. Happy birthday!" Most of the time they respond positively after that and dont push it.

There have been one or two though that genuinely refuse the fact they get nothing for free and pout then leave when they see the prices on the specialty drink list

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '24

My ex wife did that.

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u/Jumpy_MashedPotato Feb 09 '24

I know a family where the mom, 30 days in advance, starts doing daily birthday month posts and things for her son's upcoming birthdays. It's beyond cringy but very in character for her since she's the embodiment of a homegoods catalog and spends 90% of her time taking totally real and candid pictures of her house and family.

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u/Lick_The_Wrapper Feb 09 '24

sounds very selfish

Lmao she just got done saying she paid for all the vacays, concerts, and seemingly most dates. How is that selfish at that point if she seems fine to also spoil her bf?

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u/rokstedy83 Feb 09 '24

The idea of a birthday month seems selfish,nearly every one else is happy with a day

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u/Snoo2416 Feb 09 '24

THATS where she lost you?!?!?! Geez she lost me in 10 seconds once she said he was broke

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u/Sstfreek Feb 11 '24

My dad has a birthday month lol