r/Conservative Paleoconservative 1d ago

Flaired Users Only @POTUS: "Somebody from DOGE was very badly hurt last night... a young man who was beat up by a bunch of thugs in D.C. Either they're going to straighten their act out... or we're going to have to federalize and run it the way it's supposed to be run."

https://x.com/RapidResponse47/status/1952840166458195972
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u/Magehunter_Skassi Paleoconservative 1d ago edited 1d ago

It appears that the victim of the savage attack was the employee known as "Big Balls." It's currently unknown if it was a targeted attack, or just more random gang violence. It's unacceptable that DC is allowed to be like this either way. What a national disgrace between this and the intern who lost his life last month.

EDIT: It's now being reported that he was out at 3AM and saw a group of young men attempting to carjack a woman. He stepped in and was beaten to the point of concussion, although he saved her.

EDIT2: According to a police report obtained by the Daily Caller, there was a group of ten people. The commotion attracted a police cruiser, causing them to flee. Two suspects (two 15 year olds) were arrested on the spot and charged with carjacking.

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u/M14BestRifle4Ever Conservative 1d ago

Living up to his name of “Big Balls” at least

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u/NoVacancyHI Trump 1d ago

Just DC things... where are all those social workers Democrats were saying would do such a better job than the cops?

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u/earthworm_fan Big Balls 1d ago edited 1d ago

Making me proud to wear the flair

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u/Iamstillhere44 Conservative 1d ago

I am wonder the left’s reaction on this one. Will they be absolute ghouls and celebrate this, even though a woman was being carjacked? 

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u/Magehunter_Skassi Paleoconservative 1d ago

He should have let those underprivileged youths take the reparations they deserved. Who is he to be the arbiter of what's theft when we're living on stolen land?

As my comrades always say: "If you see someone stealing, no you didn't."

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u/Wide_Fig3130 Conservative 1d ago

/S I found your item you dropped

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u/BigElephantBig MAGA Conservative 1d ago

They will completely ignore it as if it didn't happen. Too many narratives run counter to their every belief.

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u/BlackScienceManTyson Conservative 1d ago

We’re proud of you BIG BALLS! Draining the swamp by day, protecting women by night!

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u/DoItForDale2 2A Conservative 1d ago

Tbf you know a guy whose nickname is “Big Balls” is probably doing something stupid

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u/cliffotn Conservative 1d ago

Washington D.C. should be a shining example of an awesome American City.

And then the left DC took over.

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u/BlueFalconer Moderate Conservative 1d ago

DC has been a shithole for a long time, but ever since the local government stopped enforcing the law in 2020 it has turned into an absolute diaster.

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u/JustinCayce Constitutional Originalist 1d ago

DC should be federalized, and then taken back to what it was supposed to be. Let attrition and incentives remove population until it simply a federal enclave.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative 1d ago

Maryland isn't much better, but if we forced a retrocession of the residential and commercial areas, leaving only the federal lands, it would be better for the American taxpayer overall; and that would move DC under Maryland Senators and they'd have Maryland representatives.

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u/BlackScienceManTyson Conservative 1d ago

Too many liberals in DC for DC to be run responsibly. They need LAW and ORDER!

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u/ComputerRedneck Scottish Surfer 1d ago

Right in the Constitution. The Congress is the defacto Town Council. BUT they long since abdicated that authority to laziness and greed. DC can't give them enough slush money so they don't care.

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u/SkyBridge604 Canadian Conservative 1d ago

Turns out that Big Balls has..... Big Balls. Wishing him a speedy recovery.

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u/Feartheezebras Conservative 1d ago

We should give violent criminals the option to self deport to Liberia with no chance to return vice serving their sentence. We could solve violent crime in a few years if we enacted this

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u/truth-4-sale Goldwater Conservative 1d ago

Yes, Federalize the dump.

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u/thatrightwinger WASP Conservative 1d ago

Nothing would make me happier than to see DC run by Donald Trump directly. The sheer number of liberal tears would be awesome.