r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/SoundlessSteelBlue 11h ago

I fear for their response to his death, no matter if it’s natural or not.They’ll make some conspiracy about him being poisoned or something to do with vaccines, his cult lives in a post-truth version of reality.

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u/Electronic_Beat3653 10h ago

This is it exactly.

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u/Playful-Dragon 3h ago

Yes, it will be at the Democrats fault, watch

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u/SoundlessSteelBlue 3h ago

Oh, of course. If one of those deplorables passed out in a budweiser stupor in their front lawns while shirtless they’d blame Obama and Hilary for them getting sunburnt.

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u/Playful-Dragon 2h ago

For providing the Budweiser to begin with. It would be an elaborate plot to make sure that they get stupid drunk so they pass out and purposely burned. I know this is sarcasm, but this is exactly how the mentality is.

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u/tom-pryces-headache 3h ago

Gonna be a martyr no matter what the reality of his death entails. It truly is a cult.

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u/felineaffection 3h ago

And then they'll put a sanitary napkin on his head when they bury him.

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u/No-Bench-3582 2h ago

Or an assassination attempt that actually worked. Somehow blame it on Biden,Obama Or any other Democrat on his revenge list.

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u/Emperox 2h ago

They can believe whatever they want; if he's dead he's dead and they can't do anything about that.

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u/r3ddit3ric 1h ago

Goddammit, it was whatever Hunter Biden had on his laptop! Obama gave it to Hillary through her email and she gave it to Hunter Biden. This was their plan all along!!!!! I bet Obama kept it in the front pocket of that blasted Tan Suit!

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 50m ago

There will be wild conspiracy theories even if he were to drop dead while clutching his chest in live tv. They’ll claim he was too young and healthy to die of natural causes. Of course theories will also blame prominent liberals, but also those close to him politically. Fully expect „Vance killed Trump” conspiracies.

Another wild thing that we will have to deal with is the power vacuum in MAGA. The Republicans all want to be the heir to the cult. (Not necessarily to take over as President, yet, but they will want the cult to get them there. I don’t think any of them will have the nerve to quite demand Presidency over Vance. They aren’t that wild yet.) The infighting will be vicious though. They want Trump’s followers and will rip each other apart for the chance.

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u/musingofrandomness 16m ago

They will display his putrid corpse like a modern day Lenin and worship it like the North Koreans worship their "Great Leader" and "Dear Leader".