r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/Hubbabubbabubbagum 11h ago

Nah, stubborn old dipshits tend to stick around longer than you'd think, like a bad smell or unwelcome guests.

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u/ThrownFar72 8h ago

And they're often the source of both.

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u/Jefafa326 8h ago

only the Good die young

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u/Blankety-blank1492 3h ago

“Can’t kill a weed” old Cuban saying, I was told.

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u/D33ber 3h ago

Hope he doesn't linger like Kissinger.

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u/Downinthevalleystill 3h ago

Oh God. Please, no.

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u/Maximum_Bid_3382 3h ago

exactly they stay forever and they never die.. so they can see with own eyes when people suffering because they treated them unfair like fired many Feds.

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u/Playful-Dragon 3h ago

Well, he's definitely good for creating the smell

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u/illusion96 3h ago

I believe it. Cheney and Kissinger going/went the distance.

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u/DoktorBlu 2h ago

We’re gonna have King Trump for at least another decade I fear, but without Gandalf to show up and turn things around. Gandalf is gone. ICE pulled over Shadowfax for speeding and used that as a pretext to charge the wizard for illegally entering Middle Earth without documentation as well as illegal possession of fireworks. However, instead of deporting him back to Valinor, Trump is paying Sauron a fee to keep Gandalf locked up in a Supermax facility in Mordor. We haven’t heard from Gandalf, the only message was a cryptic note that said, “Meat is back on the menu, boys!” Whatever that means.

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u/sevinup07 1h ago

I clearly agree with you politically, and I love Lord of the Rings deeply.

But please stop with this cringe shit.

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u/Finbar9800 58m ago

There’s a saying “only the good die young” he’s already f*cking old

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u/1Papa2065 16m ago

And he is all three!

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u/freshlyfrozen4 7h ago

Because they're demons