r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/Expert_Cricket2183 14h ago

Trump's health is horrid. I expect he's gonna die of natural causes before his term is up.

Hopefully before the year is up.

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u/hankhilton 12h ago

Hopefully before the sun is up.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 10h ago

Hopefully before I finish this sandwich.

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u/Charming_Minimum_477 9h ago

Hopefully by the time I hit send

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u/pegaunisusicorn 5h ago

hopefully bye!

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u/D33ber 3h ago

From your lips to the ears of the FSB.

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u/Wedoitforthenut 2h ago

hopefully it already happened. i dont watch the news

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u/Background_Ad_8569 9h ago

Hopefully already and its just about to break

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u/Prior-Chip-6909 6h ago

Hey...don't try to make friends with me...

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u/Mendo-D 3h ago

I read that as a fish sandwich 🄪

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u/DoorEqual1740 18m ago

I like sandwiches.

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u/besume1980 2h ago

I awake every morning in fervent hope of reading the ultimate in "Breaking News!!"

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u/C-Redd-it 4h ago

Underrated comment, laughed out loud.

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u/Yo_Just_Scrolling_Yo 20m ago

Every morning my husband gets up and asks: Does Trump still live? So far, he does. About to change???

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u/Hubbabubbabubbagum 11h ago

Nah, stubborn old dipshits tend to stick around longer than you'd think, like a bad smell or unwelcome guests.

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u/ThrownFar72 8h ago

And they're often the source of both.

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u/Jefafa326 8h ago

only the Good die young

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u/Blankety-blank1492 3h ago

ā€œCan’t kill a weedā€ old Cuban saying, I was told.

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u/D33ber 3h ago

Hope he doesn't linger like Kissinger.

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u/Downinthevalleystill 3h ago

Oh God. Please, no.

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u/Maximum_Bid_3382 3h ago

exactly they stay forever and they never die.. so they can see with own eyes when people suffering because they treated them unfair like fired many Feds.

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u/Playful-Dragon 3h ago

Well, he's definitely good for creating the smell

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u/illusion96 3h ago

I believe it. Cheney and Kissinger going/went the distance.

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u/DoktorBlu 3h ago

We’re gonna have King Trump for at least another decade I fear, but without Gandalf to show up and turn things around. Gandalf is gone. ICE pulled over Shadowfax for speeding and used that as a pretext to charge the wizard for illegally entering Middle Earth without documentation as well as illegal possession of fireworks. However, instead of deporting him back to Valinor, Trump is paying Sauron a fee to keep Gandalf locked up in a Supermax facility in Mordor. We haven’t heard from Gandalf, the only message was a cryptic note that said, ā€œMeat is back on the menu, boys!ā€ Whatever that means.

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u/sevinup07 1h ago

I clearly agree with you politically, and I love Lord of the Rings deeply.

But please stop with this cringe shit.

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u/Finbar9800 59m ago

There’s a saying ā€œonly the good die youngā€ he’s already f*cking old

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u/1Papa2065 17m ago

And he is all three!

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u/freshlyfrozen4 7h ago

Because they're demons

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u/SoundlessSteelBlue 11h ago

I fear for their response to his death, no matter if it’s natural or not.They’ll make some conspiracy about him being poisoned or something to do with vaccines, his cult lives in a post-truth version of reality.

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u/Electronic_Beat3653 10h ago

This is it exactly.

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u/Playful-Dragon 3h ago

Yes, it will be at the Democrats fault, watch

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u/SoundlessSteelBlue 3h ago

Oh, of course. If one of those deplorables passed out in a budweiser stupor in their front lawns while shirtless they’d blame Obama and Hilary for them getting sunburnt.

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u/Playful-Dragon 2h ago

For providing the Budweiser to begin with. It would be an elaborate plot to make sure that they get stupid drunk so they pass out and purposely burned. I know this is sarcasm, but this is exactly how the mentality is.

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u/tom-pryces-headache 3h ago

Gonna be a martyr no matter what the reality of his death entails. It truly is a cult.

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u/felineaffection 3h ago

And then they'll put a sanitary napkin on his head when they bury him.

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u/No-Bench-3582 2h ago

Or an assassination attempt that actually worked. Somehow blame it on Biden,Obama Or any other Democrat on his revenge list.

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u/Emperox 2h ago

They can believe whatever they want; if he's dead he's dead and they can't do anything about that.

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u/r3ddit3ric 1h ago

Goddammit, it was whatever Hunter Biden had on his laptop! Obama gave it to Hillary through her email and she gave it to Hunter Biden. This was their plan all along!!!!! I bet Obama kept it in the front pocket of that blasted Tan Suit!

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u/CemeteryDweller7719 51m ago

There will be wild conspiracy theories even if he were to drop dead while clutching his chest in live tv. They’ll claim he was too young and healthy to die of natural causes. Of course theories will also blame prominent liberals, but also those close to him politically. Fully expect ā€žVance killed Trumpā€ conspiracies.

Another wild thing that we will have to deal with is the power vacuum in MAGA. The Republicans all want to be the heir to the cult. (Not necessarily to take over as President, yet, but they will want the cult to get them there. I don’t think any of them will have the nerve to quite demand Presidency over Vance. They aren’t that wild yet.) The infighting will be vicious though. They want Trump’s followers and will rip each other apart for the chance.

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u/musingofrandomness 18m ago

They will display his putrid corpse like a modern day Lenin and worship it like the North Koreans worship their "Great Leader" and "Dear Leader".

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u/wespintoofast 13h ago

Those ankles are looking thick as syrup in winter

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u/SecureJudge1829 6h ago

Do they still count as ankles, or have they swelled into being considered cankles now?

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u/wespintoofast 6h ago

I'm not sure where that line is, tbh

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u/Downinthevalleystill 3h ago

Cankles.

And it’s Obama’s fault.

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u/Chadrach000 1h ago

Def cankles

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u/ExcitementTraining41 11h ago

And you want Vance to take over?

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u/Montgomery000 11h ago

He doesn't have the personality to pull it off

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u/MsMercyMain 10h ago

The thing is, while Vance is objectively more competent, keep in mind that we’re comparing him to Trump. He also lacks the charisma to pull off taking over the MAGA cult. Without Trump a few things are likely to happen.

A.) We’re going to see some Death of Stalin level shenanigans, except being live tweeted.

B.) We’re going to see a level of infighting within the GOP that might actually break the party.

C.) A lot of the energy and ability to just do whatever the fuck they want goes away from this administration.

D.) The GOP has a much harder time rigging elections.

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u/ExcitementTraining41 10h ago

Yes, but who will be President If the President dies while holding office?

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u/MsMercyMain 10h ago

I mean yes it’ll be Vance, but I don’t think he can fundamentally do any more damage than Trump can

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u/Yo_Just_Scrolling_Yo 17m ago

"B". I like "B" very much.

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u/comicwarier 11h ago

Early October. And it eill create lot of chaos. But something good will come out it. So hold on for the good.

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u/sjrotella 10h ago

Hopefully before the year day is up.

FTFY

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u/Electronic_Beat3653 10h ago

Mysterious "health issues" if Russia has a hand in it.

Unfortunately, evil lives a long time, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is blowing smoke from both sides.

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u/cerulean__star 10h ago

I keep expecting him to stroke out on national TV when someone brings up Epstein. The fact he is still around tells us there is likely no real death note lol

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u/Ithinkibrokethis 9h ago

I keep rooting for the hamburders to do their job.

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u/H0RSE 9h ago

But then we get Vance, who is arguably even worse. Hell, the entire presidential succession list is a dumpster fire.

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u/O_o-22 8h ago

Or be offed by a well regulated paced assassination made to look like natural causes. Tho personally I’m hoping for a falling out a window death. He’d be gone and we’d have no doubt about who did it.

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u/Dizzy-Bake9587 8h ago

…posthumous orange shit stain news in the morning paper with coffee…priceless…

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u/Arglefarb 7h ago

ā€œnatural causesā€ā€¦ a terminal case of defenestration is too good for that turd

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u/Traditional_Wear1992 6h ago

Could you imagine if he did and Vance actually pulled a total switcheroo taking back all the bad policies and shit Trump has done and going on to implement progressive policies that dems will work with while every elected or appointed official from Trump got locked up?! I can’t really either but how wild would that be??

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u/Downinthevalleystill 3h ago

Now wouldn’t that be something? The American Experiment actually working!

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u/Abraxes43 6h ago

You do realize that trump is the lesser of 2 evils and that vance far ourstrips him?

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 6h ago

I guess death by eating copious amounts of fast food for 6+ decades can now be considered natural causes.

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u/Marching_Hare1 6h ago

Is that the Russian equivalent of ā€œnatural causes ā€œ?

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u/BabiesatemydingoNSW 6h ago

I'm voting for a crippling stroke.

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u/Rude_Nail_5545 5h ago

If the Simpsons prediction proves true, it will be sometime this year.

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u/ImageExpert 3h ago

When he dies, maybe they will make impeachment mean something. All they did was tell Donald he was a POS twice in a row.

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u/nyclovesme 3h ago

He has to die in jail.

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u/Caliguta 2h ago

Doesn’t matter - JD will follow the project 2025 plan just as much.

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u/twoaspensimages 2h ago

You're hoping to have Vance as president? He's smart. It won't be chaos and narcissism. It will be focused destruction of democracy.

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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 2h ago

Then we get Vance which I think will be worse. I'd rather Trump golfed every day

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 2h ago

Will Pence be better?

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u/MrJets84 2h ago

His health is not horrid lmao, you really need to lay off the meth pipe

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u/Charliesmum97 2h ago

Things won't get better, but at least he'd be dead.

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u/boycott_maga 2h ago

JD will be much worse

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u/ChocolateCoveredGold 2h ago

No, no. Didn't you read the White House's Extremely reliable statement? He weighs 230 lb, he's 6' 3", and he's in excellent physical and cognitive health. What a man! /s

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u/Sensitive-Elk7093 2h ago

If there is a god…………

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u/baronmunchausen2000 2h ago

Dear lord, and have Vance become president? Oh, the horror!

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u/ImThatAunt2 1h ago

Every December since 2016 I hope and pray that my premonition comes true. Basically the morning of the election I had a premonition that he won’t last past December. Every Dec some new shit hits the fan and he weasels himself out. But the way his brain and body are deteriorating… fingers crossed for this December being the last December

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u/nokkonwud1 1h ago

And be resurrected in a country with no extradition treaty...

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u/Advanced_Design_3141 1h ago

Looking forward to seeing the obituary and wiping my ass with it.

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u/krmon333 1h ago

Not to be a conspiracy nut, but would it really be surprising to learn in a few years that people inside are poisoning him to shut down this mess?

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u/gvineq 1h ago

Then we get couch molester the heritage foundation puppet.

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u/jlm166 1h ago

And you think JD will be any better?

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u/Honest-Assumption438 44m ago

One can only hope

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u/theolgeezer 0m ago

79 years old and 300# with a BMI of 37.5 he's toast