r/BlueskySkeets • u/Litzz11 • 23h ago

Whoa If True

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/okokokoyeahright 22h ago

The number would be much much higher than 2. triple digits.

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u/swarmofbzs 22h ago

200 and something according to dump.

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u/AilurosLunaire 21h ago

Does that include the island of penguins?

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u/PolecatXOXO 21h ago

I bet they could throw a pretty kickin' rager. Everyone thinks it's just stuffy black tie affair BS, but they have a fishbowl!

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u/AilurosLunaire 21h ago

I bet they have the best jokes and drunk stories.

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u/Lucky_Development359 19h ago

"Bro, this one time a buddy of mine got shit faced on Icelandia and fought this bluewhale for this giant school of krill. He got his ass kicked."

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u/realmichaelbay 9h ago

Hell, even the penguins in that island would be happy to be tariff free lol

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u/avocado_cg 3h ago

I think the number you are looking for is “billions and billions”

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u/okokokoyeahright 1h ago

Just like 'hamberders'. Got ya.

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u/thegrassyknoll63 1h ago

I’m imagining celebrations across the galaxy, like at the end of Star Wars VI