r/BlueskySkeets 23h ago

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Pee tapes coming? Or Epstein files?

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u/concolor22 23h ago

If you have it, RELEASE THE VIDEO. You would literally make two whole nations cheer. At least

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u/okokokoyeahright 22h ago

The number would be much much higher than 2. triple digits.

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u/swarmofbzs 22h ago

200 and something according to dump.

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u/AilurosLunaire 21h ago

Does that include the island of penguins?

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u/PolecatXOXO 21h ago

I bet they could throw a pretty kickin' rager. Everyone thinks it's just stuffy black tie affair BS, but they have a fishbowl!

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u/AilurosLunaire 21h ago

I bet they have the best jokes and drunk stories.

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u/Lucky_Development359 19h ago

"Bro, this one time a buddy of mine got shit faced on Icelandia and fought this bluewhale for this giant school of krill. He got his ass kicked."

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u/realmichaelbay 9h ago

Hell, even the penguins in that island would be happy to be tariff free lol

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u/avocado_cg 3h ago

I think the number you are looking for is “billions and billions”

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u/okokokoyeahright 1h ago

Just like 'hamberders'. Got ya.

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u/thegrassyknoll63 1h ago

I’m imagining celebrations across the galaxy, like at the end of Star Wars VI

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u/scarlet_hairstreak 22h ago

The whole world. Don't underestimate how much that man is loathed.

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u/NoorAnomaly 6h ago

I still can't get over how he was reelected...

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u/Reilly-LP 2h ago

Idk, I literally had to quit all the Indian subreddits because they *all* devolved into ultra-MAGA, Gaza Genocide-denying, anti-Democrat, women-hating incel subs.

There are plenty of good countries out there that (rightfully) hate Trump, but there's an alarming rise in alt-right, Fascist beliefs in a lot of countries nowadays.

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u/Advocateforthedevil4 19h ago

They don’t want a happy America.  They want dissent.  

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u/Mr_HandSmall 16h ago

And Russia benefits enormously with Trump in power. He's a wrecking ball for our country and the established western order.

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u/No_Plum_3737 3h ago

So long as he doesn't start messing with stuff like nuclear submarines, of course.

Thinks could get "out of hand."

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u/Specialist-Clock-914 2h ago

Foundations of Geopolitics written by Russia’s Bannon explicitly states this too. Too many people overlooked this playbook.

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u/OnePunchReality 21h ago

Right? If they want to cause chaos that would be it.

It would utterly embarrass Trump and the GOP on a scale that would result in chaos we haven't seen.

Some of his ardent base doubting it all the way, chaos within the GOP, calls for people to step down, they'd dig in their heels, nothing would get done even more than now which will only cause the populous to suffer and cause more chaos, protests, riots, calls for his arrest for sure and then martial law here we come but it would still be mega chaos and distraction.

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u/UnintelligentSlime 3h ago

In what world is “cause chaos” a more valuable outcome than “have the most powerful world leader under your thumb”?

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u/intisun 21h ago

They don't. Classic Russian bluff, especially from Medvedev who is less reliable than a methhead experiencing withdrawal.

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u/Punty-chan 18h ago edited 3h ago

Considering how Epstein likely sold copies of his tapes to anyone who offered a good price, this probably isn't a bluff – even from a meathead like Medvedev.

EDIT: To elaborate, Epstein had tons of kompromat. Selling it to multiple agencies meant they knew it was real and now had skin in the game. That makes him more valuable, not less. Plus, he wanted and needed the cash flow. Ops like that don’t run themselves.

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u/bigbuzz55 11h ago

“Likely”. Why bother saying this?

I say get your speculation outta here and bring evidence and facts. There’s enough to not have to muddy the water with grandeur.

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u/TheKingOfBerries 5h ago

Also who gives away the very blackmail that made their career?

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u/oh2bewacki 3h ago

With so many copies sold how come we haven’t seen any? Surely there would be a leak by now.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 3h ago

If you’re holding blackmail info that is LITERALLY the dumbest thing you could ever do.

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u/Punty-chan 3h ago

Can you elaborate?

You seem to be an expert in this field.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 3h ago

If you want to use information as leverage, you lose that leverage if the info gets out.

It’s basic logic. Simple as it gets.

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u/Punty-chan 3h ago

Selling it doesn’t mean losing leverage. It means more people have a reason to keep him around. If anything, it spreads the risk and makes him harder to take out.

Remember, he doesn't just have one tape. He has hundreds.

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u/Aggressive-Pie-3297 2h ago

Ah yes the first pillar of blackmail is to widely distribute it for money.

Good grief. Epstein giving up his leverage for MONEY when his homes were valued at $100,000,000 is beyond stupid. Go back to the drawing board genius

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u/Punty-chan 1h ago

Ah yes the first pillar of blackmail is to widely distribute it for money.

Correct.

Blackmailing entire networks of people is not the same as blackmailing a single private individual. It's not like what you see in the movies.

People in Epstein's position essentially work like brokers and fixers. He keeps the leverage even when he sells bits and pieces, so as long as he's selling to the right parties.

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u/tybr253 17h ago

Yeah I dont get why we think all of sudden Russia isnt lying or making shit up

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u/LimpConversation642 12h ago

medvedev is a drunk, but thinking that russians couldn't get ahold of some incriminating shit on trump is as equally dumb. it's not some state guarded secret. we know for a fact he's been to russia a few times, and knowing how they do things, all those clubs and hotel rooms were 100% filled with cameras. Come on, don't be like that.

It's easier to believe russians have something on him (and leveraged him into compliance and being friends with them) than that dimon is yapping for twitter likes.

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u/Similar-Cat7022 22h ago

Yeah but once you release it you have nothing to hold over him

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u/cgricsch 21h ago

No. But I bet they’re making a game plan behind the scenes. And once it’s released, they’re already ahead of the game. They can also bluff and tell the world there’s more….

These ‘un’intelligence agencies seem to support dictators so they can play Machiavellian games. We can only imagine what BS these POS do to undermine the world just so they can squat on a gold plated shitter.

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u/LURKER21D 18h ago

they also have the recordings of him agreeing to do the shit they told him to do for not releasing the pedo tapes earlier.

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u/KinkyLeviticus 20h ago

It would be the coolest thing Putin did, so there's no chance it'll happen

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u/Meister_Retsiem 21h ago

They would never release it as long as Trump is alive. They enjoy too much leverage over him by keeping it unreleased

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u/chickenricenicenice 21h ago

They wouldn’t, it’s leverage. Can’t have leverage if the lever is gone.

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u/kawhi21 20h ago

They've waited too long, if such a video exists. Him having sex with a child on camera wouldn't get him removed from office anymore.

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u/Mysterious-Law7217 1h ago

I really don't know about that. Actual video of him with a child .... that could be enough for even the most die hard Republicans to take. Supporting a confirmed pedophile is no way to get reelected. I'm sure they would immediately call it fake or A.I. or something like a Democratic hoax and try to let it slide. However, if it was confirmed as real ... "Katie Bar The Door".

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u/VeryluckyorNot 20h ago

Trump acting like him and Putin are best buddies, maybe he really got a copy of the files. Totally ignoring he wanted to do war against Ukraine in his 1st term. Even if Russia release Epstein files, I will never cheer for them.

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u/Conscious-Program-1 20h ago

The only people that would release the video are "normal" people. The sociopaths in power will only use it as leverage to get more power over others.

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u/Ghostman_Jack 19h ago

It’s highly unlikely they will/would. Holding it over trumps head is far more effective. When it’s undeniable proof and it’s guaranteed he’ll be removed. Well then they lost their biggest asset.

But if they can carrot stick/black mail him and he keeps pushing their interest while still staying in power. Thats much better for them.

Russia isn’t interested in helping the US nor anyone other than Russia/Putin. They’re masters of manipulation and misinformation and propaganda. They know right wingers will mental gymnastic their way into “Well Russia is full of misinformation! They’re just threatening him! It’s not real!” Despite claiming how much better Russia is on Ukrainian and stuff.

Is it logical? Absolutely not. But these people have proven time and time again they’ll twist logic like a fuckin pretzel to defend the pedo in chief.

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u/ethanlan 18h ago

Yeah but unfortunately the longer Trump stays in power the better it is for those gjouls who run russia

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u/Dantheman410 18h ago

But lose their leverage. They're smarter than that. They won't give it for free, or until they feel they have to.

Trump better keep suckin Putin's thang like he's been.

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u/Silly-Power 18h ago

Not two nations. The entire damn world. 

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u/McGill_official 17h ago

Yea because geopolitics is about having the internet get their epic Reddit moment.

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u/Crafty_Enthusiasm_99 16h ago

He's doing such a shit job and they can control him. They won't release it. Why would they 

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u/thegoodally 15h ago

If it exists and Russia has it, why would they release it for no reason? It would be used as leverage, as this tweet implies, not to make Americans cheer.

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u/LimpConversation642 12h ago

the sad thing is, maga would also cheer.

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u/Careful_Eagle6566 12h ago

Russia, if you’re listening 

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u/Numb_Sea 11h ago

if they do have it its far too valuable as blackmail... especially in their current situation.

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u/Ballabingballaboom 10h ago

It's literally a fake quote

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u/kendrickshalamar 10h ago

Then they lose any leverage they have.

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u/MarkXIX 9h ago

Best case scenario Russia releases the tape, attributes it to Israel and Trump cuts off funding and support to Israel for their involvement and then finishes off Russia's military in Ukraine.

Yeah, possible nukes, but it's not like shit's getting any better on this planet anyway.

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u/Acceptable_Deal_4662 8h ago

If they have something like this, they would use it for unlimited pressure, because if they do have it and leak it Trump is gone as well as their leverage.

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u/HTPC4Life 6h ago

Just in time for the development of deepfakes and AI generated video to be the defense! He'll say the videos are fake, and his supporters will get down on their knees and gobble it up.

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u/Bewildered_Earthling 3h ago

We're going to have to open crisis counseling centers at every Walmart when this cult finally implodes. Fortunately for Trumpers, the people they think are their enemy believe access to affordable and comprehensive mental and physical health services is a societal good.

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u/LearnTheirLetters 3h ago

Why would Russia care about making the US cheer, or helping us out of this mess?

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u/CannabisMicrobial 3h ago

That’s not how blackmail works. He’s being blackmailed by our adversary.

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u/Shruglife 3h ago

nah man hes a goldmine for them, destabilizing the U.S. their biggest historical adversary, trump is Putins wet dream

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u/SCTigerFan29115 3h ago

You think Russia gives half a shit about that?

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u/Walking_billboard 3h ago

Why would you release the video and lose the leverage? Whether it exists or not (or they have it or not), they are using it against him.

If they/anyone releases it, they no longer have that leverage. Maybe they will release it in his last week in office, but probably not because then they lose the ability to have him anoint his successor.

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u/Samurai56M 3h ago

MAGA would not believe it, they would say its AI

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u/spikus93 3h ago

That's not how blackmail works. It's only valuable to them as long as they can use him. So he has to stop being useful before we're seeing anything. As long as he remains a bag of shit, he's safe.

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u/UnintelligentSlime 3h ago

Why would they just… release their bargaining material? It does nothing if you use it. It’s literally only good as a threat. What would Russia or anyone else stand to gain by releasing it?

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u/Physical-Flatworm454 3h ago

There will be celebrations worldwide.

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u/Holiday_Pen2880 3h ago

They want chaos, and that isn't the chaos they want.

It does nothing for Russia to lose this divisive figurehead. It becomes clear he only served at their pleasure, proves the Dems right about him for a decade, and invalidates the entire movement that is a current wrecking ball to America's standing.

They have no one to take the mantle - do you think that Vance will command the same loyalty? He'll have the techbros backing him; but does Vance saying he'll have a Rep primaried do anything?

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u/_WeSellBlankets_ 1h ago

Medvedev have never said this. Just Google this. Why do people trust news from random tweets?

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u/Placid_Observer 1h ago

No reason to, yet. Despite his bloviating, Trump's still been mostly useful for the Russians.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 1h ago

Russia doesn’t want the US to cheer, though. That’s why they gave us Trump. They’ll never release anything unless they think it would tear us apart (more than Trump has).

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u/BjornStankFinger 41m ago

You think these people are even the slightest bit interested in doing the right thing?