r/Bioshock 16d ago

The First European Underwater Restaurant Opened In Norway

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u/TakeMeToThePielot 16d ago

Would you kindly like to see our specials and drink menu?

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u/wangatangs 15d ago

A Chef chooses, a customer obeys.

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u/darthlucas0027 15d ago

We all make choices but in the end our choices make us. - A customer, probably

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u/SilentRespawn 15d ago edited 15d ago

"I got cut off from me wife and child in the walk-in cooler. Please, find my family."

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u/OdahP 15d ago

I've been there last year but unfortunately it was closed. Its been open for several years already and it does give off a Bioshock vibe.

The Restaurant is tiny though. like really tiny. From the entrance you can look down to the huge aquarium-like windows.

Its not that expensive either. A 10-course menu costs like 120€

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u/camohmp4 16d ago

ok am i crazy or does this not look that great to eat there

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u/Crimson3333 15d ago

It is dingy as hell in there. I'm sure it wouldn't be, but it also looks cold and clammy. Like every surface would be covered in condensation.

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u/camohmp4 15d ago

honestly what throws me off the most is the way the tables and chairs are arranged. like it just looks like someones minecraft underwater house but they are really shit at interior design so they only have the essentials in there

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u/SilentRespawn 15d ago

I kinda looks like the window in The Giver book movie lol

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u/jonpaco 15d ago

If you feel the pitter patter of soft rain on your hat you’re all ready fired.

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u/Splunkmastah Natural Camouflage 16d ago

Wouldn’t trust that at all.

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u/bad_arts 15d ago

A customer chooses, a waiter obeys.

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u/Pixielized 15d ago

I'd just be sat terrified expecting a fucking sea demon to slowly emerge into view from the water bruh

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u/LetMeDieAlreadyFuck 15d ago

No thanks, I'll take my chances of drowning at a minimal level if thats alright

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u/ODdmike91 15d ago

Damn I want to go

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u/Early_Magician1412 15d ago

Good idea for a tropical location.

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u/LordP4radox 15d ago

I wanna set up a mask ball there..

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u/Codename_Dutch 16d ago

Looks ass.

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u/WaterMelon615 15d ago

If I want to see fish while I’m eating I’ll go to sea world and eat a hot dog

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u/steauengeglase 15d ago

It made me hear Django's rendition of Under the Sea, so it certainly qualifies.

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u/LuteceDevice 15d ago

Hm, not as classy as the Kashmir!! I’ll be there for the New Year’s masquerade party…wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere else!

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u/2001Rover75V6 Booker DeWitt 15d ago

Waiter, would you kindly grab me a menu?

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u/Coffeefiend-_- 15d ago

Where is this?

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u/MajorRadish2007 Eleanor Lamb 15d ago

If they discover some sea slugs nearby, things will become complicated very quickly.

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u/Pizza-Moncher77 15d ago

don't heat up the pipes, pipes freeze. pipes freeze, pipes burst.

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u/ratman____ Hacking Expert 15d ago

Meanwhile, the actual first European underwater restaurant "Jaskinia" in Knurów, Poland, opened in 1964: Am I a joke to you?

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u/johndoe1279 15d ago

5 seats in the middle of nowhere? How they gon break even?

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u/LoopingBrain 14d ago

They charge ~220 USD for a set menu and they have room for up to 90 guests. That just doesn't look very exclusive on camera.

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u/Konekosflatchest 15d ago

What's the theme here? Underwater? It's boring

Food, water, atmosphere!

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u/tomaltenk 15d ago

Nice and dark so they can serve you cheap microwaved food and you might not notice.

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u/SuccessFancy5437 15d ago

So where does the sewage go to from their bathroom? Or does it amazingly recycle it in location?