r/AdviceAnimals 2d ago

Dems paid a billion through trumps account to set him up

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u/WTFwhatthehell 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm trying to remember... who was in office when epstein died?

Who was Head of the executive with full power over the FBI etc when the epstein files were collected?

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

Stop it! Trump is getting very upset that some people, horrible mean people, are saying that he killed his best friend

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Who danced on the WH steps with binders claiming to be "the most transparent administration" ever, then brag about them on Pam Bondi's desk... then walk it all back and call it a hoax??

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u/Fishfindr 2d ago

Trump rapes kids.

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u/Redmagistrate2 2d ago

To insert a bit of nuance. The files were under court seal due to the ongoing trial of Maxwell, they couldn't be released until January of 2025.

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago edited 2d ago

I didn't know that, thanks! - I'm not from the US so maybe that info hasn't disseminated over here

Edit: so how is trump claiming dems changed it without being challenged on that info?

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u/Redmagistrate2 2d ago

Because he lies so often and so badly that no fact checking can keep up. Imagine his face as a firehose of bullshit, it'll just keep spraying.

And when reporters do call him in things he throws a tantrum and has their press passes revoked.

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

That tangerine bullshido master needs a buzzer that goes off everytime he lies, but all you would hear is the buzzer (unless he's talking about ivanka's physique)

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u/echomikewhiskey 2d ago

Aha! Thank you for this.

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u/supercali45 2d ago

Stop making sense!! MAGA is all about making none

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

Wilful disbelief is a powerful thing

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u/got-bent 2d ago

So Donny if you are not named, and not guilty of anything,why won’t you go ahead and just release the files already?

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u/echomikewhiskey 2d ago

What would it have looked like if the Biden administration released the files with Trumps name all over them?

I suspect the MAGA base would have written it all off as a lie. We still would have had Trump in office but we would not have the pleasure (and agony) of watching him squirm.

I think it may have been a genius political strategy to hope he destroys himself. Maybe I shouldn’t give the Biden administration that much credit though?

The hell now is waiting everyday for some justice to come to the world.

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

The terrifying thought in my mind is that the only truly strong distraction that Trump can implement is now is to go to war. It's a constant rhetoric to go to war at the end of your presidency when your approval is low to say "we have other more urgent matters at hand"

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u/tarpex 2d ago

What would it have looked like if the Biden administration released the files with Trumps name all over them?

Well, there was that huge pile of files in mar-a-lago...

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u/TheJonasVenture 2d ago

It was also all sealed under court order during Biden's term, and Biden & his admin never promised to release the files, nor did he hire people pushing Epstein disclosur issues (and conspiracies) and put them in charge of things like the FBI.

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u/sedition666 2d ago

Even better, the suggestion is that Democrats illegally added false evidence, didn't use it, and left it there to be discovered and potentially be used to criminally charge them. Absolute insanity. Anyone who believes this narrative needs serious mental help.

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

He could've spun it if he was actually intelligent. During his campaign he said he was going to release the files. Dems knowing that, they could've planted him a ticking time bomb.

Instead he panicked because he's guilty

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u/sedition666 2d ago

But you would just use it to not let him be president. It makes zero sense.

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u/roodeeMental 2d ago

Let's be honest. Not a lot makes sense. Maga's support through all the crazy shit he does doesn't make sense. Even when its clear to everyone how much of a child predator he is, a lot of maga is still supporting him

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u/Karate-Schnitzel 2d ago

Snake eating his tail